Greetings earthlings. We are CP & RS.

We generate LOLZ for the general public.

Wank. We has it.

CP

There is no other purpose in life than to question why the hilarity of existence is taken on more than just a personal level. Life is not about writing oestentatious novels like Twilight to educate the generally uninformed. It is about the simple notion of having fun. For this purpose alone, we write.

Original Characters. Mary-Sues. Gary-Sues. Canon. Yaoi. Yuri. Fluff. Drama. Tragedy. Wank. Crack. Lulz.

We write it all.

Why so serious?

...Then again, we exist only to mock the imperfect. Watch out, FFN -- we're on this case. Namely yours.

RS

The more excitable one. Flames? Bring it on. Just don't chicken out halfway (:

Please be warned that severe randomness may cause serious brain breaking, that aside, have fun.

One more thing, I don't exactly have to make sense. x)