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Joined 04-13-09, id: 1899519, Profile Updated: 09-30-10
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Glee.

Hey people of fanfiction :)

Soooooo, what do you need to know about me?

Well first of all my name is Jordan, I'm 15 years old and I live in a place called Durban which is in South Africa and may just be the greatest city on Earth.

Now that the obvious stuff is out the way here are my more interesting traits:

I hate bigots, homophobes, sexists, anti-semitists and basically anyone who is prejudiced in any way.

I love spagghetti, my family, Africa, my best friends (especially micmeetsrachel, check some of her stories out), the holidays, reading and writing. (though not necessarily in that order)

The fandoms which I am a part of are Glee and Twilight although I don't write much twilight anymore (but would still be happy to take prompts from you every once in a while).

I ship Kinn, Kum, Quick, Tartie and Wemma and I am on Team Switzerland.

Playlist for Chapter 5 of Almost...

1) Charmed Life- Joy Williams

2) Songs from Different Times- Jack Sovoretti

3) Different Names for the Same Tjings- Death Cab for Cutie

4) Mary Jane- Alanis Morissette

5) Leaves in the River- Sea Wolf

6) The Only Exception- Paramore

7) Samson- Regina Spektor

8) Eet- Regina Spektor

9) Breathe Me- Sia

10) Hide and Seek- Imogen Heap

11) Signal Fire- Snow Patrol

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bed room for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriages Are Wrong

(A Little Humor)

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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Winter Wind by Signe-chan reviews
Dalton was supposed to make it better.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It Is My Patience by khawarspirit reviews
Kurt has waited a long time for Finn, and he will wait longer if he must. But sometimes, desire causes impulsive actions. - Kinn Slash. Some SamxKurt, too.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,377 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
I Hate the Dentist by Emma CS Me reviews
Kurt Hummel isn't stupid. When the straight love of his life is drunk enough to sleep with him at a party, he's not going to stick around for the fallout. However, maybe he is stupid, because running away has consequences. Trigger warning - rape.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,166 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
No Reason by Emma CS Me reviews
Mercedes angst. She's stupid and self-pitying, while everyone else has actual problems.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Mercedes J., Kurt H. - Complete
Hiding Behind A Smile by MicMeetsRachel reviews
Rachel is done accepting hateful comments about her gay fathers. She finds out more than she expects when she goes to Kurt for advice.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Rachel B., Kurt H.
You're my Beautiful by Lumos77 reviews
Jacob helps Nessie come to a realization, she is beautiful. The beginning of what will be the most beautiful romance ever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Struggle by umbuby reviews
Sam didn't just give up when he imprinted on Emily. He did try. For Leah... One-shot Leah/Sam/Emily T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Leah, Sam
Huilen's Story by persephonesfolly reviews
Forced to care for the monster who slaughtered her sister and cursed against her will to live the life of a vampire. This is Huilen's untold story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,873 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Huilen, Nahuel - Complete
Being Embry Call by Leiaaa reviews
Leah used to be the beautiful sweetheart of La Push but hate and bitterness pushed her over the edge. Leah's fall from grace told from Embry's prospective. What does Embry think of Leah? Find out here.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Embry, Leah - Complete
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Trying to Hold On reviews
Blaine has clinical depression. And most of the time he does okay. But occasionally he has a bad day. Kurt stumbles across him on one of those days. Written for a prompt on the glee angst meme
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Snowball Fight reviews
One-shot. Kurt gets in the middle of a Dalton snowball fight and has to use his epic cheerleading skills to escape. Kurt/Blaine. Written for a prompt on the glee fluff meme.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Reign of the Ice Queens reviews
Kurt and Santana don't realize how much they're struggling until they team up. Now McKinley doesn't know what's coming...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Santana L., Kurt H.
Kiplard's Grocer reviews
Kurt and Carole are out doing errands when the grocer they are at is help up. Chaos ensues. Humson family fic with a little Puck and Mercedes. Rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kurt H., Carole H. - Complete
Was It Something I Said? reviews
When Artie and Tina break up he takes to confiding in Kurt. But Tina is Kurt's friend too and Artie gets angry when he sees them together. Lashing out he says some stuff that he will come to regret.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Artie A., Kurt H. - Complete
Almost reviews
When love is involved it's hard to let go. Kurt attempts to get over Finn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Kurt H.
Brand New Future reviews
Seth makes an amazing discovery. One-shot, maybe more later.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Seth - Complete
Shaken Orbit reviews
When Collin discovers that he is a werewolf his life his changed forever. Oh, and his worst enemy has imprinted on his sister.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Collin, Brady
Black Moon reviews
Jacob's transformation and the aftermath told from Billy's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Billy, Jacob
The Supernatural reviews
A drabble about Kim's thoughts on her new life.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Breaking Tradition reviews
When Seth meets a vampire he has to choose- love or tradition? Set one year after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Seth, Leah - Complete