Name: Nicole Marie Fauna

Age: Old enough.

Hair: Dyed

Eyes: Hazel

*Updated for 2011: So, I suck. It's a proven fact. I haven't uploaded a fanfiction in year. Disgusting, I know. I actually have some material that's been lying around for a few months that I really like but have been to lazy to put on here. *sigh* Laziness is not an excuse, I know, but it's the only one I have. Anyways, I'm writing this just to let you people know that I haven't left fanfiction or died or something equally as horrible. It's finally summer, which means that I have all the time in the world now to write amazing stories for you guys! So, don't give up on me yet! I've widened my tastes, as well. I now not only write Harry Potter fanfiction, but Twilight and Glee stuff as well. I'm also working on a really long novel-type fanfiction that is a spinoff of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants called Sisterhood of the Traveling Shoes, inspired by a trip to the mall with my friends. Hopefully, within in the next week or so (it's June 21), I will have uploaded a new Harry Potter fanfiction starring Lavender Brown and Michael Corner. It's more mature than the other stuff I've written, so I'm really excited for people to read it and tell me if it was awesome or if it sucked and I should go back to writing child-approved love stories. Prepare yourselves, people 'cause Nikki is back!!

Here are my answers to Fifty Questions To Get To Get To Know Somebody:

Apple juice or orange juice?

A good apple juice.

Are you a morning or night person?

I’m a total night owl.

Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?

Sweet. Ice cream is my weakness.

Ninjas or pirates?

Ninjas.

Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.

They blend into the shadows.

Autobots or Decepticons?

Autobots. When dealing with robot-cars, always cheer on the good guy.

What was your favorite childhood television program?

Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Are you a collector of anything?

Nope.

If you could be any animal, what would you be?

A shark. I’d rule the ocean.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Invisibility. Imagine all the stuff you could do!

What is usually your first thought when you wake up?

Can I go back to bed?

What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?

I want some Taco Bell...

What's your favorite color?

Green.

What's your favorite animal?

Don’t really have one.

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?

Life on other planets, yes. Extraterrestrials? No.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Nope.

Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?

Yes. Halo. Totally nerdy, I know.

You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?

Half to charity, half in my savings.

Have any bad habits?

I bite my nails.

Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?

Saying “like,” all the time.

List 3 of your best personality traits:

Caring, somewhat responsible, funny.

List 3 of your worst personality traits:

Impatient, loud, demanding.

Have any celebrity crushes?

Rupert Grint, Kellan Lutz, Chord Overstreet, Ian Hecox, and Anthony Padilla. (The last two really depend on your defenition of "celebrity." They're the guys from Smosh, a popular video series on Youtube.)

List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:

Nothing because I'm perfect!

(I'm totally kidding. I would probably change my attitude. I'm told it's bad.)

Any tattoos or piercings?

Not yet.

What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?

Their smile.

What personality traits do you look for in a partner?

Funny, smart, loving.

What personality traits do you dislike in other people?

Anyone too much like me.

Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?

Probably not.

Are you mostly a clean or messy person?

Messy.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

New York City.

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?

London

List 5 goals on your life's to-do list:

Finish college, get married, get a good job, have children, visit another continent. Not necessarily in that order.

Name 1 regret you have:

Not telling when my friend was being raped by her stepdad. She ended up having a baby and dropping out of school.

Name 2 things you miss about being a kid:

No responsibilities. And not being a loser for not having a car.

What's your favorite song of the moment?

All of Dev's songs, including the ones with the Cataracs, Batten Down Your Hearts' cover of "Replay," Of Mice & Men's cover of "Blame It,"all of Hollywood Undead's songs, and "Firetruck" and "Mily Milkshake" and "Sex Ed Rocks" by Smosh (my new obssession!).

What's your favorite song of all time?

Can’t choose!

What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?

Sleep. Partying is so last year.

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?

Read.

Have any hidden talents?

I can do the splits, all the way down.

You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?

A little bit of everything.

What would be your dream job?

Writer.

Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?

True love.

If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?

More wishes.

Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?

Sometimes. I mean, what girl likes getting her period?

Name 1 thing not many people know about you:

I write songs.

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?

Luna Delacour.

Do you believe in the afterlife?

I’m iffy on the subject.

On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?

I love them!!

1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
= Nikizzle

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Green Bunny (Green Bunny's gonna find ya! Ain't no use hidin'!)

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= Marie Talunar

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= Fauni

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= Orange Monster

6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Iurtrvn (Um, what?)

7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)

Kay Darcy

8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody Flower

BOY SIDE

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 21

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

X You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop
X You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
X You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 5

I'm a girl, and I got...

Boys- 21

Girls- 5

Wow...

People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Remember! Being OPINIONATED only makes you human, everyone is entitled to their own...

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE(sometimes), so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN(mostly), so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm (part)RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I LIKE TO IMAGINE, so I must have Autism.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Love you all!

~ Nikkalicious ~