Bezo
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Joined 01-18-02, id: 155976
Author has written 6 stories for Slayers, Pokémon, Final Fantasy X-overs, and Star Wars.

I am Nat Arnold, known in most internet circles as Bezo (or, occasionally, when some wag has decided to steal my name: TheOnlyBezo, TheOnlyTrueBezo, TheRealBezo, Bezou or Bezo Imperator Omnis). I'm a writer known for my utter lack of prolifacy. I am also known for starting things and never finishing them. I'm hoping this will change.

If you are old enough to remember me, you will notice that some of my stories have disappeared. This is because they were unfinished and will remain so. I contemplated keeping them for sentimentality, but decided against it. Rhianwen, my fiancee, will probably beat my ass for it. Oh well. The ones that remain are finished, for whatever that's worth.

I am currently working on one fanfic project, which I'm hoping to finish.

It is called (for now) Final Fantasy: Armageddon and is a horrific mishmash of (what will end up being) my favourite Final Fantasy characters of all time in an epic battle for supremacy. Expect the sort of humour I'm notorious for (or at least, used to be).

If you're reading this, I must've put up a chapter already, so I hope you enjoyed it.

If you read, please review. Even if it is just "XD". I say this not because I'm a feedback junkie (though, I'm not disputing that) but because I am considering writing as a career (though only as a backup if the opera thing falls through) and strive to improve myself and my writing.

If you are critiquing (and I encourage that) try not to say things such as "this sucks kill urself", as that's not very helpful. Tell me why it sucks, and suggest intricate and amusing ways I can kill myself instead. Thank you for your time.

Enjoy!

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Of Godly Bunnies and Godly Hats by Bezo and Yezo reviews
While aboard the Hilde Garde 3, the group happens upon two new teammates. But the strategy guide says nothing of them! Will they prove useful, or just sorta get in the way? Read on!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,696 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 4/18/2002
The Origin of Copy Copy Rezo by Bezo and Yezo reviews
During our last tale (The Slayers Fan Fiction Review Guild), Gourry had a flashback of sorts. This...is...that...FLASHBACK!! Hey, you asked for more (well, some of you). You brought this upon yourselves. Hee!
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2002
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Anakin The Red Bladed Jedi reviews
You know Mace and KiAdi, Kenobi and Yoda, Aayla and Fisto and Shaak Ti and Kolar. But do you recall the most powerful Jedi of all?A Star Wars Christmas tale. :D Read and review.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Final Fantasy: Armaggedon reviews
Twenty three quintillion years ago, a wager was made between Bahamut and Ultima about the fate of the universe and its many Final Fantasy worlds. Now, worlds are colliding, metaphorically, and Fantasies are Finally converging. It's all going down now.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006
If Pokemon Could Talk reviews
A short and mostly harmless featurette, involving the discovery of the 387th Pokemon! Features Ash as an older collector...when he's not got too much left to collect...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2003
The Racy Rocket reviews
Jesse helps James with his...'rocket'.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2002
Dinner At Another Inn reviews
Every story has a beginning. Every beginning contains the word 'inn'. And in every Inn...there is a story. This is one of those beginnings. Please read and review. Flames just as good.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2002
Dinner At An Inn reviews
Just a typical day at an Inn. But hopefully just as funny. Please R&R! It's my first story without the assistance of my lovely Yezo...
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2002