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Name: Allie

Age: 17

Books:

1) Shadow Kiss

2) Eclipse

3) Twilight

4) Blood Promise

5) New Moon

6) Frost Bite

7) Breaking Dawn

8) Ella Enchanted

9) Hunger Games

10) Catching Fire

11) A Wrinkle in Time

Movies:

1) Titanic

2) Eclipse

3) New Moon

4) Twilight

5) Ella Enchanted

6) Alice in Wonderland

7) The Harry Potter Movies

8) Shutter Island

9) A Very Potter Musical

10) Knowing

TV Shows:

Too awesome to have a number: LOST

1) Vampire Diaries

2) Glee

3) Numb3rs

4) Grey's Anatomy

5) Friends

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.(Example:" ' We heard you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share. ' ")

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times. The last three Twilight books…finished those in a day each.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

Some Thoughts that aren't mine but are still pretty cool!

WWED - What would Edward do?

Who cares about Prince Charming when you could have Edward Cullen?

Whoever says they have never had an imaginary boyfriend, obviously hasn't read Twilight!

"So then I was like Avada Kedavra and he was like dead," The wise words of Lord Voldemort

Come to the dark side...we have Edward.

Harry Potter: Because I would rather pretend to be a witch than deal drugs :)

Edward Cullen: Enough said

Quotes I like:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the aforementioned, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Edward Cullen is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If you agree with this copy it into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life.
Boy: My life

-The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...-

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

If you find this cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get your virginity.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a witch.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a witch.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a prep.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking witch.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible morron.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a show-off.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a witch.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling brat.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (In this case, though, I actually am)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic brat.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

see i am weird which is normal for me, but being normal for me is weird, which i am normally. Meaning that technically i am normal because that is weird for me and i am weird, Get it?

1, What color is your toothbrush?

blue and white

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Lady at Hyvee

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

talking to my hairstylist

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Watching Make it or Break it

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Cookie dough bites

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

no, I AM A MINOR

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Shut up cat

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

cake batter

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

diet coke

10, Do you like your wallet?

no its blue and always pops open by itself

11, What was the last thing you ate?

lasgna

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yep, a New Moon shirt

13, The last sporting event you watched?

A dog show. Does that count?

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Regular popcorn

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Sarah (aka Rose)

16, Ever go camping?

Heck no

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

no... boring

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Yep I LOVE god! Always have always will.

19, Do you have a tan?

NO. I'm a red head and burn like a tomato!

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Yes sweet and sour chicken...

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

at movies...are you stalking me?!

22, What did your last text message say?

NO SCHOOL!! SNOW DAY!!

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Probably counting my toes then maybe my fingers (oh well still better than school)

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

my lava lamp

26, What color is your watch?

Blue. Its a running one.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Hello mate lets go hunt down the crocidile

28, What is your birthstone?

How would I know? Do you know what March is?

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

I don't eat fast food but I work at one so I guess I'll say in.

30, What is your favorite number?

8 or 4. Any multiple of 4. Stupid OCD gives me favoite numbers I idiotically obsess over.

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My dad to tell him I wouldn't be home for dinner

32, Any plans today?

Well considering its almost 11 at night I'll probably go to sleep

33, How many states have you lived in?

I've lived in three Vermont, Ohio, and Missouri.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

I want to run and its late so I can't but my mind is in over drive again and I HAVE to calm down.

35, Last song listened to?

Ignorance by Paramore and Bleed it out by linkin park

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards

Yep, easily. My choir teacher used to have us do it as a voice excersize.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope. Yeah right.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

black converse

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

My ex bff who is insanley perfect and my lil sis who has everyone wrapped around her finger.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

doubt it

41, Do you love anyone?

yes! Not making anymore comments

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Are you kidding?? I'm pregnant! Just kidding! But yes some of my friends do though their older than me.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Hate isn't Christian but a strong dislike, yes.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Yeah or hi

46, What color is your car?

dont have one. A few more months

47, Do you like cats?

yep have one!

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Possibly...

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

No but this summer I will.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Physically or mentally? Physically would be when I rode a four wheeler into a concrete house. I also broke my arm for the third time.

BLONDE MOMENTS:

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

She asked for a price check at the dollar store.

