Hello! I'm Susi. I'm 13 years old and my motto is "Dork and Proud" among others XD. I'd like to say something about myself as a writer: I see a lot of different authors around the site. Some write random crack fics, some write AIM/Chat show/ characters discover fan fiction and some write funny but reused plots (like Harry Potter and friends as muggles), some write new, brilliant original plots, some write dark, deep, emotional, philosophical stories, some write lovely, romantical, humorous views at a side of a character we've never seen before. And I, I write all. Sometimes expect something deep as the Marinara Trench or as light and fluffy as a marshmallow. Other times expect something as serious as a senator or as screwy and random as Spongebob Squarepants. With me, you can never tell. If you want, go ahead and flame, but don't expect me to care. It doesn't cut deep, it just makes me think low of you. I like constructive criticism and would like to remind you that "This sucks." is NOT constructive.

About me: I can't stand most OCs! They are just too... uggh! If your OC is well developed, has faults and not one of the Big Three Children (unless your character is awesome as heck) I will probably like them. But if not then just yuck. Sorry, it's the truth. OK, now on about myself as a person! We'll, I'm a thirteen year old New Yorker, I have a twin brother and right now, a bit of an obsession with Phantom of the Opera lol!

My favorites:

Colors: Green and Purple

Books: I could go on for ages. Percy Jackson and the Olympians, anything by Kai Meyer or Amelia Atwater- Rhodes, Maximum Ride... just to name a minimal amount.

Animals: Pigs, Penguins, Pandas, Turtles

Movie: The Return of the King

Now I'm gonna do one of those... survey things:

Name: Susanna Rose Goodman

Gender: female, duh, ever met a boy named Susanna?

Hair color: brown, kind of reddish

Eye color: brown, a very nice brown

Birthday: the best day in May (the eighth)

Age: 13

Daughter of: Oh, er... like from Percy Jackson? Maybe Dionysus, I'm sarcastic and I like grape juice :) and I have a problem with remembering people's names. Or maybe Demeter, my mom's, like, THE plant lady lol. Our apartment is full of them.

Favorite word (at the moment): oh, er...

Most used word (at the moment): tosh (like "poppy cock" or "that's baloney")

Word that I have stolen from a movie: ...

Favorite line from a movie: I have so many. The favorite funny line is "But it was quiet, how did they know I farted?" from deleted scenes, Blades of Glory. My favorite serious line is from Lord of the Rings, I can't quote it exactly but it's the one Sam says about there being good left in the world and it's worth fighting for.

Songs I like: I... well I like Kelly Clarkson... probably Sober...

Family: I live with my father, Bill, my mother Liz, my older brother Nick, 15, my twin, Owen 13 and my sister Lauren, 10.

Favorite animals: Pigs, Panda, PENGUINS... I also like turtles... but unfortunately that doesn't start with a P and I LOVE alliteration!

Business: I'm 13, I don't have one.

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? can't...find... a... globe...! Sorry!

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, paragraph 2, line 3. What is it? Her plans had stopped at her admission to the school. From City of Masks by Mary Hoffman (good book BTW)

3. What can you hear right now? my mom making coffee and talking to herself (everyone in my family does that)

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. The plants or my mother? Plants, ok:

Me: Hello plants!

Plants: -silence-

Me: Nice morning is it not?

Plants: -silence-

Me: Bit chilly though, huh?

Plants: -silence-

Me: OK, well, nice talking to you.

Plants: -silence-

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? Sponge Bob Squarepants, I really must talk to Owen about that...

6. Type your name with your elbow:wsuasdwanmbhmnjqaz rnj tgfo9o9dnkmswavgvvnb

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? The stereo

9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Nsmeoue (w0w)

What's your favorite article of clothing? my green fuzzy sweater, which I'm wearing right now

Who is the most special person to you? I love all my family and I wouldn't survive in school without my friends, everyone's special

What's your favorite childhood memory? I have too many.

Scariest moment of your life? I've been in lots, probably in a car crash with my two cousins, uncle and sister. It so wasn't our fault but it was creepy because like 10 minutes before we had been talking about car accidents/ safety and my uncle said that my cousin (who was driving) was a very good driver and that we'd never crash. Then we tired pulling out in this REALLY dangerous intersection and "BAM!" we crashed right into this person who just wasn't there before (we found out later they hadn't had their head lights on)! Or maybe it was that time I almost drowned... long story...

One word that would best describe you? maybe... loony?

What is your favorite month in the summer? July, my sister's B- day.

What's your favorite number? 23!

