Hey I'm Lucy and i can totally break myself down into three things:

1) TWILIGHT LOVER

2) Slightly Crazy

3)Muse and Linkin Park obsessive, along with about a million other bands, because i actually like everything music wise, BUT MUSE AND LINKIN PARK ESPECIALLY.

Some songs that I love:

Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

Supermassive Blackhole - MUSE

Toy Soldiers - Eminem

DOA - Foo Fighters

Papa - N-Dubz

Know Your Enemy - Green Day

Give me Novocaine - Green Day

Waking up in Vegas - Katy Perry

With you - Linkin Park

Unintended - Muse

Decode - Paramore

If I continued to tell you every song that I'm obsessed with, you would be reading my profile for the next 800 years. Hehehe.

And that's a very short summary of me.

I have thought of one more thing that everybody needs to know "I SUPPORT TEAM EDWARD" and anyone who is a Jacob supporter... i am giving you evils right now, and just because you can't see me you can feel the force of my evil, evil glare. FEEL THE FORCE. Go team EDWARD go, go ,go.

OCD - Obsessive Cullen Disorder- What are the symptoms?

1- You think of nothing but Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn all the time

2- You have a poster of any of the cast of Twilight

3- You have read the entire series more that 5 times

4- You have woken up in the middle of the night and not found yourself able to go back to sleep, so you read the entirety of New Moon and then really regretted at school the next day when you fell asleep in a maths lesson.

If you have done all these things, or 3 out of 4 then you like me have Obsessive Cullen Disorder, there is only one cure, you must totally give in to your Cullen obsession, then you may finally be rid of it, but hey lets face it i love being Cullen Obsessed and you should too. Honestly tis good fun.

BTW, I AM TEAM CULLEN, AS WELL AS TEAM EDWARD.

Oh, oh,oh,oh I have just thought of another total random funfact about myself, I am at total film buff. I have no idea why you need to know that, but here it is.

Hehe I just bought a Twilight T-shirt and it is sooooooo FITT. I'm never taking it off.

And for anyone who is ABSOLUTELY obsessed with the films as well as the books, does anyone when the UK premiere is because I MUST HAVE TICKETS, either that or i'm going be at the front of the crowd screaming for Rob Pattinson. If anyone knows about the premiere please tell me and i'll love you forever. If not i'm going to have to spend my entire life on the internet waiting for news, but hey.

I had an awesome idea, i am sticking all my favorite Twi-quotes on here so the entire world can see my obsession XD:

1) "Your hair looks like a haystack, but i like it." - Edward Cullen, Twilight

2) "I punched a werewolf in the face." - Bella Swan, Eclipse

3) "Chill Bella" - Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn

4) "Mike, oh Mike, how will i go on?" - Bella Swan, Breaking Dawn

5) "I'd like to beat you dead" - Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn

6) "You want me to be all doom and gloom, or just shut up?" - Seth Clearwater, Breaking Dawn

7) "I'm no Alice, you're just predictable." - Seth Clearwater, Breaking Dawn

8) "I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around." - Emmett Cullen, Eclipse

9) "Thank you, Captain Obvious." - Leah Clearwater, Breaking Dawn

10) "Despite my best efforts, I’ve seen you naked before – doesn’t do much for me, so no worries." Leah Clearwater, Breaking Dawn

11) "Shut up, Jacob. Oops, I’m sorry – I mean, shut up, most high Alpha." - Leah Clearwater, Breaking Dawn

12) "They’re just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesn’t have a mall, you know." - Jacob Black, New Moon

13) "Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard." - Jacob Black, Eclipse

14) "I felt like – like I don’t know what. Like this wasn’t real. Like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom. Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the vampire’s wife to shack up and procreate. Nice." - Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn

15) "I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." - Edward Cullen, Twilight

16)"Are you so depressed by Forks that it’s made you suicidal?" - Edward Cullen, Twilight

For a reason unknown to me i felt i should say that i do not only read Twilight, although admittedly that is how i spend the vast majority of my time lol. I also love Harry Potter, i mean he's a freaking wizard, there is, well was nothing more i wanted to be than a wizard for about 3 years. NOW I WANNA BE A VAMPIRE WITH MY VERY OWN EDWARD, ACTUALLY HE WILL HAVE TO BE EDWARD I WILL SETTLE FOR NO ONE ELSE, LOL. Anyway i'm supposed to be talking about other books that i like, well... i am very fond of The Host (yes more S-Meyer books, give me a break i love her writing) and for some reason i really love the Artemis Foul series, no idea why, and what else, oh the whole of the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett, I LOVE THEM, especially the Hogfather, Reaper Man and Mort. Great books. Twilight, Twilight, Twilight. That's all i can think of right now so there we go.

Ah now here's something that i haven't done yet. My favorite bands and soloists:

Muse

Coldplay

N-Dubs

My Chemical Romance

Blink 182

Oasis

Jack's Mannequin

Razorlight

Paramore

Majorie Fair

Black Eyed Peas

Pendulum

Katy Perry

Blue October

Pink

Linkin Park

Eminem

Boston

All American Rejects

Escape the Fate

Saliva

Anything of the Twilight soundtrack (LOVE IT)

Foo fighters

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Green Day

Jimmy Eat the World

Stereophonics

Keane

Kasibian

Travis

Plain White T's

Lilly Allen

Weezer

Radiohead

Matchbox Twenty

You me at Six

30 seconds to Mars

Anyway i'm totally super EXCITED because it's getting ever closer to New Moon, i'm already freaking about that film. I WANNA SEE IT SO MUCH. Honestly i'm totally obsessed with it, TOTALLY!