She studied for a blood test.

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

When she heard that 90 of all crimes occur around the home,she moved.

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
'Airport Left', she turned around and went home.


50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS

Quotes I love from books////

"I've heard a lot about you, Rose. Don't worry. It was all good." "No, it wasn't." ~Christian & Tasha Frostbite

"Fuck Off"
— -Christian Ozera, Frostbite by Richelle Mead

"I set off, off to kill the man I love."
— Rose Shadow Kiss

"The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms."

-Rose Vampire Academy

""what's your name?"
"what?" i asked, squinting at the light.
"your name." I reconized Dr. Olendzki peering over me.
"you know my name."
"I want you to tell me."
"Rose. Rose Hathaway."
"Do you know your birthday?"
"Of course I do. Why are you asking me such stupid things? Did you lose my records?"
Dr. Olendzki gave an exasperated sigh and walked off, taking the annoying light with her. "I think she's fine,"

-Rose Frostbite

"Dimitri: "She Might be wild and disrespectful, but if she has potential-"
Rose: "Wild and disrespecful? Who the hell are you anyway? Oursourced help?"
Kirova" "Guardian Belikov is the princess lissa's guardian now, her sanctioned guardian."
Rose: "You got cheap foreign labor to protect Lissa?"
-Rose Vampire Academy

By the way, my name's Rose Hathaway. I'm seventeen years old, training to protect and kill vampires, in love with a completely unsuitable guy, and have a best friend whose weird magic could drive her crazy.
Hey, no one said high school was easy."

-Rose Frostbite
"I fought against her, trying to mount some kind of defense, but it was like fighting Dimitri on crack. "
-Rose

“What other stories?”
“About how you and Adrian Ivashkov are-“
“No, whatever you heard it’s not true.”
“But it was really romantic”
“Then it’s definitely not true!”
-Rose and Jillian

"He stepped back and threw his arms out.
"I'm always crazy around you Rose. Here, I'm going to write an impromptu poem for you."
He tipped his head back and shouted to the sky:
"Rose is in red
But never in blue
Sharp as a thron
Fights like one too."
~Adrian"

1. Edward

2. Bella

3. Jacob

4. Jasper

5. Emmett

6. Alice

7. Rosalie

8. Esme

9. Carlisle

10. Charlie

Have you ever read a 5/3 fanfic? Ewwww... No way! Jacob and Emmett?! Gross!

What about an 8/4? No, Esme and Jasper. Thats slightly weird but not as bad as jacob and emmett.

7/5? Rosalie and Emmett I've read a lot of times, I think their a good couple but Emmett deserves better.

What if 5 walked in on 1 and 10? EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Emmett walking in on Bella and Charlie that is uber gross!!

Would you make out with 1? No sorry Bella... Can I burrow Edward though?!

Has 6 ever walked in on 7 and 9? Rose and Carlisle... lets hope not! Alice would freak!

What if you walked in on 2, 10, and 4? That is REALLY gross! Whats with the guy on guy and father daughter scenarios?!

A little of this and that...

Meredith Grey: "I'm a surgeon. I do the rescuing. You are not my knight in shining whatever."

Rachel Berry: You might think that all of the boys in school would want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.

The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
[Alice checks Hatter's temperature]
Alice Kingsley: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Jack (after the ship sinks): I don't know about you, but I intend on writing a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.

Damon: I like being a living dead person

Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me

Ross: You know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
Rachel: But your divorce isn't even final yet.
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! You know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room? Or...

Draco: "Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS."

Dumbledore: Hermionie Granger! when one of yous has a problem, all three of yous has got a problem. What would Zac Efron say in a time like this!?! *singing* we're all in this together...

Voldemort: YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU GOT ME! THATS THE SECOND TIME THATS HAPPENED!

Malfoy: you know who i think is the ugliest girl in school? that hermione granger. you know what id give her on a scale of 1 to 10? you know 1 being the ugliest and 10, 10 is pretty. id give her an 8. 8.5... or a 9. not NOT over a 9.8 beacuse there is always room for improvement! not everyone is perfect (like me) which is why im holding out of a 10. because im worth it!

Voldemort: You think killing people will make them like you but it doesn't. It just makes them dead...