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? Oh, probably "I love you." but then again I get that ALL the time. Not. lol

What does your username mean? I think that's what happend when you fall in love, forever happens in a moment...

What is your favorite Disney movie? EWW!! The new Disney movies (like Camp Rock and High School Musical) make me want to puke out my liver and eat it. My favorite movie from Disney is Pirates of the Carribean.

What made you smile today? lots of thing, namely my puppy, Rosie

Last thing you said out loud? "Hello peoples!" when my mom, aunt and her boyfriend walked into the kitchen (in in an adjacent room)

Last rainbow you saw? The last rainbow I saw was a double, in October. It was outside a pizza joint that my friends and I went to for one of my friend's birthday.

Do you want a hair cut? Maybe...

Are you musically inclined? Heck no! I mess up singing "Old McDonald"

Have you ever been in a fight? Yes, the opponent was a.. oh god I hate her and I would have just urrgggghhhh. But it was recess in 6th grade, and I didn't want to, like, be expelled. She had stuffed leaves down my BFF's shirt. I just about killed her, and I might have had she not run off and told the principal. I REALLY don't like her!!

My Shippings-

PJatO:

Percy and Annabeth

Well... maybe I'll read Thalia and Luke, if it's well written. (plus, it's not as overrated as Percabeth, I like the smaller ships. Though, of course, Percabeth rocks!!)

Grover and Juniper (

Maximum Ride:

Max and Fang

Nudge and Iggy, if I had to pair Iggy up. I hate Illa or Eggy or what ever they call Iggy and Ella yuck

Kiesha'ra:

Danica and Zane

Rei and Kel

Nicias and Hai

Salem and Sive

Lord of the Rings:

Eowyn and Faramir (!)

Aragorn and Arwen

Sam and Rosie (

Shippings I hate:

Annabeth and Luke

Iggy and Ella

Max and Omega (this is like a 130875 on a 1-10 scale of ew. Besides, emotions were programmed out of him, that can't help a relationship much...)

Grover and Thalia

Aragorn and Eowyn

Percy and Rachel or Calypso (every time I think of her I can't help but think of Calypso from PoTC, awkward!)

Favorite characters:

PJatO:

Thalia

Nico

Grover

Maximum Ride:

Iggy

Gazzy

Nudge

Kiesha'ra:

Salem

Nicias

Rei

Kel

Lord of the Rings:

Eowyn

Faramir

Merry

Pippin

Least favorite characters:

PJatO:

Bianca (how could she leave poor Nico like that?)

Maximum Ride:

Omega (...ew...)

Kiesha'ra:

Prentice (what a SOB)

Lord of the Rings:

Sauron (w0w)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Ok now it's time for the copy and paste-y thing-ys! Oh yeah!

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If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Eris is awesome copy and past this to your profile

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Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

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If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

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If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

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Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

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if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs

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If you read everyone's profile you look at, no matter how long or short, copy this into your profile, and add your name to this list: tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (2? c'mon that's sad)

If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.

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Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. If this is true for you, post this on your profile

If you have ever fallen in love with or had a crush on a fictional character, copy this to your profile (heh...)

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

Really Bad Pick- up lines:

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Stupid Quotes:

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada and stuff."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

If you liked Really Bad Pick up lines and Stupid quotes go to

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out

BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10002464 reviews already...

Even if the fic is older than time itself...

Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...

Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined (another) Review Revolution.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Thanx to 2 nerds named Jessi and Kayla

Things NOT to do at a restaurant.

by

tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs

1.) Order meatballs and throw them at people yelling "CATCH!" at the top of your lungs.

2.)Order the spiciest thing on the menu, try some and shout "Fire hydrant! Where's the fire hydrant!?"

3.)Get a note pad and go up to a random table. Say, in a serious voice: "Can I get you anything?" and see what happens.

4.)Bring a plastic fly, order soup, put it in and ask "Waiter/ess what is that fly doing in my soup?" see what they say!

5.) Order something with extra onions/pepper/cheese/maple syrup/etc. then when it comes march into the kitchen and dmand why there's extra onions/pepper/cheese/maple syrup/etc.

6.)Go up to a random person and say "Hey! Remember me?" do they try to play along?

7.) Order a cheap beverage, slam it down next to someone, sip in it and say "Here."

8.)Go up to and older person and say "Hey, you look good for 100!" enjoy the effect.

9.) Stand up in the middle of the room and start singing "Don't go breaking my heart" or something of that ilke. Encourage others to join you.

