Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. UPDATE* I am sooo sorry but all my stories are on temparary hiatus for the time being, I promise you i have no abandoned them and will continue sooner than later :) Hii Everybody Addicted to Fanfiction. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Girls Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession? Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.) 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? "A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night I’m Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing. FOR THE GIRLS Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: Your body is like a temple. Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. REMEMBER WHEN Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Links for my story: DOES ANYTHING ELSE MATTER Chapter 5: Promise Ring Jake gives Nessiie Chapter 6: Nessies first Birthday Dress Chapter 7: Nessies School Uniform just imagine it on a five year old Chapter 8: Edwards Volvo Edwards Aston Martin Vanquish (my person dream car) just for fun. Links for my story: A MAN SO HEARTLESS (haha yes the name is from a song) Chapter one: Bellas Truck Chapter two: Alices outfit: Tank Top Shoes Jeans Chapter Eleven: Bella's outfit Alice picks out for her: Shirt Skirt Links for my story: EVERYWHERE I GO Chapter two: Present the class gives Bella Chapter three: Edward and Bellas Clubbing Outfits |
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