Hello there.

Currently working on:

Ican't believe I'm doing this

iMake a Great Escape

Question to ponder:

How come in almost every Seddie fanfiction Sam's mom dies?

Couples I like:

Sam/Freddie (Icarly), Sora/Kairi (Kingdom Hearts), Roxas/Namine (Kingdom Hearts), Tidus/Yuna (FFX), Tidus/Rikku (FFX), Rikku/Gippal (FFX-2), Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter), Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter), Lily/James (Harry Potter), Bella/Jacob (Twilight), Alice/Jasper (Twilight), Holly/Vince (What I like about you), Elizabeth/Will (Pirates of the Caribbean), Spencer/goldfish:Spish(Icarly) haha :D

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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

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My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
(Well,im insane too.)

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this to your profile.

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Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. (So true. Plus freakishly calm people scare me)

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have...

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal!!

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Melanie

2. Missy

3. Neville

4. Griffin

5. Lewbert

6. Gibby

7. Sam

8. Principal Franklin

9. Spencer

10.Carly

11. Freddie

12. Mrs. Benson

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Gibby/Freddie? No, I can't say I have, and...yeah I don't really wanna.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Griffin. Griffin is Griffin, his hotness is pretty much self explanatory.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Mrs. Benson got Principal Franklin Pregnant? The world would probably cease to exist as we know it, and poor Freddie would be scarred for life.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Spencer fics? Oh yeah. Everything about Spencer is interesting. My Couch is a good one, and It's told from his POV.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Wendy and Gibby? Oh yeah. It's totally a match made in heaven. I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Lewbert/Spencer or Lewbert/Carly? I have to say Lewbert/Carly, even though it is kinda gross.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If Sam walked in on Wendy and Mrs. Benson making out? Sam would probably laugh hysterically and go torment Freddie for the rest of his life, because his mommy likes teenage girls.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Neville/Carly fic? After Neville gets a new brainwashing machine, he tries it out on Carly in an attempt to make her fall in love with him.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Melanie/Principal Franklin? No, I don't think there is, but that would be interesting...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Sam/Mrs. Benson hurt/comfort fic? iHelp Sam become a goody-two shoes

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Neville? Probably somone.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Freddie? Who doesn't write Freddie?

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Wendy/Griffin/Lewbert? No, but OMG. hahahahahahaha

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Principal Franklin? Boys and Girls by Good Charlotte (because he observes all the boys and girls of ridgeway everyday lol)

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Melanie/Gibby/Mrs. Benson? Warning: Extreme oddness and awesomeness

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never lol. I read one with him in it like yesterday.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Melanie and Sam are in a happy relationship until Spencer runs off with Sam. Melanie, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Freddie and a brief unhappy affair with Gibby, then follows the wise advice of Lewbert and finds true love with Neville. -- Wow. It started with twincest and ends with Lewbert actually having good advice. Well, if you call Melanie/Neville good advice. Clearly an alternate reality, lol.

~Kristen