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Joined 04-10-08, id: 1548249, Profile Updated: 12-01-09
Author has written 8 stories for Bible, and Jesus Christ Superstar.

Regarding flames... ((Takes halo from pocket, dusts it off, puts it on)) Everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion.

You probably won't enjoy these stories if you hold one of the following strange, incomprehensible beliefs:
1. The Bible is serious and we shouldn't make fun of it.
2. Men should not be lusting after Jesus.

Quick disclaimer though so it doesn't catch you by surprise: "Love" is not goofy like the others. It's gory and sort of disturbing - crucifixion stories usually are.

Update 12/1/2009: believe it or not I'm still alive, and still writing - just mostly not in this fandom. But I still do read reviews and I'm grateful to those who take time to leave them for me.

The good news is, I got a JCS assignment in a fic exchange this month! So there will be something new from me in a couple of weeks.

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Has Not Been Tested On Pregnant Women reviews
Judas gets protective. A little silly, a little sad. R&R!
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Confessions of a Messiah Who Has Had It reviews
A collection of short, nutty one-shots where even the Son of God has his off-days...
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
HFC 1993 reviews
After 3000 years of physical therapy, Jacob is finally ready to step back into the ring...
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Order in the Court reviews
Different POV's on the trial. Caiaphas first. Then Jesus. Now a spectator. R&R!
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Sin reviews
Judas has a crush, and finally decides how to handle it. Mild slash.
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
LeftHand Door reviews
Short not-so-happy ficlet about what Judas sees after the noose. R/R!
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Kiss reviews
One-shot, mild J/J slash. Based on the 2000 movie. The kiss.
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Love reviews
Pilate learns that some things are just too difficult to do alone. Not slash. A bit bloody though. Now complete.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete