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![]() Author has written 37 stories for Hellsing, Diana Wynne Jones, Alice, 2009, Howl's Moving Castle, Looking Glass Wars Trilogy, Gakuen Alice, Kingdom Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Pokémon. Hey. So, yeah, this is my old profile from back when I was in middle and high school, and it's definitely not active any more. I'm not going to take any of these down, but if you were hoping for a next chapter or a sequel for something, it's not going to happen. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm just not writing for any of these fandoms anymore. I do still write, though, and if you want to check out my AO3 you can do that here. http:///users/QueenLiliuokalanitheGreat/pseuds/dont-tell-them-i-write-phan I'm in the process of moving some of my fics, so it's a little bare at the moment. I'm also not going to delete my profile because I may think it's cringy, but 14-year-old Bee was trying her best. Cheers! Hey people who bothered to look at my profile!! As you can tell from my pen name I'm as random as the day is long!! Where did that phrase come from anyway? Hmmm... whatever. You can also tell that I'm a romantasist (did I spell that right?). For those of you who don't know what a romantasist is dont ask me, I'll probably tell you the wrong thing!! Well tell me if I misspell(mispell?) anything 'cuz I will!! Meaning of color and your birthday!! Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the age and same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Oh my gosh.. that was scary cool... Empress and Queen are both titles. No difference, really. Except that the title Empress is used when ruling an empire, and Queen is used when ruling a kingdom. Either way, I still rule. This is the future Chairwoman/Queen/Empress of THE WORLD. Yup that's me. 95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "Jump Bitch, Jump!" or "DO A FLIP!!" :) If you are obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile. If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile f you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. Why America has some issues... 1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" -i love this one!! COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE! BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo. I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Awww... I read a Howl's Moving Castle fic based on this it was so cute! I have come to chew bubble gum and kick @... and I'm out of bubble gum... They Live-Nada From the Vampiric Council regarding Stephanie Meyer Council Chambers From the Council Chambers of the Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide Regarding those of the Vampire race in the Cullen family and the now-former human Isabella Swan, with the following issues brought before Stephanie Meyer. It has come to our attention that your creation's popularity among humans - particularly adolescent females - has been on the rise as of late. While we do respect those promoting our kind who achieve fame and glory, we nevertheless must hold you accountable for promoting several grievous misconceptions about our race. Grievance the First: Lifestyle It has been discovered through various interviews with readers and fans that you claim the following: Vampires do not sleep, breathe, or eat. Additionally, you state that Edward Cullen drinks animal blood to avoid biting humans. To begin, Vampires should generally sleep in a coffin containing the soil of their homeland. It is not a necessity, but it is highly recommended to preserve vitality. This is a fact that has been laid down since the time of our most ancient ancestor Ch'thon. The concept of not needing to breathe is foolish. Certainly the more powerful among us consider breathing a hobby, however a study of the Cullen family reveals that none of them are at such a level. The consumption of animal blood is something you are only partially correct on. It is common knowledge that nothing can surpass 100 percent genuine virgin blood in terms of performance enhancement. Animal blood works in emergencies, but fresh human blood - preferably virgin - is the status quo. Furthermore, if our kind were to feed solely on animals with lower-quality blood, feedings would increase and it would cause potential instability in the planetary food chain and we could all very well end up extinct. Grievance the Second: Method Your portrayal of Edward Cullen in particular is a slight affront to our race. He is described using reference from the novels in the following way: "Edward, like all Vampires in the Twilight series, possesses superhuman beauty, strength, speed, endurance, and agility. His scent and voice are enormously seductive, so much so that he occasionally sends Bella into a pliant daze entirely by accident." Our abilities do vary, so thankfully the idea of Edward being a fast mover is not an affront to us. The rest of the description, however, we take exception to. While the idea of our race being a sexual one by nature is indeed true, Vampires are