Dumbledore: *about the ticking sandwich Snape gave him* "It looks like it's licking; finger-licking good!" (my profile pic)

Voldemort: "Voldemort out, bitches."

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Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 53 - Words: 181,604 - Reviews: 3126 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Even Without the Games by mtwordsr reviews
You think PeetaxKatniss never would have happened if they hadn't been in the Games together? Well, I have to disagree with you. Up ahead: adventure, tinged with romance - so, like the books, but not really. Finally COMPLETE.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,028 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Twilight of my Redemption by LMRaven reviews
The Salvatore brothers lost their beloved sister, Isabella, tragically in 1864. Or so they were led to believe. After discovering a very recent photograph of her hidden in Katherine's luggage, they are led to Forks, WA where over a century's old secret comes to light, changing their lives forever. A spell, a prophecy, a curse…a chance at redemption.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,299 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward, Stefan S., Damon S. - Complete
BellaSitting with the Cullens by Elise Penn reviews
When Bella gets hurt by having too much fun, Edward puts her on ultimate lockdown mode. The Cullens take turns bellasitting her! Extremely funny and worth reading. PLEASE REVIEW Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, it belongs to Stephanie Meyers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,234 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella
One Chance by beks83 reviews
Darcy, unsure of how to approach her, decides to force Elizabeth's hand. With her secured for life will he be able to win her over, or are they doomed from the start?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,538 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009
An Unfortunate Occurrence by Eb Evans reviews
Following the Netherfield Ball and Mr. Collins' unsuccessful proposal, Elizabeth Bennet finds herself forced to reconsider her previous perceptions of certain individuals. This is my first P&P, so feel free to make any comments .
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,796 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010
Hopeless by JanCullen86 reviews
In a world where every marriage is arranged Bella Swan grows up dreaming of romance. Can she find happiness and love in a marriage that she never wanted? Set in modern times. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,003 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Expect The Unexpected by crazyperson17 reviews
Bella is not human, so what is she? When she was younger, her brothers fell in love with a girl named Katherine and they choose that girl over their own sister. She just disappeared after her brothers died. So what happened? Full summary inside.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 45,134 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Bella - Complete
something else by buffyangelinfinitdesire reviews
A look at the bond between Alex and Justin
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Scenes From A Childhood by HuskerCat reviews
A look into the life of Don and Charlie's little sister, Julia.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,593 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010
Missing by Bailation reviews
All the missing moments between Ron and Hermione, starting with the first book and ending with the epilogue in DH. Includes stories on the missing space between the last chapter and the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 77,321 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Chosen One by ruthless527 reviews
This is the sequel to Change of Scenery. Rose is now known as the Chosen One according to a prophecy. She and the gang are on the hunt looking for Strigoi Adrian to put his soul back into his body. Let the journey of love, laughter and danger begin.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,135 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
The Alphabet Book by Penelope Wendy Bing reviews
A is for apple, B is for blood. The Hunger Games cannot be summarized in one word, but perhaps in twenty-six.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Snuggles by HuskerCat reviews
Don and Charlie have a baby sister and she loves to snuggle. This is my first attempt at posting, so please be kind...
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Complete
Change of Scenery by ruthless527 reviews
Takes place after FB. Dimitri has accepted Tasha's offer so Rose leaves to complete her field trials at an academy in CA. As she starts to allow herself to love another, will Dimitri try to get her back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 98,313 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
It Was The Chanberries by IncoherentMumbling reviews
There was nothing to do. Central Perk was closed, the TV was broken and the ceiling was still boring to stare at. So, what did the girls do? They harassed Monica. "We've all been wondering. Why in the world did you pick Chandler?" Monica&Chandler One-Shot
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Monica G., Chandler B. - Complete
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3883 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incomplete by CardioQueen reviews
AU. Burke and Cristina struggle to become parents. Thanks for the reads and reviews.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 43,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
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Dentist Disasters reviews
This is a fluffy story for when Bella is faced with her greatest fear, the dentist. How far will she go to not go? Just a little hint: I am NOT Stephanie Meyer, if I was I would not be writing fanfics but instead take a luxurious European cruise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009
Happier Days reviews
Harry lived to be an old man and now has to say goodbye to the world he knows. I am not JK. Though I wish I was, she's a genius!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete