Update Feb. 20th '11:

Wow. I'm such a fail -3- :/

I'm not sure, as of now, what I will actually finish and what I won't finish. I HOPE that I can update Rewind! in the near future but I'm not sure. I think that I might be deleting my 100 word challenge story because I'm too lazy to finish it since I'm only 1/4 done with it ^_^" the only reason why I haven't deleted it is because I'm only four reviews away from 100 reviews XD

About me:

FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.info/~hannicki

DeviantART: http://

I'm allergic to mosquitoes. (And don't say everyone is because my mosquito bites take up half of my legs and turn purple and feel like a bruise.)

I love my friends and my BFFB's (Best Fan Fiction Buddies!) and I love the smells of melting chocolate and mint and TACOS! :P

I am terrified of dying, clowns, murderers, the dark, spiders and being alone. So If I see a spider on a clown in the dark when I'm alone and watching a murder show, I will die lol

My name is Micki and my friends enjoy singing the Mikey song when I'm around (Hey Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey! Hey, hey! Hey Mickey!)

My favorite TV shows are (in no particular order): House, Royal Pains, Psych, X-Files, Castle, Heroes, LOST, V, Fringe, White Collar, Glee, and NCIS

About FanFic:

I currently have three in progress stories. Not sure if they will be continued.

I enjoy a forum on here. My bestest BFFB's are there!

My said BFFB's are TheSteelFlameAlchemist, Heidi Erickson, Dominique1234, McLovingIt, Shipper Friendly, and a lot of other people who are on that forum!

My Friends:

I love my real life friends Becca, Mackenna, Dominic, and Katharine! :)

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I am sure that you can't say IRISH WRISTWATCH on the first try... did you try it? I told you.

A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

What's with the "Never enter" sign on one way doors? No... you're thinking of a wall... idiot.

Therapist = the / rapist... scary thought

They say, "People don't kill people, guns kill people." Well I think that people help. If you set a gun on the table and walked away... I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When you miss the tennis ball, always say "It went through the racket, I saw it!"

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened... yesterday.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, ALTER THEIR DNA TO MAKE SUPER LEMONS!!

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then it hits me."

"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~TonyV.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

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Beating Call of Duty doesn't mean your aim is good

Beating Wii Golf doesn't make you Tiger Woods

Beating Apples to Apples doesn't make you a farmer

Watching UFC won't make you any harder

Friends on Myspace won't make you a musician

Beating Operation doesn't make you a physician

Watching CSI doesn't make you a detective

Playing Mario Paint doesn't mean you have perspective

Beating Gears of War doesn't make you Wintson Churchill

Quoting 90's sitcoms won't make you Steve Urkel

Grand Theft Auto doesn't make you a player

Playing Sim City doesn't make you a mayor

Beating Rock Band doesn't mean you rock

Beating Tony Hawk doesn't make you Tony Hawk

American Idol won't make you a star

Beating Guitar Hero doesn't mean you play guitar

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THINGS TO PONDER:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F?

Why is it called a strip mall?

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My Mother Taught Me

My Mother taught me LOGIC
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you. Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me ABOUT SEX
"How do you think you got here?"

My mother taught me about GENETICS
"You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when we get home."

And my all time favorite thing- JUSTICE
"One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU..then you'll see what it's like."

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM
"Will you just look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

█████████ 25 (percent) Werewolf

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█████████ 25 (percent) Team Seth

█████████████████████████████████ 100 (percent) NOT TEAM EDWARD!!

"Your lips say you don't care, but your eyes say you DO care!" - Tawni Hart.

Possible Future FanFic's:

none yet :)