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Joined 05-18-09, id: 1938735, Profile Updated: 09-22-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

ok I have finely hacked onto my own account so i can start posting again (i completely forgot my password)...

so I'm back just in case anyone noticed I hadn't been online...but anyway let me re- introduce myself

I am a Harry potter and Twilight fan and a Smallville fan (OLIVER QUEEN MARRY ME!!!) and an animal right protester ;)

i have 1 fish at present called Sherlock Seamus Finnigan Holmes but i will be buying him a friend called Mr. John ...something else from harry potter... Watson. I also have 1 dog called Meggy and 2 luuuuush cats called mr.mia and Ripley( yes like from aliens...)

uuuuuuum what else can i tell you without letting you all stalk me...

I love Riding and all sports but Hockey it's nothing personally against Hockey I'm sure Hockey is great It's just to similar to La crosse (sp?) and I always get beaten up by sticks and I hate to be outsmarted by overgrown twigs...

what else...i don't know i'll just add things as the days go by...

OH OH OH!!! and if u have any issues and need advice I'm a good listener so feel free to PM (personnel message- i never used to know that...) or whatever :)

If Edward Cullen told Twilight fans it was uncool to breathe, 99 percent of them would be dead. Put this in your profile if you are part of the 1 percent that Carlisle saved from that epidemic.

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Why when we look in a mirror its consitered looking at ourselves but really were just looking at a piece of glass?

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.-i dont always agree with this but it made me laugh-

if you should be doing maths homework now copy, paste and GO DO IT! -just jokes i hate maths-

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The Canvas Loner by BellaCullenVampirz reviews
Bella Swan is a Loner.A beautiful Artist.A revlusive Emo,slit wrists and all.So,when she enters Forks after being emancipated,what do the Cullen's do?Is Bella welcomed so easily by the Popular crowd?Read and find out.Oh,and she also is a famous artist.E&B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,029 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Massacre: Birth of the Volturi Twins by Tellytubby101 reviews
Alec and Jane. A mysterious sibling duo. Two halves of a whole. This is their painful story of the horrific night their young lives were changed forever more and how they became one of the most powerful creatures in the vampire world. Canon. Two shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Alec, Jane - Complete
full moon by cheergirl4390 reviews
nessie falls off her tall horse when her reason to live leaves for being a terrible imprint. so nessie runs away to find him again. she endures on many mysterious creatures that even aro doesn't know about.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
finding love finally by cheergirl4390 reviews
when Nessie goes off to boarding school it seems like a century, when she comes back, lots of things change. feelings, love, family, war, hurt they can't hide anymore!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Edwards losing bet by blumoon00 reviews
Edward and Alice got into a betting mood and guess what Edward lost and this is what he has to do
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Twilight: Alice by all knowing since 1901 reviews
Twilight from Alice's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/9/2009
How to Upset the Twilight Characters by AliceCullen21 reviews
How to Upset all of the Twilight characters :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
How To Annoy The Characters Of Twilight by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
The ultiamate list of ways to annoy our favorite charaters. Really funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Sokka's Field Guide, I: Dealing With Women by LadyFlick reviews
ZUTARA. Sokka schools Zuko on the ladies. CH10: “UNDERPANTS!" COMPLETE! :D
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,352 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Letter You Were Never Meant To Receive by jadeandsugar reviews
Zuko finds a letter from Katara written in the hope he will never see it. Formerly a oneshot. Now a short story. Zutara. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Survivor: Avatar Island! by jadeandsugar reviews
Just an insane humourparody fanfic based around the show Survivor and Avatar. I think it's funny... but why don't you read it and find out?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
EVERYONE Loves the Mall by curricle reviews
Poor, poor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Avatar on a Plane by Jess189 reviews
What happens when the cast of Avatar must ride on a plane together? The first tale in a soon to be series of misfit comedies staring the best cartoon characters around. NOT a oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006
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In My Head
A one shot possibly more about what runs through Draco and Pansy's heads. Rated M just in case...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Pansy P.
annoying the twilight characters reviews
how to annoy the twilight characters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009
jacobs letter reviews
jacob writes bella a letter telling her to beware of edward. she receves it before her wedding day. how will she react and what will happen next?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Twitar battles reviews
This story was written by four different authors. What happens when two completely different worlds collide?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
carlislewhat have i become reviews
what happened on carlisle's first day as a vampire. a one shot but please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Carlisle - Complete