quite adept at restraint of libido. We remain unobtrusive as need dictates, and merely charming when appropriate. Methods of seduction are to be employed against humans only when a Vampire has reached a state of mental maturity. The idea that Edward - being so young mentally - practically radiates lust is ridiculous. If Isabella Swan is indeed swooning around one such as him, the cause is more than likely akin to a pungent smother than an aromatic caress. A requested message from Proinsias Cassidy states that one need not "look like a total (expletive deleted) wanker t'get some (expletive deleted)." To express things more eloquently, we wish you would cease writing things in an apparent state of self-induced arousal. Grievance the Third: Concerning Isabella Swan As is most likely obvious by now, the brunt of our displeasure with you seems to focus on Edward Cullen. Also of concern to us is your handling of the human Isabella Swan. While member Seras Victoria points out that Vampires can indeed fall in love with humans, such likelihood seems to fade as the Vampire grows more accustomed to their lifestyle. The near-immediate conversion to a Vampiric state to further develop a relationship is permissible and indeed encouraged. Unfortunately in your story, it seems it takes most of the series before this happens. By all rights, only a fresh Vampire would be so hesitant to turn the target of their affection to their kind, as they would still cling to humanity. You state that Edward has been alive since the early 1900's. He should have shed such a connection to Humanity by this time. Furthermore, Vampires are generally not driven to attempt suicide simply because of badly-handled romantic situations. Grievance the Fourth: Concerning Power Stated above, powers do vary within, and a Vampire's abilities may even change as they gain power and status. Default Vampire powers are the following: Note that some Vampires may not possess these abilities, and some may possess others. Edward's current lineup of abilities is largely satisfactory, although we must state that no human is immune to a Vampire's telepathy. The idea of 'injecting venom into the heart' to convert a human to a Vampire is nonsense. Drinking a humans blood first renders them weak, and if a human is severely drained by a Vampire, only then do they themselves become a Vampire. Additionally, the concept of Vampires having such varied powers among their own kind for the reason you describe is largely ridiculous. Vampires gain and perfect powers as they mature. Please realize that the varied capabilities of the Volturi are primarily telepathic in basic nature, and that the elementalist abilities of the Egyptian Coven's member Benjamin is more akin to the misrepresented nature of the so-called 'ninjas' of "Naruto" rather than the true abilities of any Vampire. Furthermore, the idea of Vampires sparkling in sunlight is seen by us as truly nothing more than a foolish plot device. The most powerful of us are merely annoyed by sunlight, while the vast majority would - as member Proinsias Cassidy describes - "go up like six tons of Symtex." Further Comments: President Vlad Dracula would like to state that even if you were a virgin he would not drink from you, for it would only sully our race. Member Proisias Cassidy's message has been removed due to generally inappropriate language. Member Saya Otonashi commends you on including a character who wishes to become a Vampire, however she feels offended that such a character would change so swiftly and practically throw her character away when changing so. Member Angelus advises that the next time Edward Cullen feels jilted in his love life, that he try to sort out the problem himself. Member Louise de Pointe du Lac recalls his own experience in Human-Vampire relations and cannot help but wonder how Isabella might have fared if she had met Lestat. Member Seras Victoria wishes she could sparkle in the sunlight too. She has been reprimanded. Council Notes: -We must commend you on the concept of the Volturi, although we find their policies regarding knowledge of our kind and dislike of Vampire children to be largely pointless. -In anticipation of potential backlash regarding oddities among our own race, we wish to settle the following disputes here and shortly. First, concerning the unique nature of Vampires in Saya Otonashi's place of residence, human experimentation has muddled our kind their. The Chiropteran and Cavalier race are genetic deviants. Secondly, Proinsias Cassidy has quietly informed us that he had his fangs filed into normal incisors so as to avoid unwanted attention among humans. Furthermore, Louise de Pointe du Lac has commented on a new Vampire's need to bite and drink from the one who created them. This is not a necessary act and it has been concluded that this is an act done by some to give a Vampire their first blood until they are strong enough to feed themselves. -In reference to your typical styles of romance, we have made contact with huntress Selene concerning her escapades with the Lycanthrope race. -We are aware that the Count currently living on Sesame st. as well as Count Chocula do not conform to the standards set by the Council, however their actions and lifestyle are acceptable as they are useful for drawing in children. -It is the esteemed belief of this Council that in cinematic portrayals of our race, Bela Lugosi and Tom Cruise make far better Vampires than Robert Patterson. Sincerely, Post-script: Should you happen to be in contact with the esteemed Mr. Richard O'Brien before we are, please remind him that Transylvania is not 'trans-sexual', and we have no record of 'sweet transvestites' living here. The tourists are becoming annoying. ~Post the Council's letter in your profile if you completely agree with them. I know I do.