Profile pic is of the luscious Lucius Malfoy, for those of you who don't know.

HELLO!!

You have reached the combined account of ManhattanWitch and Netrixie! We are now called Stop and Stare (respectively) for this account.

We're not here right now, but we've left our bio's for your reading enjoyment!

Just so all of our wonderful fans out there know, we decided to create a joint account in the hopes that we can actually combine our talents and come up with (actual) funny and (decidedly) serious things!

So, while you peruse the many things you will find below, keep in mind that we both have separate accounts on FFN, and you should check them out (hint, hint, nudge, nudge :D)

At the beep, please leave your sanity at the door. Thank you!

Beep!!

Stop (aka: ManhattanWitch aka MannyWitch): And i am called Stop because i can stop traffic when i do something stupid because everyone is staring at me. (hence, the reason my sister is called "Stare". She does, it so often, see...)

...now...

Hellllllo, O My Gracious Readers!! As you can obviously tell, I have decided to create an account with my sister/sibling/person/twin/thing. Aaaanyway, no- I have not gone off the deep end, this is something we have been talking about for quite a while, and within a few days one of the stories- Memories in the Attic- from my ManhattanWitch profile will be erased and posted in this profile. Because this was originally written by both of us, me with the journal and Stare with Lilith's POV, we've decided to just repost it here.

THE SHIP'S I WILLINGLY SAIL:

Harry/ Draco

Luna/ Blaise, Ginny, Neville

Hermione/ Ginny, Pansy, Snape

Ron/ Pansy, Lavendar, Blaise (I ABSOLUTELY DETEST RON/HERMIONE's -and Ron, most of the time).

Sirius/Snape, Remus (any combination (or all of) these three).

DETESTED SHIP'S:

SNARRY, DRINNY, DRAMIONE, HHr, Harry/ Ginny, Harry/ anyone other than Draco, Draco/ anyone other than Harry

SHIPS THAT I CAN (somehow) BE FORCED TO BOARD:

Harry/ Tom (cause Stare loves them and is forcing me to help her type one.)

And only Netrixie's other pairings- mainly because i can't truly hate anything she writes and because I was forced to beta most of them.

... and also- we're both well into Severitus. It's so cute having Snape in a father-kinda-way!

Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!!

TTYL,

Stop

okay, it's Stare's turn

Stare (aka: Netrixie): and I'm Stare because whenever Stop does something stupid/ funny, I'm always staring at her with a disbelieving expression on my face.

Okay- so making an account with my sister is kinda weird, but I hope that all of you get something out of it. I'm the more serious writer, and can actually write better descriptive scenes than Stop can, but she's better at dialogue. So hopefully this combination works out well and we get some "Sirius"-ly good stuff out of this insane scheme!

So- my fav. pairings are as follows:

Harry/ Draco, Snape, & Lucius (God- not all at once! That's just nasty)

Hermione/ Snape, Lucius

Luna/ Blaise, Neville

Sirius/Remus

Tom/Harry, Severus, Ginny

Severus/ Narcissa,

and random others that I can't think of right now and will post later.

My overall fav. pairing is Snarry, but don't start thinking that you'll be seeing any of that stuff here! Oh, no- my sister hates Snarry with a passion that cannot be rivalled (And i have to live with her) so that's out.

What you will probably be seeing here is lots and lots of Drarry. We can both agree on it, and we've got plans for it. hehehehehehehehe- be afraid, be VERY afraid.

Meh- so that's it for now...

...actually, I lied. For the readers of my stuff on my Netrixie Profile, I'm not letting those slide. I'm going to be working on both profile's at the same time, so don't kill me. It's just that me and Stop have been planning this for a long time and we've finally gone through with it.

(And if you care, our theme song is "Stop and Stare" by OneRepublic.)

OKAY, LADIES AND (WE'RE ASSUMING THERE ARE MALES HERE) GENTS!!

THANK YOU FOR READING ALL THIS NONSENSE, AND HOPEFULLY OUR FIRST STORY WILL BE UP SOON!! (no promises, though. We get distracted too easily.)

BON VOYAGE!!This has been a prerecorded message prepared by the (notso) brilliant minds of Stop and Stare.

Thank you for taking the time to take a tour through their brains, and remember:

Never drive without a seatbelt;

Never get in a car with strangers;

and Always review;

because you never know what an irate authour will do if they don't get some love.

Please gather all your belongings as you exit, and retrieve your sanity from the storage compartment at the door. We don't want it, we don't need it.

Do you have everything?

Yes?

Good.

GET OUT!

(We Love You All, Really!)

We've got two fics in the works- Muggle Tales for Witches and Wizards which is slowly being posted, and The Galatea Project, which will be posted once we have enough chapters in reserve. Just so you know!