10.) Go around asking the same random question. "Do you like cheese?" or something like that. Say it's for a school survey. BONUS: video tape it.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Susanna

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Susizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Turtle

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Maura Teawaddle

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom/dad's maiden/ gentleman(?) name): Goosutte

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Juice (w0w)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom/dad's maiden(er gentleman?)name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Uomaela

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lydia

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Duke (or Daisy, which one's better?)

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Orange Suicide

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Purple Dubloon

Let me explain the "gentleman" name. I have my mom's last name. My dad's last name is Rabbitte. Cool huh?

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

As you can see, I really need a life XD

Books I've read that have categories on this site:

(the one's in bold- I loved, the one's Underlined are OK and the one's in Italics were: didn't like it, but I'll still Beta it!)

Alice in Wonderland (399)
American Girl (62)
Artemis fowl (3,067)
Bartimaeus Trilogy (276)
Black Stallion (78)
Boxcar Children (8)
Bridge to Terabithia (261)
C. S. Lewis (3,881)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (778)
City of Ember (11)
Claidi Journals (30)
Count of Monte Cristo (17)
Crucible (50)
Ella Enchanted (444)
Eragon (2,711)
Fairy Tales (3,275)
Flatland (11)
Garth Nix (420)
Giver (285)
Golden Compass/Northern Lights (20)
Greek Mythology (936)
Harry Potter (372,737)
His Dark Materials (830)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (499)
Holes (868)
Holly Black (172)
Hunchback of Notre Dame (159)
In The Forests of the Night (522)
Inkheart (320)
Johnny Tremain (21)
Katherine Kurtz (15)
Keys to the Kingdom (67)
Kiesha'ra (111)
Land of Elyon (8)
Last of the Really Great Wangdoodles (2)
Little House on the Prairie (134)
Little Women (120)
Lord of the Rings (41,373)
Margaret Peterson Haddix (29)
Maximum Ride (3,839)
Misc. Books (4,829)
Odyssey (87)
Outsiders (3,811)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (1,042)
Peter Pan (1,792)
Princess Diaries (733)
Redwall (1,581)
Secret Garden (119)
Series Of Unfortunate Events (1,316)
Shakespeare (1,160)
Sleepy Hollow (204)
Thief Lord (174)
Treasure Island (35)
Tuck Everlasting (183)
Twilight (37,701)
Underland Chronicles (244)
Vampire Plagues (22)
Wicked (96)
Witch of Blackbird Pond (25)

Awesome books that sadly don't:

anything by Kai Meyer or Katherine Langrish!

LIFE IN THE 1500'S

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be . Here are some facts about the1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water..

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying: It's raining cats and dogs.

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, Dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old..

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat..

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be saved by the bell or was considered a ...dead ringer..

And that's the truth. Now, whoever said History was boring !!

Educate someone. Share these facts with a friend

I am against: The war in Iraq, Child Abuse, Animal Abuse and wow, a lot of stuff... I could start a website!

VERY INTERESTING STUFF

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:

Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28 (now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 16,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:

61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father's Day

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase... "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."

It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

At least 75 of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

AND FINALLY

NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, tell this to your friends. You know you want to!

REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Well, most people would say that. But who cares?)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PERUVIAN, SO I LOVE LLAMAS.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (My brother would agree, but I like to think not)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. (Yeah, just most of it... just kidding lol!)

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. (I do so!)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Born and raised man!)

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (that's totally offensive!)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I'm well informed, thank you very much)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (Not my fault)

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Wow...)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Hey, hard work pays off man!)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (I just like the colors!)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I just raid thrift stores, and love it!)

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Ew, just ew)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Or just original)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. (I'm 13...)

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Updates!

9/16/08

OMG! I'm so sorry! My computer died so I haven't been updating so I must go do that now :)

9/18/08

Look for the following titles of fics I may or may not write:

Stolen all the Stars

I Never Cry

Half Gemini

Venus- check

Vulcan

Mercury

Pluto

Neptune's Revenge (or Neptune's Fury)

And probably more :)

9/19/08

Please vote on my poll! 'tis important :)

10/5/08

Ok, I have no idea who Silena should end out with... Beckendorf is winning but then I realized they're like step siblings... awkward. So I'll probably go with a Stoll brother...)

10/11/08

One of the Stoll brothers is winning! Er.. I'm going to write a chapter that lets you see how she interacts with everyone!

11/2/08

Hey people! I really have to update I know, but I will in due time.

OMG! Did you read all that?! You deserve a cookie! No, a 100 cookies!