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Greetings and Salutations! I will bestow you humans, or any living organisms you might be, to all my weirdness and awesomeness

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Audincences:...

Nah, I’m just a retard who discovered how to use the internet. Simple as the square root of pie.

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La La La. I tried my hand in writing but I failed misaberlly. I just read others fantastic ones! X

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LALALALA

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5184768/1/Comatose

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Do I Have a Life? Certainly Not! I spend most of my time on here at Fanfic, google, and a few other websties.

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Favorite Animes :
Inu-Yasha
Red Garden
Vampire Knight
Fruits Basket
Ouran High School Host Club

I'm watching Naruto and let me tell you people, its the weridest anime in my life!! O.o.But some what enjoyable. I just want to see whats all the fuss about it.
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About me: When I was younger, I use to despise reading and writing. I usually went to my sister to help me write the 25 book reports my school wanted the students to do. If it were me now, I would be able to write all the 25 book reports in a day.

sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!

Team Edward or Team Jacob = Team Switzerland

Erik, Stark, or Heath = Screw Heath, Just Stark and Erik

Well not in my backyard you tenciles, go back to china!

Harry Potter is a Pedofile!! Okay, not really. But still. GINNY? Thats Ron's sister!!

I'm bored. I'm going to find something else more entertaining!! (runs away to Six Flags)

(powerful motor) "HOHOHOHOHOHOHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

And So it is...

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About me: Well, I when I was little, like about 5 years old, I use to be afriad of the Dalmations. Those dogs use to freak me out, I ran away from the toy box everytime franticly.

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This is Bunny.

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Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

You may just be one person in the world, but to one person you are the world, -Anonymous

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a teardrop - Anonymous

"Yea, it's like having poopie for brains" - Zoey RedBird

"Well, that just sucks! I guess I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all." — Bella Swan

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around." — Emmett Cullen

"And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche." — Alice Cullen

"How you like my now Byznichh" - Dave Cook

Miroku:"Will the ladies be safe, after all, he is a beast, he should be able to sniff the ladies out"

InuYasha: "In that case he'll be drawn by the scent of Kagome"

Kagome:"hm, I know the demon only goes after pretty girls, so I'm going to forgieve you for using me as bait"

InuYahsha:"Hmm, Young and pretty? I don't see anyone like that around here"

Look at me, with my pretty dress and tirara...I'm a fucking princess! - Gerard Way - My Chemical Romance

Miroku: "So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?"

Inuyasha: "Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman."

Miroku: "Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did that right in front of Kagome? "

Hikaru Hitachiin: referring to Tamaki Why is he sulking?
Kaoru Hitachiin: Because Mommy was keeping a secret from Daddy.
arrows with boxes reading "Daddy" and "Mommy" pop up, pointing to Tamaki and Kyoya respectively
Kyoya Ohtori: Whatever. Why does everyone insist on referring to us like we're husband and wife?

Tamaki Suou: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!
Hikaru Hitachiin: 'Mom' being?
Kyouya Ohtori: Position-wise... probably me.

Miroku: I am a solitary man, enjoying my own company.
Kagome: But if you don't do anything fast, you won't even have your own company to enjoy.
Miroku: Dear Kagome.
Takes Kagome and holds her
Miroku: Do you concern yourself with my predicament?
Kagome: confused I guess so.
Miroku: Then I ask you for a favor. I would like you to bear me a son. If for some reason, I don't survive, I want him to carry on the family legacy.
InuYasha: Stands between Miroku and Kagome and separates them Hey get your hands off her.
Miroku: I see, Inu Yasha, that you are in love with Kagome. This is awkward.
Inuyasha: I'm not in love with her. She's just a... a jewel detector. That's right.
Kagome: Is that all I am to you, a jewel detector? Oh yeah, how could I forgot, you have a thing for dead girls. Well maybe I should help Miroku instead, he's much nicer than you Inu Yasha. And you could learn a few things from him.
Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare betray me.
Miroku: Well, you could learn to be more gentle.
Kagome: Exactly, to be more gentle.
Miroku: Gentle like this.
touches Kagome somewhere he shouldn't
Kagome: Get your hands off me.
Inuyasha: I told you to get your hands off her.

I've changed the title of "Take a Bow", it is now "Comatose" Just so you know.

I love these lines!! XDDD

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