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Joined 04-15-08, id: 1552725, Profile Updated: 08-21-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Sorry about the year delay but the computor crashed and then everything went nuts after

I'm Rachel, and here are my likes and dislikes.

Likes: Pie, Edward, Emmett, Kyle (from The Host), my friends, Hockey, Canada, Minnesota, Paul, Within Temptation (Band), Breaking Benjamin (Band), Skillet (Band), Three Days Grace (Band), Books, and the Dark, Bugging my friends (I know you love me, Andrea!)

Dislikes: The world, my face, myself, Jacob, Rosalie (She is alright, until she is mean), Sam,Lemons (seriously! thanks to some perverts here, I can never look at a lemon without feeling the urge to hurt something!), cats.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

~Random Quotes of Awesomeness!~

"Doom, Doom, Doom Doom Doom!"
"That's the happiest 'Doom' I've ever heard!"
~Rachel & Andrea

"Oh No! Katelyn is gone!"
"And your point is?"
~ Andrea & Rachel

"Vampires are awesome! Except for the fact that they are eternally damned, and they kill people, and are spawns of the devil."
"That doesn't sound so awesome" ~Rachel & Cassie

"Bush must be punished!"
~Andrea

"Rachel, are you ready for Cool Chemistry?"
"Yeah, what are we doing?"
"We are using Nitrogen!"
"Oh crap!"
"What?"
"There is going to be a seriously awesome Nuclear bomb!"
"Aw crap."
~Alexa & Rachel

"Dudes! There was a fire last night!"
"Alright, who let Rachel out last night?"
"URG! Put popcorn in the oven one time, and you can't let me forget it can you?"
~ Kaitlyn & Andrea & Rachel

"There's two corpses, everything alright"
~Some dude from Clue

"I might not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a guns man, but I am proud of what I am!"
"And what might that be?"
"I... am a librarian!"
~O'connell and Eve from the Mummy.

"So I decided that... Um, Andrea?""Andrea?"
"Sixty-one days!"
"Holy shiz!"
"No! Sixty-one days until breaking dawn."
~Andrea and Rachel

If you really have nothing else to do, go onto mrs. andrea cullen's page and read some of her quotes.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Forgive by thedevanator reviews
A story about family, friendship, and love. When Renesmee faces problems in her life involving her father, Jacob, and her family, what drastic measures will she take to fix them? Learn to forget, because you always forgive the ones you love. R&R. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,229 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
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How to Annoy Jacob Black reviews
Edward and Rae have a bet. But what happens when the loser has to stay with Jacob Black for one week? find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Oh crap reviews
What would happen if Bella never jumped off that stupid cliff? And Bella was indead changed into a vampire. Jacob haters will love, I swear. Well, boredom has met up with us again!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008
Edwards Headache reviews
Rae is a vampire, she is friends with the Cullen family. What happens when she finds out what Edward did to Bella. This is out of boredom people! I didn't come up with it alone, thank my friends for that. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008