Hey! I'm Saphiress, call me Saphie, it's suppose to like Sapphir'ess' like count'ess'cuz I was born in September, but I prefer Saphie it's cuter. If you want to contact me feel free to email me at Saphiress@ a account I made especially for fanfiction(MSN is awesome, some years back it figured out people had more than one account so it links them all together!)

Something Horrible has happened! I typed a chapter for 'Shades of white' and I forgot to save it when I closed it! NOOOOO!! _

MY WINDOWS LIVE ISN'T WORKING! NOOOO!!

All prince of tennis fans alert! There is a prince of tennis chinese drama, if you've already heard of it sorry for being slow! If you can understand manderine then go on and type 网球王子真人版 in the search thing for videos(视频).

Well I'm a big fan of the prince of tennis muscial, my favourite team would HAVE to be Hyotei, they sing better than Seigaku and Kato Kazuki pulls off Atobe splendidly, and Date Koji is SO cute especially when he crys during the songs and backstages. I was really upset when he left, the new Choutaro is pretty good but he isn't cubby enough and his face is too pointy.

Well I've always wanted to be a writer, so please tell me how I did especially if I have spelling errors I have shit grammar my AIMs test told me so. Although I like it when people write good things I like constructive crtitisum better, I never plan my stories so i hit dead ends all the time but then something funny happens at school and hey preso I'm back.What doesn't kill me will only make my writing technique stronger...I think.

Recently I watch Absolute King Rikkaidai, Seiichi is so soft spoken and Bunta with that tiny accent is adorable!! Rikkaidai is now my second favourite(they'd be my favourite but you can't beat Ootori Choutaro and Atobe Keigo)!!

I just finished Exams and have nothing much to do, I've decided to start a new story that's about SanadaXOC and my current story will be very hard to finish as I can no longer decide between Atobe and Yukimura.

Recently I have been having a hard time writing my story the build up was suppose to led to AtobeXKisara so if I change it to YukimuraXKisara it'll just be comfusing adding the fact Atobe already has an egagement ring ready... So I have decided to end the story with AtobeXKisara and I'll write another story that similar to 'Return if the Queen' but have Yukimura and Kisara together, then another for Ootori. This way I'm happy, majority of my readers are happy and Atobe, Yukimura and Ootori are happy

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic , piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Tuli-Susi, Khelc-sul Renai, Saphiress

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they are doing.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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I stole this from Saciice who stole it from VampireWithTheGoldenEyes who stole it from Black7369 because it is fricken hilarious:

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.