Hello party people, are you ready to ROCK!!

Good, I've got you warmed up. Anyway, welcome to my profile!

Don't ask about the name, I just got it off an album cover. Also, I have to wait, like 24 hours to wait before I get my avatar, so ignore the empty space too.

All I really can say about myself is that I'm a guy, a dude, a male, however you want to put it. Oh yeah, and I'm an American!

I won't say anymore about myself, being online and all that. I'm sorry about my lack of stories, I've been on the site for like a few hours now!

But if I DID have stories, you would get news on updates here.

The Impetus Chronicler

THERE"S NO NEWS!! OH MY GOD!!

Yeah, alright. Anyway, I just figured out another thing I could tell you about myself.

Who doesn't love these people!? Jerks, thats who!!

Jim Carry

Steve Carell

Christian Bale

the late Heath Ledger :(

Hugh Laurie

Jack Nicholson ("Here's Johnny!!")

JK Rowling

Morgan Freeman

Sean Connery

James Earl Jones ("Luke, I am your father.")

Arnold Schwarzenegger ("I'll be back.")

Robin Williams

(And last, but not least)

Barrack Obama!!

So... Yeah. That'll do it

Go ahead and read the Copy-And-Paste-This-Onto-Your-Profile's!!

If you have ever picked anything up with your foot, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever broken your alarm clock when it starts beeping, copy and paste this onto your profile!

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

If you have ever tripped and blamed gravity, copy and paste this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Breeze94, Brambleclaw's Babe, xBlaze of FuryX, Rex-Impetus

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

STEVE MARTIN IS A CYBORG!! He never ages!! If you too have Cyborg-Related conspiracy theory, copy and past this onto your profile!

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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WEEEEEEE!! If you too love exclaimation points, copy and past this onto your profile!!