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Author has written 2 stories for Dragon Age.

Longtime Lurker, avid player of RPGs!

Favorite books and authors include: Jane Austen, Star Wars: Timothy Zahn's books, George R.R. Martin, Ursula K. Le Guin, Harry Potter, Lots of history-based nonfiction, those Philip Pullman Dark Materials books. My favorite book is A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy O'Toole. I'm also a fan of this guy who wrote books called Satanburger and The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment 2 by Carlton Mellick III. They are even stranger than their titles suggest.

My favorite video games of all time are Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and The Elder Scrolls series. (I'm not done with KOTOR yet!) You'll find me lurking on your fanfic in these games. Dragon Age is the only one that has prompted me to publish. I have written some star wars fanfic that might make its way here as well.

As a "writer," I consider myself to be hack like Tarantino, though NOWHERE NEAR AS TALENTED. As I write, I pull from my influences and make homages to my favorite authors. They're like little Easter eggs (Jane Austen and Morrissey rear their heads quite often). I hope you enjoy them.

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There and Back Again by ElyssaCousland reviews
Sierra is a modern-day business consultant who finds herself suddenly in her favourite video game, Dragon Age. Her actions will change the history of Thedas. But what is a modern-day girl with too much knowledge supposed to do in a world surrounded by magic and monsters? Will cover DA2 and DAI (AU!) also. No descriptive sex - for NSFW version, see There and Back Again - Unedited.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 195 - Words: 976,744 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Alistair, Cousland, Cailan T., Duncan
Mass Effect - Future Imperfect by MizDirected reviews
Jane Shepard wears many labels. Survivor. Hero. Tiny. Fierce. Smart-mouth. Loyal. Mad woman. The truth, however, is never simple. Stopping Nihlus from leaving the Normandy alone, Shepard throws the galaxy down a rabbit hole that can only end in a dark and brutal war. AU canon-divergent. M for language, sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 171 - Words: 1,012,506 - Reviews: 2646 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V., Nihlus K.] Tali'Zorah
Motivations by Taraum reviews
Jedi Knight Daesha Ven thought defeating the Emperor would be the end of her troubles. But as a mutually beneficial alliance becomes something more, she will be forced to answer a harrowing question. What does she truly fight for?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,926 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [Jedi K., Lord Scourge] Kira C.
Strange World by ElyssaCousland reviews
PWP smut: threesome between Aedan, Zevran, and Isabela at the Pearl. Gist fic for Enchantm3nt. Accompanies my other story, There and Back Again, but can be read alone without losing anything (PWP, remember?)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Cousland, Isabela, Zevran A.]
Base Love by Nommy reviews
Melody Cousland, a young girl on the cusp of womanhood falls in love with King Maric at first sight; the Golden King is so magnificent she becomes entranced and unable to think of anything else. However, a noble girl has many suitors, making rivals and friends as she goes from one Arling's home to another. Soon she will learn a hard lesson in love. AU Pre DA:O possible prequel.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,458 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Cousland, Anora, Cailan T., Maric T.
Did I Hear by MinionRipley reviews
Marian Hawke stumbles across a delicious voice and then keeps on doing so, until she eventually stumbles into its owner. Things develop rather steamily from there. (F!Hawke/Fenris) (STORY TRANSFERRED TO AO3)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [unknown 1, Fenris] - Complete
Duty and Desire by Kyla Baines reviews
Cullen survived the fall of Kinloch Hold, but the events that transpired there left him a broken man. With a shattered heart and renewed determination to stay true to his Maker-given path, he seeks solace in his duties as a templar, but the last thing he expects to find in the City of Chains is a woman who can set him free.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,309 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Cullen, unknown 1]
Crystal White by Bre'Lakor reviews
It was the beast inside him, his shame that he couldn't control that festered and grew with each injustice that passed before his eyes. She was given to him to try and appease it. But not even her love could have stopped the fall of their empire. Originally a kinkmeme prompt! Sort of AU Solas/Lavellan where Lavellan is a slave in the days of Arlathan who is given to Fen'Harel.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,733 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014 - [Solas, Lavellan] Flemeth, Abelas - Complete
Duty and Devotion by Kyla Baines reviews
Cullen has always stood by the rules, his duty to the Templar Order unwavering. The path to the Maker's side, however, is filled with tests and forbidden passions that threaten to break his vows. Duty and devotion cannot both be won. Book 1 of the Devotion Trilogy.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,522 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Amell, Cullen, unknown 1 - Complete
Do I Know You? by Nagiana reviews
Oneshot: While at the Orlesian masquerade, Willa Trevelyan is accosted by a dapper, very charming and very familiar looking gentleman. She feels sure she knows him, but at the same time, she can't quite put her finger on how . . .
