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Joined 02-28-02, id: 177453, Profile Updated: 05-17-09
Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherwood Smith, and Protector of the Small Quartet.

I'm Hobbit Shortness... or used to be. This fanfiction account has been slowly gathering cobwebs for probably two or three years now. Frankly, I'm embarrassed about most of the fanfictions that have come from my computer, and will be taking down all but two that I'm slightly fond of. If I get around to it, I will be taking those down and re-writing them, though it hardly seems worth the effort to me.

It has been a couple years or more since I've written anything but original fiction; no, I don't have a fictionpress account as of yet. However, I think I might delve back into the entertaining world of fanfiction, if only to ease the boredom that comes with not having a job, not having any money, and desperately counting down the days until I leave for my summer job at camp.

Facts about me:

Name: DJ

Age: 20

Interests: writing, fitness and nutrition, camping and being outdoors, and swimming.

Reads: Anything well-written. I prefer historical fiction, particularly stories of Tudor England (a la Phillipa Gregory). I also enjoy general fiction and classic novels. Chick lit is my guilty pleasure, though I don't often find the time to indulge--usually I do so after particularly stressful periods in my life, like after midterms :P

I find most stories on fictionpress and on this site are hard to read due to lack of style, of description, or plot. It delights me to find stories that are actually enjoyable to read. I'm quite picky about what I read, probably why I stopped reading fanfictions in the first place.

After reading the above, I realize how pompous I sound. I don't take it back, however.

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The Pirate's Life by Tazz Sparrow reviews
Everyone has wanted to disappear to a different place at times, but for headstrong Tazz, she never expected her wish to come true. Now, Tazz is lost in colonial times, caught up with the Caribbean's most notorious pirate: Captain Jack Sparrow himself.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,631 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Wishing You Were Here by Lucie - or Lux reviews
Romance abounds in the letters written between a certain Lady Knight and her blue-eyed sergeant during the days of their posts on the Scanran boarder. KelDom pairing, rather fluffy, post-Lady Knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Keladry, Domitan
You did what with who for how many cookies? by Avalon's Minstrel reviews
Exploring the Fellowship's adventures throughout the trilogy, with the addition of random fangirls--and two guys--popping in as elves, men, and even a leprechaun! WARNING: This is a major parody and littered with Mary-sues; read at your own risk!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 9/20/2002
A Fool's Council of Elrond by ringspell reviews
The members of the fellowship are not quite sane at the council in Rivindell....including Boromir's obsession with crackers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/16/2002
An Elven Halloween by Erebrandir reviews
COMPLETE! It's Halloween in Rivendel, and Estel (Aragorn, for those who don't know) and his brothers decide to celebrate in their own way. Young Estel story. Chapter two added.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2002 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Complete
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Lost Chance reviews
Possible one-shot A short conversation in the woods. KelDom. R&R please!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Like Kissing a Fish reviews
My take on what could have happened after The Race. Mere Fluff (run away!) R&R please!
Sherwood Smith - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,470 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004
I Just Want A Father reviews
Edward Denver is a bastard child with an unloving mother. He leaves his home to find his father... who is Jack Sparrow? Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,640 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003