The Unstoppable Hug Machine
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Joined 06-03-08, id: 1594781, Profile Updated: 01-09-09
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.

ZOMG I'S FINALLY HERE. xD

The name's Cat!

I eeeeEEEE over Harry Potter & write silly ickle stories about it. I pretty much wanna be everybody's friend, cover them in glitter, and name kittens after them.

I'm a proud Hufflepuff over at hogwarts_ & you should apply too!

Also, I has a LJ!

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Do you has an LJ?

We should be friends!

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Possibility reviews
You were bullied, it was horrid. There were even times when you wanted to be a common Muggle child again, alone with your thoughts. At Hogwarts, there not many places you could find to be truly alone. So you took to the girl's bathroom...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr.
Words That Rhyme With Goat reviews
Aberforth Dumbledore, to his story do hark! Loved his brother, sister and mother in the usual fashion! Loved his dad and bartending in the dark! Yet there was nothing for which he harbored greater passion as a pretty little goat with a silky white beard!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Aberforth D.
Charlie's Dragons reviews
Charlie Weasley's heart is filled with dragons. A series of drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Charlie W. - Complete
We All Live In A Yellow Badger Den reviews
Beatles/Hufflepuff. XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009 - N. Tonks, Cedric D. - Complete
In The Company Of Gilderoy Lockhart reviews
Colin Murray, host of the BBC's In The Company Of... attempts to somehow interview Gilderoy Lockhart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
INTERCEPTED OWL 76756b reviews
A treatise advocating the establishment on a course in the Amorous Arts --known to muggle types as Sex Ed., at Hogwarts during the reign of Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Thinnest Blade reviews
Her husband in Azkaban and her son endangered, Narcissa feels alone. Her sister is not particularly comforting. Set shortly before the Unbreakable Vow with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
High Skies reviews
Fred Weasley II goes to get a new Quidditch broom and meets his namesake uncle along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Fred W.
Twin Beds reviews
Molly Weasley reflects on two beds, one forever empty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Molly W. - Complete
The BWAHA Institute for Villainy Presents reviews
The BWAHA Institute for Villainy, the most trusted name in the Wizarding World for Dark Lord training and henchmen staffing services, Presents the 1,958th Annual Training Workbook For Dark Lords And Associated Henchmen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Merman reviews
Luna Lovegood has her suspicions about Mr. gold-medal-swimming-dude, Micheal Phelps.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Luna L., Xenophilius L. - Complete
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