~ I lost count of how many times I laughed reading this! Although I with Alucard had written a comment...(grins evilly) I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo, Vera A, They-Call-Me-Hatter, RandomRomantasist999 Your Guy side: Sigh I think this might mean something… Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver. Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Ever stop to think and forget to start again? You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I find a row boat and save your sorry ass They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "You will die in seven days..." A friend helps you up when you fall. A BEST friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you thier umbrella in the rain. A BEST friend takes yours and says, "RUN, bitch! RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile. If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world? Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, geez! Everything in this room is eat-able, even I’m eat-able. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. Education is important, school however, is another matter. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Music is love in search of word. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world go, "WTF??" If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. Come join the dark side, we have cookies!! mu hu hu ha ha ha!! If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird? i've got ADD and magic markers, oh the fun I will have 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobias Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder), -Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Klaus Baudalaire, Tobias Ragg, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Cedric Diggary, Edward Cullen-I still have crushes on all of them!!), xxlindzzz (Jacob Black, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Marty McFly, Mr Darcy, Danny Phantom, Tobias Ragg, Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands, basically any Johnny Depp character (this includes the Mad Hatter – only Johnny Depp could make him look hot), Hatter ( ), probably a million others that I’m forgetting. Ha.) RandomRomantasist999(Too many to list here...O.O) If you squeal like a little fangirl everytime Hatter messes with his hat in some amazing way/shape/form, copy and paste! If you think Hatter looked most dashing when he was bruised and beaten, and hate how he cleans up at the end, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve sat and wondered why the eff Jack’s hair changes color AND style after he’s back in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile. If you caught all the references to the book while watching Syfy’s Alice, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would drop dead in the off chance that Hatter fixed that cocky, smoldering gaze on you and said something (it honestly could be anything, the friggen time of day), copy and paste this into your profile. Jack Heart is a douche, and don't forget it! If you would have taken Jareth's offer in a heart beat, baby brother be damned, copy and past this into your profle. BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. 1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". 2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". 3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". 4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?" 5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. 6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". 7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated". 8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". 9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". 10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". 11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." 12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand." Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too. '' /l、 HOLY SHIZ CHECK THAT CAT OUT!! Xemnas:" A bit of a chaotic addition to the Organization... " *(cackles!)* You got that right! Xemnas: Appreciates that you don't hold back, but is annoyed by you sometimes. Yeah? Well you annoy me too Mansex Your personality: Type: OXIII's opinions: I. Xemnas: "Somewhat annoying, but very powerful and swift. Overall a good addition to the Organization." Meh, take some win some Xemmy. