Howdy.

You probably guessed by my name that I am a giggling teenage girl with a sophomoric sense of humor who giggles over phrases like "penis" and "pubic lice." Not so! The username's a direct result of an essay I wrote in my freshman year of college that was supposed to argue to effectiveness of a product we absolutely couldn't live without. I got an A, and scored a victory worldwide for people who like writing satirical papers about menstrual products.

I have an awful habit of not finishing stories I start. There's one on here that's 205473957 years old that I can't bring myself to update. I mostly leave them up here so people can enjoy some of what I've written.

If you're interested in more of the stuff that I do, then check out my DeviantART page, where you'll find my art, other pieces of my writing, and comics that will probably make you lose your respect for me as a human being. My AIM screen name is Smirk the Mighty, and I encourage anybody who wants to drop me a line or say hi to do so. :)

My current project, Inherit the Future, is the first part of a two-part story connecting the Beast Era and the version of G1 as portrayed in the 2007 movie. The jury is out on whether the second part will continue on in the same story (making long story very looooong), or I'll make it a new one separate from the first part on here (which will doubtlessly confuse any new readers I might pick up).

Peas out.