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My name is Katie

I'm 14 years old and live in California

I love to read, but I do feel I'm best in math

My favorite books are Maximum ride Twilight and Harry Potter


Death is God's way of saying, "Your fired!" Suicide is a human's way of saying, "You can't fire me I quit!"

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever started talking to yourself because you were lonely, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been asked your name and had to take a few moments to think about it, copy this into your profile. Lolz me too!

If you have ever scared someone that was older than you by laughing everytime they walk by, copy and paste this into you profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, oFanFictionbvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

He said "I love you" to me and I sneezed and said, "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit."

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you name random things and people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever been looking for something, then forgot what it was and why it was so important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped UP the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten excited by seeing your bus driver the morning after he leaves you at home, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever given your bus driver a gift, after you passed the past the age of ten, copy this into your profile.

If your math teacher has a rancid smell in his class...you know the rest.

If your hobbies include: pottery and making wooden figurines, copy this into your profile.

If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile.

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have not read Manga. If you're one of the two percent that has, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers live happy lives of bliss. If you don't believe this, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

if you believe that doing drugs, alcohol, disobeying your parents and swearing is wrong please copy this into your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang 3 post this in your profile

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang!

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
The Photograph by dreamcatcherr reviews
EdwardxBella. When Alice and Jasper’s adopted daughter, Violet, finds a picture of Bella and Edward together, she demands an explanation. Now, it’s up to Alice to tell her brother and best friend’s unconditional love story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,676 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008
A New Beginning by CloudyWind732984 reviews
The Flock has just saved the world and destroyed the evil Itex. They head over to Max's mom's house to go and live with her. There is a big surprise waiting for them while they are there. There is a jelous Fang and what is the surprise? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 100,135 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Truelovemultiplies by xoxo41 reviews
My first fanfic! Edward finally gave into Bella's pleading, and now she's pregnant. How will it affect them and how do they feel about it? Review please! Rated T for mild language. Chapter Epilogue Part II up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 25,899 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beginning at the End: Finding the Path by amybee reviews
Beginning at the End immediately follows on from the end of The Flaw in the Plan. What will happen to Harry and the others now that Voldemort has fallen forever? What will they do and where will they go now they are finally free to choose their own paths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,667 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hello, Again by iheartbooks reviews
A tearful parting and, after many years, a reunion for Harry and Ginny. Perhaps old flames never stop burning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 101,608 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
What's Going to Happen? by Hedwig55 reviews
What's going to Happen if in her 5th year Ginny gets pregnant with Harry's child? They are way too young to become parents and don't even know how they will rasie a baby. Wrote this story a LONG time ago, I won't finish it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,944 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Dead of Night reviews
Max is captured by the school and is forced to save the world. Now she has escaped from the school, but will the flock be willing to take her back. Please read and review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008