NAME: Kelsey :)

AGE: 16

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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about there ass.

54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal or not .

55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it, it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that after you let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

Everyone that hates stereotypes, put this on your profile. The bold ones apply to me.

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself.

I'm a NEGRO , so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMACIAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-type.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terroist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I'm a SINGER, so I MUST think I'm better then everyone else.

I'm RELIGEOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGEON, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a DEMOCRATE, so I MUST not believe in being RESPONSIBLE.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSIONS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get down your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging steal-your-money type of girl.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy to get.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm P-OLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATURE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGATARIAN, so I MUST be a CRAZY POLITICAL ACTIVIST.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with all or them.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I HAVE A BIG BUTT, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be concited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm P-OLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llambas.

I'm a STONER, so IMUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a STAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST wear only black and only date other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwded up.

I'm MUSLIN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe Jesus was a brotha.

I'm MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWIEGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Ambercombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the boarder.

I GOT A CAR FOR MT BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermealon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenagers who drink & smoke, so I MUST drink and smoke too.

I have an ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a CROSSEROAD DRESSER, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST beva freak.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLAGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.

I'm WELISH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts(It's actually called a kilt).

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLE, so I MUST be on WELFARE.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality & want to castrate every guy on earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.

I wear a BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERUR.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accient, love tea and cricket and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a prep.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrafice babies.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be againt abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every girl I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I have my OWN spirtiual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG and MISGUIDING.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a santanist.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so IMUST be gay.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be MEAN.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST SPEAK SPANISH.

I go to RENIFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser and not be up with times.

I'm GAY, so I'm after every straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFIREND I MUST be a LESBIAN.

I'm NOT A CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm REALTED TO FORMER GANG MEMBERS, so I MUST be in one.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be one too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I am a PERFECTIONIST SO I MUST check everything 10 times and burts into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST have problems.

I am VERY SOCIAL, I MUST have no life.

I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.

I've been CHEATED ON, so I MUST be no good.

I'm with and OLDER GUY, so I MUST be a slut.

I HATE kids, so I MUST be unethical.

I LOVE diet soda, so I MUST be anorexic.