See what i was thinking here is to put one of those funny quiz things where you give each character a number and then you get someone else to do the questions, like the whole what if one and four had a threesome with 6 e.c.t lets see how it goes.

Lucy's favorite characters in order, 1 being my fav:

1) Edward

2) Bella

3) Seth

4) Emmett

5) Alice

6) Jasper

7) Rosalie

8) Esme

9) Carlisle

10) All the wolves

11) Jacob

12) Aro

13) Jane

14) Felix

Question 1

What if 1 and 5 got together and they had a baby?

Edward and Alice, it would be very y y y weird, plus I'm pretty sure Alice can't have kids. Plus they are kinda brother and sister so altogether thats just wrong.

Question 2

What would you do if 7 came on to you?

What would i do if Rosalie came on to me, ummm run away screaming and hide under a rock for a couple of centuries.

Question 3

Who would win in a fight between 2 and 8?

Umm Bella and Esme in a fight thats highly unlikely but Esme would kick Bella's ass.

Question 4

What would happen if 9 and 11 woke up naked in bed together?

If Carlisle and Jacob woke up naked in bed together. Wow i should imagine the question "What the fuck were we drinking last night?" might get thrown around.

Question 5

What is 6, 7, 1 and 3 had a foursome?

Jasper, Rosalie, Edward and Seth?? WTF! I'm not even going into that. So wrong. SO SO WRONG.

Question 6

What would you do if 1 wanted to date you?

If Edward wanted to date me, i would get down on my knees and thank God. YAYY!!

Question 7

Would 4, 5, and 10 say to eash other if they were pissed out of their minds?

What would Emmett, Alice and the wolf pack say to each other if they were blind drunk... I have no idea but i bet it would be fun to watch.

Question 8

How would you react if 9 and 4 were having sex in your bed?

Carlisle and Emmett. I would most likely laugh my ass off before gagging and puking in a bucket, and then laughing again.

Question 9

What would 7, 12 and 3 say to each other if they walked in on 4 and 2?

What would Rosalie, Aro and Seth say to each other if they walked in on Emmett and Bella? Well, I should imagine Rose wouldn't say anything she would rip Bella head off and snap Emmett's cock in half xD. Seth might just ask how he got there in the first place. And Aro well i have no idea.

Question 10

If 13 shouted something random what would it be?

All hail queen Jane, the worlds foremost sadistic bitch.

Question 11

If 1, 14 and 10 were in a room what would they be fighting about?

If Edward and Felix and the wolves were in a room, well what do u think they'd be fighting about rolls eyes

Question 12

If 7, 11, 13 and 6 were in a room what kind of game would they play?

Rosalie, Jane, Jacob and Jasper... strip poker and murder in the dark with fire xD

And i think thats enough of that.

I wonder if here I should write about some of the stuff that I watch that's not Twilight, i admit there's not much of it but still. Ok so we have...

Jackass- The main other thing that I watch apart from Twilight, I find something highly enduring about watching a bunch of idiots doing stupid stunts, plus Johnny Knoxville is kinda fitt

The Simpsons and Family Guy- Yes i'm a cartoon person, at least the funny as ones.

Scrubs- God love you JD

Ugly Betty- Yer sort of a weird one there, but hey I love Mark and I have a mate just like him, except he's not gay (I hope not anyway)

A Shit load of films- Well in short I watch a hell load more films than I do tele and there we go.

Anyway that's enough of my shit boring pastimes, so what else do you put on a profile. I know a load of people do those copy and paste things but frankly thats just fricking lazy, so I will probs do a couple of them at some point on this profile because i am frankly lazy as shit. Anyway, I tell you what I might do, there are a couple of independent written pieces that i am working on and i think that i'll put a couple of lines from each of them on here, it would be nice to see what people thought, not that anyone reads all this shit.

The Controller- Death is something that I had always feared. I could never be one of those people who welcomed the end, I was too happy with my life. I was too happy with everything I had. So finding myself here, on a hospital bed with not enough strength to open my eyes anymore and an unnatural light creeping into the edges of my vision, I should have been terrified, but for some inexplicable reason I was not. As the last seconds left me I felt suddenly light, as though a crushing light had been lifted from my chest. The weight of my life was gone. The light that had been on the outskirts of my vision became brighter, it was blinding me from above, and i was being pulled towards it. -- Yer that's a very short section from a story that I started to write about a month ago and didn't really get very far, mostly because I was sure I was ripping off a film that I forgot I watched, but still I thought is was ok, well ok enough for me.

I will say it again that's enough of my crap there, LOL. BTW Rockstar, The Village people and Tangfastics make for a fun evening, I can't actually stay still, IT'S AWESOME.

Hmmm, i feel bad for not updating my profile more often i truly do. So here is a list of reasons why school would be better if Edward Cullen were there with me...

1. I would have something to look at all day

2. When ever i have that really vacant look, i can say "EDWARD DAZZLED ME"

3. He could totally rip all the evil people who hate me to shreds

4. I would have an excuse to drool everywhere

5. YUM YUM YUM YUM.

TWILIGHT RULES. oxo.