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now 1. Demyx 2. Axel 3. Zexion 4. Marluxia 5. Lexeaus 6. Sora 7. Riku 8. Larxene 9. Luxord 10. Xaldin Then,ask the following questions: What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Demyx~ Hey, psst. Me~ *(snores)* Demyx~ Jin~xen! Me~ *(groans)* Whaaaatt?? Demyx~ I’m hungry Me~ *(suddenly awake)* S’mores on Axel? Demyx~ *(whips out S’mores stuff)* S’mores on Axel. Me~ *(Squeaks and hops out of bed)* 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering? Me~ *(looks awkwardly)* Zexion~ *(looks back)* Me~… Zexion~… *(leaves)* 4 announced he/she was going to marry 9 ? Me~ Marly, what did I tell you about taking Luxy’s tea? 5 cooked you dinner? Me~ OM NOM NOM!! 6 was lying next to you,sleeping? Me~ Did you have a bad dweam again? Sora~ *(nods)* Me~ OK then! *(huggles)* 7 confessed to be part of your family? Me~ Well, Thanksgiving will be fun 8 got into the hospital somehow? Me~ O.o Umm… how? 9 made fun of your friends. Me~ I will personally f*ck you up if you don’t shut your drunk ass up 10 ignored you all the time? Well...He‘s always in the kitchen... Makin’ me a samich :3 Two serial killers are hunting you.What does 2 do? Axel~ *(looks bored)* Need any help? Me~ Nope! I’m good! _ *(kicks ass)* You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Axel~ Oh shoot! Demyx!! Help!!! It's your birthday.What does 3 get you? A book You're in a house that's on fire.What does 4 do? Marly~ *(sits outside)*My flowers will burn! I can’t go in there! You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely emberrased.What will 5 do? Lexeaus~… You're about to marry 10.What's 1's reaction? Demyx~ Ooooh! Do I gat to come?!?! You got dumped by does 7 cheer you up? Riku~ Umm… He didn’t deserve you? You compete in a does 9 support you? Luxy~ You can do it love! *(drinks tea)* You can't stop laughing.What does 10 do? Xaldin~ *(makes samich and shoves in my face)* Me~ Ewww… I told you I don’t like tuna~ 1 is all you ever dreamed of.Why? He's ADORABLE! _ X3 :3 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9. Me: Iyou too? I need to tell Luxy to hide his tea better You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents.Will you get along? I don't know who Zexion’s parents are but we'll get along as long as I've had no sugar. Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? No. Not gonna happen. 6 appears to be a player,breaking many hearts.What do you do? Me~ BWAHAHAHA! Are you serious?!? You get a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you.What goes on in your mind? Me~ *Thinking* He just likes me for my body 8 thinks he/she will never get a boy/girlfriend? Me~ See, this is why I told you to take the anger courses 9 is to shy to face you and confesses love by sending an what? Me~ God damnit Luxord! I told you to quit using the computer when you’re drunk! You spot 10 and 1 do you react? Me~ Demyx! Xaldin! That’s horrible! How do you thin Axel and Xigbar would feel if they walked in on that? You notice that 3 and 4 have been in that hotel room longer then a few hours.What are you thinking? (sighs)* Marly’s raping Zexy again, isn’t he? *(shakes head)* Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Demyx and Sora? Well, maybe if they were in an AU and were characterized like they usually are... Would 2 trust 5? Well, they kina have to… Marly~ Hee hee! *(pokes)* Xaldin~ *(castrates)* Marly~ Meep 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together.What study will they pick? Demyx would be a music (possibly English, or another language) and Lexeaus would do... Well, I dunno… 6 and 3 cooked you dinner.What do they make? Sora~ Here ya go! Zexion~…Here Me~ Aw that’s so sweet! _ OM NOM NOM! 7 and 9 apply for a job.What job? Riku would start a club, and Luxord would run a bar/casino 8 gives 5 a that okay? Larxene~ Haha! There ya go! Lexeaus~… 9 sketches what 6's perfect boy/girlfriend should look like;will 6 be happy? Sora~ *(pouts)* That’s not Riku! 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk.What is they're conversation about? If Xaldin’s blushing, I don’t want to know. 1 accidently kicked 10?
2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF,but 9 got it.What would happen? Luxord would just go drink it off 5 and 6 did a workout together? Sora ran on a treadmill, and Lexeaus lifted weights 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Sora~ *(sniffels)* Why didn’t I get one? Me~ AW! It’s OK hunny! *(glomps)* 7 won the lottery? Riku~ Woot. 8 had quite a big secret? Larxene is scared of thunder 9 became a singer? Woot! GO LUXY! *(fangirls)* 10 got a daughter? Xaldin and Xigbar adopted? What would 1 think of 2? (glomps)* How would 3 greet 4? Zexion~… Marly~ *(rapes)* What would 4 envy of 5? His position Why would 5 dream of 6? Plotting his destruction What do 6 and 7 have in common? They love each ther What would make 7 angry at 8? She made fun of him in a fight, or hurt Sora Where would 8 and 9 meet? Blonde Convention What would make 10 scared of 1? A a giant tidal wave Is 3 Gay? YUP! _ |