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Morrigan, Cousland, Trevelyan - Complete
Mead and Magic by orangeflavor reviews
"Fenris frowned. 'You had not told me she was a mage.' 'He has a thing with mages.'" – Hawke, Fenris and Inquisitor Lavellan talk shop.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Fenris, unknown 1, Inquisitor, Lavellan - Complete
Sleep Well by Inkstainedgwyn reviews
An angst-ridden look at Lavellan trying to pick up the pieces after Solas, after Corypheus. Her friends do what they can, but even that's not always enough. T for a few swear words. Apparently ongoing as a place to dump Solavellan angst.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Solas, Lavellan
A Song of Sorrow by Fen'harel.the.Rebellious reviews
Completely alone, Solas stood in the center of the room that he treated as a canvas, fists clenched and shaking with unbidden anguish. He needed to forget about what happened, he needed to sleep, he needed… he needed her. Contains spoilers! SolasXLavellan
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Solas, Lavellan - Complete
Uthenara by KSCrusaders reviews
Peace is hard to come by in the midst of war, but Solas and Lavellan steal a few moments for themselves beneath the stars on the Exalted Plains. Solas/F!Lavellan NSFW smut, featuring gentle!Solas and Lavellan's first time. Minor spoilers for Exalted Plains quest chain.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Solas, Lavellan - Complete
Never Tell All You Know by AgapeErosPhilia reviews
Continuing the story of Evelyn Trevelyan, Cullen, Solas and the rest after the events at the end of Dragon Age: Inquisition. Their leader is losing herself to her inner Inquisitor with nowhere to turn. Solas likely holds the key, but will not be found. When the elves come to her for help, she hopes to find both answers. It will take time - does she have it? Complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Trevelyan, Cullen] Solas - Complete
Old Traditions by ashehole reviews
Over ten years ago, before the Blight and the Inquisition, Evelyn Trevelyan was tasked with the small duty of making sure her sisters wouldn't cause trouble at the annual cheese rolling festival. Over ten years ago, Captain Thom Rainier decided to help a troubled noble out. Inquisition Spoilers.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Blackwall, Trevelyan] - Complete
Varric Tells a Story by AgapeErosPhilia reviews
Just like it says in the title: a story and some banter after one of the group's less noteworthy adventures. I wanted to write something short and sweet about this group of characters that I love. Set in Inquisition - light spoilers, contains most companions in the game. One-shot, complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Cullen, Varric T., Iron Bull, Trevelyan - Complete
Canticle of Air by Bazylia de Grean reviews
"How do you know all that?" "Duncan told me." "The previous Warden-Commander, yes? You knew him?" "You could say so." They fall silent. Nathaniel keeps glancing at her hands, but finally asks. "What happened to your palm?" "I got burned," she answers cryptically. Yes, she thinks, I got burned, but now I carry the fire within me. ['Canticle of Fire' sequel.]
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Cousland, Duncan] Nathaniel H., Fergus C.
Together We Are Stronger than One by zoedigz13 reviews
Zoya Tabris is a fearless rogue with a gift for magic and a knack for trouble. But she'll need more than spells and steel to survive the blight. The bonds she forges will be the making of legends, and the joined strength of all is more powerful than the determination of one. DA and DA2 cast, intimacy and AU elements.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,681 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Alistair, Tabris, Duncan, Anders
SWTOR Massively Multi-SI's by N7Knight reviews
Eight kids volunteer to beta-test a prototype matrix-like gaming system and are thrown into SWTOR, but everything isn't fun and games as they thought it would be. Will they band together or choose sides in a war that is suddenly theirs? Can they ever return to reality, and is reality truly what they think it is?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014
The Bride & The Other Brother by nothelping reviews
Vilkas hated her the moment he met her. She was not worthy of being a Companion. She was not worthy of his brother. Vilkas was storming towards the bridal suite like a hurricane before he knew what he was doing. His face twisted into something that was a cross between a smile and a sneer as one thought raced across his mind: The bride was in for one rude awakening.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 187,882 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas, Vilkas, Brynjolf - Complete
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I Will Find You reviews
It's been six turns of the moon since Starling Lavellan and The Inquisition defeated Corypheus. What now? Starling goes searching for the one who left her, and is roped into locating someone she left behind. Featuring many characters from DAI, as well as some from DAII. (Post-Game AU NO DLCs)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 9/17/2015 - [Lavellan, Solas] Merrill, Fenris
Look to the Sky reviews
**Contains spoilers for DA:I** After Starling's encounter with Corypheus during the assault on Haven, she is thrown into The Fade. This short story focuses on the events after the siege and during the journey to Skyhold. Slow Build Lavellan/Solas romance development. Originally completed 12-29. A few extra post-journey chapters added. Complete 7/24/2015.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,041 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Solas, Lavellan] Inquisitor, Blackwall - Complete