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Author has written 1 story for Dreamland. Name: .Rachel. Do you agree that penguins are AWESOME?! YESSSS! Family Guy quotes next!!(mostly stewie tho.) Stewie Griffin: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Brian Griffin(dog): You're drunk. Lois Griffin: Stewie, why don't you play in the other room? Stewie: “How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.” Stewie: “Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.” Stewie: “It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?'” Stewie: “Oh I know it hurts now Brian, but look at the bright side: you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know...the novel you've been workin' on? You know the, the one, uh; you've been workin on for three years? You know the novel. Got somethin' new to write about now. You know? Maybe a, maybe a main character gets into a relationship and suffers a little heartbreak? Somethin' like what... what you've just been through? Draw from real life experience? Little, little heartbreak? You know? Work it into the story? Make the characters a little more three dimensional? Little, uh, richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages really keep the reader guessing what's going to happen? Some twists and turns? A little epilogue? Everybody learns that the hero's journey isn't always a happy one? Oh, I look forward to reading it.” Stewie: “Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! Big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.” Stewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie. Chris: “Hey little dude, how about some ice cream?” Stewie: “Oh damn! Jeremy is still in the trunk! How long has it been, two weeks? Yeah, he's dead.” Stewie: “What are these? Pancakes? Oh oh, these are delectable. Good news Flappy, I've decided not to kill you!” Stewie: “Hey look! The fat one made a funny! Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby. Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend): (Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket) Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.) Stewie: Uh you've reached stewie and brian, we're not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we're college students and we need money for books...and highlighters...and... ramen noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates. Lois: I'm gonna go get some oranges Stewie. Here, hold the rest of these bags for mommy." Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up." Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of? Stewie (talking on Sesame Street phone): Put me through to the Pentagon! Stewie: I want pancakes!! You people understand every language except English! Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez-moi pancakes! Click-click-bloody-click pancakes!! Stewie: Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwhich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good. Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts. Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.' Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all. Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ... Peter: Oh, Lois, you are so full of (BEEP)! WHAT?! Now I can't say (BEEP) in my own (BEEP)ing house?! Great, Lois. Just (BEEP)in' great. You know, you're lucky you're good at (BEEP) my (BEEP) or I'd never put up with ya. You know what I'm talking about, when you (BEEP) lubed-up (BEEP) toothpaste in my (BEEP) while you (BEEP) on a cherry (BEEP)Episcopalian (BEEP) extension cord (BEEP) wetness (BEEP) with a parking ticket. That is the best! Peter: Sometimes it's appropriate to swear Tom Tucker: And now time for Ollie Williams with the Black-U-Weather Forecast. Ollie? Well, finally, this is the stuff about ME! ahahah well, my first name is Rachel and my middle name is Mae and you are absolutely NOT getting my last name ;) Well, I'm 13, I dance and I'm a cheerleader at my middle school! I'm in 8th grade and I'm single, sadly. My first love just started high school this year so I don't see him anymore :( But, at least, I'm still in touch with him. I like to sing, dance, model, cheerlead, ice skate and do taekwondo. Writing and Reading are kinda second to all that, but I still like doing them alot! I love to watch Family Guy, as you can see above, So You Think You Can Dance, Psych, Glee, If You Really Knew Me, and alot of other things. Mostly murder mysteries like Medium or the Closer. I like to write about Teen stuff like depression or heart break. I have no clue why, cuz i'm none of those things. I'm pretty outgoing and fun! Anyway, I have brown wavy hair, hazel eyes, fair skin with freakles almost EVERYWHERE on my face and a lot sprinkled on my arms. I'm weird, yess, but I am also crazy... Nevermind... BYE. |
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