... I am Alive, I am different, and I look back at these stories of mine and go...

was I high, or just stupid as crap?

so first up, what's being discontinued

A Different Kind of Story: more like same story as everyone else, only more retarded... discontinued, abandoned, and let to rot...

Shinigami of the Crescent Moon: Much as I had fun starting it, I feel it's only a shameless self insertion *though I do feel shame..., Discontinued...

Next up, what is being Continued for now

Desert Winds: I love writing this one a far amount, NaruTen is a personal favorite of mine, I ship it so bloody much when I finally grow old and have my own boat I'm naming the Boat NaruTen

The Difference a Family Makes: I simply enjoy it, but it's updates are probably going to be very rare...

An Unexpected Betrayal: It's a fun one, I will eventually move the files from NaruSaku to here, probably do a rewrite in some areas and add some filler chapters... any ideas anyone?

now as to where I've been...

Pretty much just been busy, when I stopped doing anything I was essentially moving around, buzy as heck and had no time, in the process I grew up a bit my I still like Fanfiction, so I am returning *Not that anyone missed me*

So here I am, back and slightly more mature

Let's hope that's a good thing

Planned Stories

"The Konoha Do Not": Basically a list of Do Nots for Konoha, made to be funny, with each list of Do nots one of the Do nots will be shown as an actual mini-story that explains why

The Chronicles of Nayuki: A genderbend story where all of the Konoha 12, save for Sasuke, is GenderBent, this will be a NaruTen story as well

Funny Quotes:

"I am quite capable of being sane, however, acting insane is just so much more fun" - Me

"Never forget... ah crap I forgot what I was gonna say" - Me

"If you can kick it over a fence without trying, it's not a dog, it's a fluffy, barking rat" - My Dad

"If I had a penny for every time I heard that... I'd have a penny, congrats on originality" - Me

"At this point, nothing you say surprises me, simply because I can expect you to make no sense" - My Sister

"Go die" "Give me about, oh I'd say fifty years and I'll get right on that" my sister, then me

"SNAFU, FUBAR, both of them pretty much describe my state of mind" Me

"Eh, shit's 'nd giggles" my response to the question 'Why?'

If you have a funny quote, send it and I'll put it up with your penname next to it