Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

Edward decides he has to make sure Bella has a baby of her own before he turns her. Chaos, affection, hilarity, romance, and, most importantly, pregnancy ensue.

Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.

Assured to make you AT LEAST smile! R&R. All lyrics came from my imagination or from the books. Last Updated: Mamma Mia!, by ABBA : Mamma Mia! It's All The Cullen's Fault, by Jacob Black!

It's exactly how it sounds.

Alice buys a puppy? Will Bella like it? Will Edward? Will Esme? READ AND REVIEW!

Bella needs it bad from Edward...

Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?

Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!

what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!

Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.

Bella and Edward have three children. Their daughter Evelyn has a dark outlook her life, This is a story on how love can change how a person sees the world--- Before Breaking Dawn, obviously. Beware of awful spelling mistakes! I was young and stupid.