The Facts of Life:

-OC means Original Character, not Self-Insert with magic powers.

-The Sun is 330,330 times the size of Earth.

-Metallica rules!

-I could read your Fanfiction but I'd rather watch paint dry.

-You could stand to lose a few pounds

-James Hetfield is awesome.

-Face the facts, Wesker is not a real person and even if he was, he wouldn't touch you in a glorious display of rape (Seriously dude WTF is wrong with you?)

-The Fact Sphere is always right.

-It's the Philosopher's stone not the Sorcerer's stone.

-Kirk Hammet is also awesome.

-Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.

-Nope, depsite how hard you wish, Albert Wesker is still not real and married to you.

-I need more Whiskey to get me though your fanfiction.

-Robert Trujillo is also awesome too.

-The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.

-The Pikachu says Pika!

-I would advise if you somehow ever get a boyfriend despite how unlikely that is, that you avoid telling him about your Wesker porn.

-Lars Ulrich is awesome but at the same time a douche, he is the only person in the world to master being an awesome douche.

-Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.

-Twihards are a type of parasite, not people.

-At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.

-It ain't my fall, it ain't my call, it ain't my BITTTTTTTTCHA!

-The Fact Sphere is always right.

-Fact: Space does not exist...

-Neither does Wesker's balls...

-Neither does your self-confidence.

-Fact: The dialogue to Code Veronica is horrible, do not copy it constantly into your story, Dear Heart.

-All of these facts are true.