My Binomial Nomenclature is McGeekus freakus but you may call me Geek :)

I'm a Theatre Graduate, so i'm beyond weird, and if my sense of theatricality works into my writing thats cool too. I'm a big Stargate fan, love them, except for SGU, it was disappointing to me. I have also followed Sanctuary since it was webisodes, but now i'm die hard about it. I am a Teslen shipper, confirmed Teslen shipper at that. I love Nikola Tesla and Jonathon Young. I have actually seen J-Yo in real life three times, so he holds a special place in my heart as both an actor and a performer. Aside from my many multi-chapter stories posted below I also have a tendency to write full two-act plays, and am currently writing three musicals in my spare time, yes, I said musicals, and that intend means writing the music that goes along with them.

I also make videos and post them on youtube, so i am definitely a geek...it's like my life isn't complete if i'm not a fan of something.

I am a Christian, but it rarely comes into my fanfic writing, you will find no Walk To Remember-fluff here. I write what stories i want to tell, but i am absolutely deficient at writing M-rated fics, each person has their own smut-level and mine gets them to the bedroom, gets a little closer, maybe a little touchy-feely and suggestive, but i would laugh my brains off if i had to write a full on scene. But i'm not against it, i just don't take myself seriously enough to convey it well.

I love the twisted history of Sanctuary, so i love to play on that, as you notice in a lot of my stories, i love to bring in the elements of Helen and Nikola's long and complicated past, i think it colors their relationship beautifully. In OTBOP i used flashbacks constantly. Troublemakers is all about their early relationship, even PR2OO2 has the element, and these are my serious fics, you know it's a serious fic when i get super detailed about their past. The Niko Horror Picture Show just came about because i was bored one day and made a video to the song Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me, from the Rocky Horror, and it sprouted the insane idea to make a fic about it.

As you also notice, i can't write one-shots, i absolutely can't, i just have too much fun dragging people along with me on these long multi-chapter trips.

I love to talk and tell people my weird stories, so if you ever are bored on the site, here or on youtube, send a little hello to me, I can't promise you i am interesting to talk to, but i will try.

If you also want to write a tag to one of my stories, i am all for it, it would actually entertain me, a lot. Again, send a hello to me and be like "yo, i want to make a tag to your story!" and i will be totally up for it.

If you want to request a fanfiction...i will try...but i'm not so good at requests...the one request i have gotten though worked out because we were thinking along the same lines...it was like a combination of ideas.

You can tell how bored i am because i am basically writing my biography on this thing, aren't i just soo fascinating (note:sarcasm).

Fun Stuff About Me: (Things you don't actually need to know but i am telling you anyways)

My fave word is exsanguination, no reason, i just like it, but I seem insanely creepy when i tell people the meaning of it... That and modicum :) Actually it's modicum now...but i still enjoy exsanguination...the word not the actual act of it.

Best Friend = AtlantisHybrid4ever (hugs & kisses)

Fave Actors: Michael Shanks, David Hewlett, David McCallum, David Tennant, Callum Blue, Jeremy Northam, Kevin Kline, Colin Firth, Jonathon Young, Ted Raimi, and Kenneth Branagh.

Face Actress: Amanda Tapping

Other Actors I like: Hugh Laurie, Neil Patrick Harris, Michael Weatherly, Mark Harmon, Ryan Reynolds, Gerard Butler, Robert Sean Leonard, John Ritter, Robert De Niro...tons others.

Fave Shows: SGA, SG1, Sanctuary, How I Met Your Mother, House, Big Bang Theory, Soap, Mash, Dead Like Me, Doctor Who, Once Upon a Time tons of others...i watch too much.

Favorite Tv Chars: Nikola Tesla (Sanctuary), Rodney McKay (SGA), Barney Stinson (HIMYM), Mason (Dead Like Me), Zod (Smallville), The Doctor (Doctor Who), Penny (Big Bang Theory), Gregory House (House), Peter Kingdom (Kingdom) Lewis (Drew Carey Show), Ducky (NCIS), Illya Kuryakin (Man From U.N.C.L.E.), Steel (Sapphire and Steel), Jimmy Crib (Terminal City), Daniel Jackson (SG-1), C.A.R. (The Replacements).

Favorite Authors: Michael Crichton, Lemony Snicket

Favorite Book: Time Line by Michael Crichton (anything by M-C really but this one was my first)

Favorite Songs: I Am The Walrus by The Beatles (tho i do enjoy the Bono version as well), Crying by Roy Orbison, Build Me Up Buttercup by The Foundations, Rasputin by Boney M, Many Beatles Music, Dream On by Aerosmith, Stop Stop Stop by The Hollies...a bunch others...these are just some of the ones that get stuck in my head a lot.

