Hi everybody! The name's Pyro-Kale, but ya'll can call me Jasper!

I'm English in case anyone cares. Probably not. Oh well.

I'm a manic Transformers fan!

My favourite characters:

G1: Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Skyfire, Octane, Astrotrain, Soundwave and his cassettes, Blaster and his cassettes Shockwave, Hook, Smokescreen, Swindle, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime, Arcee, Ratchet, Bumblebee,- Does it ever end!?- Prowl, Jazz, Red Alert, Inferno, Wheeljack, Ironhide, Optimus Prime, Hound, Blitzwing, Mirage, Bluestreak and finally Elita-One.

Try saying that with a mouth full of cornflakes.

Armada: Hotshot, Starscream, Sideswipe, Wheeljack, Swindle, Jolt, Cyclonus, Red Alert, Optimus Prime, Jetfire, Sideways- when he's not causing havoc, and Scavenger.

Energon: Hotshot, Starscream, Inferno/Roadblock, Scorpinok, Sixshot- he's so cute :), Shockblast, Optimus Prime, Rodimus, Arcee, and Jetfire.

Cybertron: Hotshot, Starscream, Override, Clocker, Thundercracker, Optimus Prime, Jetfire, Red Alert, Scattershot, Soundwave and his cassettes, Sideways, Quickmix, AND Jolt. I wuvs Jolt.

I wuvs Sixshot, he is really, really cute! And so is Hotshot, Bumblebee, Starscream and Rumble and Frenzy!!

Seeker LOVE!! Lambo LOVE!! Dastun LOVE!!

My favourite bands:

Linkin Park

Simple Plan

Green Day

Nickelback

Slipknot

Let me just point out one thing: I DO NOT OWN TRANSFORMERS AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL. SO DON'T HASSLE ME, DON'T SUE ME, AND I'M PUTTING THIS DISCLAIMER ON HERE SO I DON'T HAVE TO ON MY STORIES. AGAIN: I DO NOT OWN TRANSFORMERS.

If I did Screamer would win a lot more.

I am now seriously worried I'm in love with Hook. Hm.

My OCs:

Lyrical- Soundwave's bondmate, calm and calculated, enjoys music. Decepticon alligence.

Symphony- only female Cassette recorded in existence, Soundwave's creation, takes after her father, sarcastic like Ravage. Decepticon alligence.

Welder- trainee Medic, Hook's apprentice, has a twin named Scalpel, is rather mischievous compared to his brother. Adores Hook. Decepticon alligence.

Scalpel- trainee Medic, Hook's apprentice, has a twin named Welder, is incredibly well-behaved and neat. Adores Hook. Decepticon alligence.

These are MINE you have been warned... nah, feel free to borrow them. Just ASK first.