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List twelve characters in no particular order from your fave fandom :

1. Laura Roslin

2. Bill Adama

3. Lee Adama

4. Kara Thrace

5. Saul Tigh

6. Ellen Tigh

7. Anastasia Dualla

8. Galen Tyrol

9. Tom Zarek

10. Gaius Baltar

11. Number Six

12. Cavil

1. Have you ever read a six / eleven fic?

Ellen/Six? No...but that would be so hot I couldn't even deal with it. In a non-femslashy way though, I think that they would have a lot to talk about. There are definitely a lot of unresolved mother-daughter issues going on there.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Kara is hot. Although, a bit tomboy-ish for my tastes. I prefer my women a bit more refined. coughLauraRoslincough

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

If Cavil got Tyrol pregnant?! That would be the most hilarious thing I've seen a long time. And that kid would be so screwed up it wouldn't even be funny. Okay, it would. A little bit. Plus, I now have an idea for a crack fic involving Cavil and Tyrol raising a baby. evil laugh

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?

There aren't too many...but I did read a fantastic Tom/Laura fic on an lj comm. Really great stuff. I ship them, by the way. I just love the twisted power dynamic.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

Bill /Ellen? Maybe when Bill was in his whiny alcoholic phase. Although, I'm not sure I could do that to my beloved Ellen.

6. Five / Nine or Five / Ten? Why?

Tigh/Zarek or Tigh/Baltar? dies laughing I'm going to have to go with Zarek. But then again, Baltar and Ellen have more than a few traits in common. Maybe Tigh would see some of her in him? LOL. I can't think about this anymore. My brain might explode.

7. What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

Dee would burst into tears, because her husband is yet again cheating on her. Lee would try to calm her, but she would slap him and tell him it's over. Then, in a totally realistic plot turn, Cavil would shoot himself. The end.

8. Make up a summary for a three / ten fic.

Lee/Baltar? Are you trying to kill me? Baltar asks Lee if everything has to come down to his personal feelings about Kara Thrace. Lee says, "Yeah, bitch. What are you going to do about it? " They then kiss. Passionately.

9. Is there such a thing as one / eight fluff?

Laura/Tyrol. Hmmm...I don't know, maybe we could have another scene like the one we got at the end of "Dirty Hands," where he's being all like, "capitalism is bad," and she's smiling adorably. Yeah, I can see that.

10. Suggest a title for a seven / twelve hurt / comfort fic.

"Pillars of Irredescent Greenery and Despair Within the Apathetic Heartland of Space." Summary: Dee punches Cavil in the face, and then comforts him. Cavil shoots himself. The end.

11. Would you consider reading a three / one smut fic?

Lee/Laura? Umm...HELL YES. Is there anything left to say?

12. Is anything on your fave list about eleven?

Not on ff, but there is a fantastic Gina fic on lj-- Glass Slipper by nicole_anell. It's really beautifully written and heartbreaking. It makes me cry every time I read it.

13. Think of a title for a two / four or a two / five.

Bill / Kara and Bill / Tigh? "'The Bromance Always Beats The Father-Daughter Connection, Bitches!"

14. If you wrote a songfic about eight, what would the song be?

Oh God, I can't stand songfics. No offense meant to people who write them, but they always struck me as cheesy and weird.

15. If you wrote a one / six / twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Laura/Ellen/Cavil. WARNING: INHERENT HOTNESS LIES WITHIN. Okay, well maybe not Cavil. But he can kill himself after a while, leaving the two most awesome ladies on the show alone.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about five?

LOL there seem to be a lot of Tigh questions. Not recently, actually. My interest in BSG has sort of evaporated in the last few months, so I'm not reading a lot of fic. This meme is a lot of fun, though. I miss these characters.

17. One and seven are in a happy relationship until nine runs off with seven. One is heartbroken has a hot one night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve then follows the wise advice of five and finds true love with three.

Laura and Dee (major wtf moment, but whatever) are in a happy relationship until Zarek runs off with Dee (actually, I can see that happening in some AU scenario. Dee is an idealistic young woman--I can easily see her falling in love with him and his ideas. He can be very charismatic when he wants to be). Laura is heartbroken and has a hot one night stand with Six. (YES. Then they can share secrets about Baltar together.) and a brief unhappy affair with Cavil (I'M COMING FOR ALL OF YOU!) before following the wise advice of Tigh (who I'm sure is just so knowledgeable in the ways of love) and finding true love with Lee. Hey, this actually works!

18. What title would you give this fic?

"The Pontificating Fallacy Cohabiting With The Unequivocally Spontaneous Shindig And Arbitrarily Selecting Mammals To Incarcerate Within A Polyglot." LOL. I'm so good at making up titles that mean absolutely nothing.