Favorite Musicals: Phantom of the Opera, Godspell, Notre Dame de Paris, Everyone, Nevermore, My Fair Lady, Hello Dolly, The Producers, Chicago, Sound of Music...probably a lot more...love music!

Favorite Plays: Cyrano de Bergerac, Electric Company Theatre (love anything they do, wish i could get a time machine and see all of it!)

My Fanfic: Do not let the name fool you, I write whatever i feel like writing, i'm not a specific fanfic writer. Though at the moment my main focus is Nikola Tesla or Teslen from Sanctuary, because he' awesomely fun to write for.

Youtube Account: http://www.youtube.com/user/stargategeek?feature=mhum

My Fanfics

Revenge of Nightmarish Proportion My first foray into fanfic writing back, years ago, it's very rough, and i killed everybody in the end.

Happy Days One of those strange ideas you get and just start writing. This is my NCIS fic, and it's ok, back then i was super in love with DMc, and my brain was kind of warped so some of the relationships i had created in this fic our like creepily strange now that i take a step back and look at it.

On The Backs Of Pigeons Complete!! Wasn't it fun trekking through this one! 23 chapters at a whopping 67000 words...damn i type a lot, but it's done now, so yay! :)

The TroubleMakers My first request fanfic, bear with me. It's exploring the good old days, and now i have a working thought out timeline, which i have practically bored you all with by now, but it's functional, i've got an idea of where this fic is going, and all the elements i want to bring into it, and with my timeline i know where i can actually go with it, where it makes sense, without creating a rift in the show mythology or seeming too AU. It's coming along and i am already loving the reception it's getting, so keep up the love Teslen fans!

Puerto Rico 2002 A story taken from a flashback from OTBOP. It's developed into it's own adventure exploring a relationship that was never seen in the series. Nikola is in disguise being the dashing arrogant yet charming adventure hero, Ashley is his sidekick, and Helen is the damsel in distress, does that spell fun, oh yes it does! If you haven't read it yet i suggest you should.

The Life-Long Series My one-shot that turned into a two-shot that turned into a series, based on one of those what if moments you get when you think way too much *shrugs* my darkest fics on the whole i think.

Sound Of Silence I like writing angsty, mixing a bit of romance, some blood and guts, and just raw emotion blah! That's what this fic is. It's a big ol' Nikola whump, with a heavy Teslen feel to it, i have no idea how i'm going to end it, whether with a big languid kiss and a happily ever after, or with an ending more so to the side of a greek tragedy, like OTBOP, who know? I might twist it so much that it ends up snapping in half!

All That We See or Seem A strange little idea i had, the character of Eddie is my own, she is certifiably loco and will cause a few problems but she doesn't intend to fall in love with any of the other character, it's of course a Teslen fic, because what else do i write? I have some great moments for them lined up while also driving everyone else nuts with Eddie's antics, it should be fun, a little dark, and have some good twists and turns. -On Hold For Now-

Niko: The Magnetic Opera A strange fic, taking the plot of Repo: The Genetic Opera and fitting it around our favorite characters. Super out there!

Seasick My Titanic fic. I have seen Helen on Titanic fics, i've seen Helen and John on Titanic fics, i've seen Helen in the aftermath of Titanic fics but i have yet to see a Teslen Takes Titanic. So i wrote one. If you follow Troublemakers it could very well fit in the timeline as all my stories do except for the Life-Long series. It's sweet, it's sensual, it's that balance between carrot and stick that i love to write with. It's filled with plenty of Niko/Helen banter. Note: if you are one of those Titanic history buffs, i am getting all my info from wikipedia and various sites as well as some ideas from the movie, enough to be at least semi-accurate so please, for my writer's sake, don't tell me what i'm doing wrong, I'll cry.

Vampire Nubbins A fan favorite, people love it. Bordering on crack, and rifled with Tesleny mischief. Plus who doesn't want to see Tesla with a pair of Nubbin ears, seriously someone should photoshop that just to prove how adorable it would be. Sequel possibly on the rise in the future, not guaranteed.

The Vamp & The Botanist My cross-over fic. Couldn't be helped. Some Tesla trouble, mixed with some Parrish bumbling with some very scandalous scenes, so warning! It's fun, it's heartbreaking, it's adventurous, it's more than Twilight can offer! Woohoo! If you love Sanctuary and Stargate, and Jonathon Young, read this fic and watch as all three meld together into one wild ride.

Here We Meet Again Set in 1952, Nikola drags Helen into yet another adventure. Helen plays the lovelorn evil masterminds, Nikola plays...well, her. Deceit, layers, and mystery, as well as a bottle of wine and some bloody shower curtains. It's another romp in the writer's mind of Crazy McWhack! (aka Me :)