REAL update, 3-18-09: Dang it, Jon, that's not funny! No, I'm not dead, but when I get on my feet again, my little brother will be! I just went to Sara's mom's house for a few days, and left my laptop behind. I won't be making that mistake again. I'm sorry if his tasteless joke startled or annoyed anyone. Oh, well, at least I checked today. I changed all my passwords, so that won't happen again. All of my stories are VERY MUCH alive, as am I, so updates WILL come, I'm just not sure when. Since I'll be plotting revenge for a few days, it might be pretty slow... Maybe I'll hack his MySpace and tell everyone he's gay or something... Anyways, I'll think of something.

Update: Wow, it sure has been a long time since I updated this... Sorry about that. I do have a few VERY good excuses, though! Honest! First, Sara finally made an honest man of me by dragging me down the aisle while I was still on crutches, and thus unable to escape. After that, our parents sent us on a month-long trip of Japan, China, and Hawaii. And SOMEWHERE in Osaka, Japan, someone stole my laptop RIGHT OUT OF THE CARRYING CASE! AS I WAS CARRYING IT! But, I finally got a new lappy (Toshiba this time) so I can get back to work on some of this old stuff. blows dust off stack of paper, and sneezes violently. However, since all I have is the barest outline of the almost thirteen chapters of BSBD, and less than that for my other stories, it'll take a little time to crank out what will be, for all intents and purposes, a new storyline direction. But since nobody else read those before my old lappy got stolen, it's all good! Maybe.