enema-chickhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, and Ben 10. I've had 14 enemas in last six months! They're so much fun and enjoyable. For Christmas, I asked for my very own enema hose. But instead, Santa gave me some prune juice with a note that said, "hope it helps." I was sad. I cried. On the bright side, I'm going to get one this saturday! im SO excited! in fact, i just might not need one, i am so excited!! read me stories!! I give you a free enema if you do!! ;) |
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MerMike Makes Friends reviews
AU where Mike Morningstar is a merman. That's it. That's the whole thing.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Mike M. - Complete
michael mmorNINGSTAR STRIDES GALLANTLY DOWN THE SIDEWALK reviews
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT'S MICHAEL MORNINGSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :D :D : D: D: D: D: S:SDj j ;ldkfksdljgyolofkglfjasdkjfksjdgj YOLO MUTHA
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Cooper D., Mike M., Kevin - Complete
The Leap of Faith reviews
As he nears the pinnacle of his quest, Link must challenge his inner demons. Driven to the brink, he finds himself knocking on death's door- and tearing at the fibers of sanity as it all comes to a close.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Link - Complete
Be That Person with Commentary by Molly reviews
Molly adds comments to Kingdom-of-TJ's "Be That Person", a Ben/Mike -a.k.a. BenjaMike- fic. Summary: In the dead of night, Mike paces the floors of the Rustbucket 2 anxiously. That is, until Ben comes to ask him what's wrong. BECUZ HE NEEDS 2 NO SRSLY!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Ben T., Mike M. - Complete
A Young Michael reviews
Young Mike Morningstar about 6 or 7 weeps on the winding staircase as his cruel stepfather is about to beat him. But he's not alone... before he knows it, two saviors have appeared by his side. R&R
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Mike M., Synaptak - Complete
Cave of Seduction reviews
Mike Morningstar, Kevin, and Ben. In a warehouse. "What's not to like? I'm not GAY, I'm just BEAUTIFUL!" Kevin is very confused. COMFORT HIM WITH REVIEWS.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kevin, Mike M. - Complete
Kevin and Mike's Bohemian Rhapsody reviews
Some random music stuff stuff thing yeah... uhh. Really OOC and random and AMAZING! crap songfic, you KNOW you want to read. I AM NOT HIGH DONT PUT THAT IN YOUR FLAMES! lejfa;klwehs fd;awldjf;aoiejf 'aiwefj;a i wanna enema
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kevin, Azmuth - Complete
Dark Link eats a Cranberry reviews
Dark Link eats a cranberry, and finds himself in need of a second one. This is the first angsty parody about Dark Link, dancing chickens, enemas, and one cranberry that will not really change Dark Link's un-life forever. AND YOUR MOM!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Dark Link - Complete
Severus Snape gets an Enema reviews
Constipation is sweeping the school. When it hits Snape, he's last in line for a first-class enema- but Filch is willing to do it for free! THAT'S RIGHT! HE SHOVES A HOSE UP HIS BUTT AND THEN-- erm... just read the story. Not as graphic as it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Severus S., Argus F. - Complete
SOUP
I know- enema, soup, doesn't make sense.... BUT FAT GUYS MARRYING AERONAUTS AND EATING CURSED SOUP DOES! GREEN GUYS RULES! BARTHOLOMULE RULES! SOUUPPPP! i wanna enema!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Shad - Complete
