AlexandertheMeerkat
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Joined 01-17-09, id: 1806889, Profile Updated: 02-28-13
Author has written 8 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Friday the 13th, Mentalist, Big Bang Theory, Danny Phantom, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Doctor Who.

Between here and deviantart (http:///) I just float whatever writes through my brain.

I don't ship much, but my favourite fanbase is ASoUE.

I love the Quagmire triplets.

Too much.

I'm a lesbian, expect lesbians.

Don't eat cheese after midnight.

Circles are pointless.

Why are you still reading this? Go look at stories v

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Sleep Game by Freshman-Generation reviews
'This is fun! Let's play it like a competition. The "Sleep Game." Come on Ver, let's see who'll win.' Violet/Veruca.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2010 - [Veruca Salt, Violet Beauregarde] - Complete
Snakes Hate Chocolate by Renaud Roddecker reviews
Today, five lucky kids will have the chance to fulfill their wildest dreams and meet their worst nightmare. Now they have to find the way out or they might lose their sanity ! But with the Snake in the place, nothing is impossible... AU
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 213,954 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
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Flirt reviews
You can't cheat on the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2013 - 11th Doctor
Noises reviews
Listen closer...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Complete
Life and Limericks reviews
A collection of limericks for each of Danny's ghostly villains.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Complete
Shocking reviews
"Doctor Cooper... She's alive!"
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
Pulling their strings reviews
A young boy plays with his puppets...
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Patrick J. - Complete
In Memory reviews
"You've seen your brother do it to metal haven't you? So why can't you do it to flesh? Quick, Paviche, use the candle!"
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Pavi - Complete
It's Friday, friday reviews
Pfft, parody of Rebecca Black's 'Friday', someone's already done it but here's my go.
Friday the 13th - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2011
Keeping secrets reviews
Warning: Slash, Femslash, 2005 version, one-shot, Augustus-centric
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Augustus Gloop - Complete