xxBatterihide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Codename: Kids Next Door, Regular Show, Portal, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, and Mythology. Hello. :) You can call me xxBatteri, or Batteri for short. Currently, my interests include techno music, cyberpunk, drawing, writing, zombies, the Slender Man, and most creepy things. Drop me a message if you wanna get to know me! |
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Everybody Loves Balthier by RenegadeZabuzaMomochi reviews
After the final battle with Vayne, Balthier and Fran are expecting, Penelo and Vaan are engaged, Basch learns how to tie his shoes and Ashe becomes a Muslim. Join in on the adventure, on Everyone Loves Balthier!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,066 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Balthier, Fran
All According to KEIKAKU by TFRiD Queen reviews
-DISCONTINUED- Determinationshipping; Cathy yearns to tell Yuma her true feelings, despite the setbacks, but doing it alone is a daunting task. So she enlists the help of an unlikely classmate, who might just end up showing her that not everything always goes according to plan...Cathy/Takashi, snippets of Yuma/Kotori.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,724 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Cathy, Takashi T./Caswell
The Open Road by Scribbler reviews
After getting herself together and finally overcoming her demons, Mai goes in search of someone important. Post canon. Mai/Valon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Mai K./Mai V., Varon/Valon - Complete
The Punishment by thepunishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Rigged by Ziven reviews
[Post canon] Is life a game of skill, or a game of chance? -Bribeshipping, Ryuzaki/Rex x Mai- for the YGO fanfiction contest
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Mai K./Mai V., D. Ryuzaki/Rex R. - Complete
Troll by Zie Ayton reviews
Ryuzaki's fishing for pictures of naked women on a dating site. Mai is bored and decides to play around on the same. Rating for strongish language and sexual themes. Round four YGOFFC fic. Bribeshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - D. Ryuzaki/Rex R., Mai K./Mai V. - Complete
Ace Kicker by My Misguided Fairytale reviews
Famed bandit Mai Valentine's Wanted posters don't do her justice. / Wild West AU, Bribeshipping Mai x Rex, Arrogantshipping Mai x Seto
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2012 - [Mai K./Mai V., D. Ryuzaki/Rex R.] S. Kaiba - Complete
Dregs by pirouetta reviews
"Growing up sure did you a bunch of good, Ryuuzaki." Bribeshipping for the YGO Fanfiction Contest S10R4.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2012 - D. Ryuzaki/Rex R., Mai K./Mai V. - Complete
Opacity by OxEyed reviews
Post-series. There's one thing they have in common, and it's not mutual respect. But Ryuzaki is used to people not seeing things the way they were. Bribeshipping-Ryuzaki x Mai. Rated for language. For contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Mai K./Mai V., D. Ryuzaki/Rex R. - Complete
Shatter by NoteEmmy reviews
Kaiba reflects on a pivotal moment in his life.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/13/2011 - S. Kaiba, Gozaburo K. - Complete
That Blue Kentucky Grass by element78 reviews
Seto tames a wild beast, and Mokuba resists the urge to point and laugh.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/12/2011 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
One Hundred Deaths for One Kenny McCormick by The Angel of Insanity reviews
100 Themes Challenge. Oneshots and drabbles centered around Kenny's i-can't-die thing. Different scenarios, characters and genres in different chapters. Need some help on the rating, but i'm keeping it M to be safe. Swearing, character death
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Kenny M.
Pain for Pleasure by ilikeportals reviews
GLaDOS decides to punish Wheatley by bringing him back to Earth and making him test for her. Forever. Chell comes to his rescue, of course. Fun times ensue.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011
Marks on the Wall by ExiledInspiration reviews
Written for the Portal kink meme on livejournal. The request was for Human!Wheatley/Chell with both being inexperienced with sex and some fluffy first time awkwardness on both their parts. Story set post Portal 2.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011
I like this Test much better by Insane Tofu reviews
The tests are no longer working for Wheatley. He wracks his brain for a solution...then finds one. Chell gets a surprise she would never have expected... -Extremely WheatlyxChell. Don't like, don't read!-
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
Good Vibrations by thepunishment reviews
Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Operation: ZOMBIE by Z0MBi3Z reviews
Zombie Overload May Burn In Endless Suffering. Zombies attack the world and the KND fight for survival
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3
Click by Comrade Zed reviews
Click. The raccoon loaded the shotgun with trembling paws. Click. His friend, a blue jay, pushed against the door with all his strength as a ravenous horde of the undead mindlessly tried to break it down. Click. Neither of them would survive the night.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Tea For Two by TruthxLiesxMagic reviews
Oneshot. Because sometimes the only way to bear what life brings is to allow the madness to take hold completely. Morbid H/A.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered by elenwyn reviews
Alice brings Tarrant 'up top' to deliver important news to her mother. Alice/Tarrant one-shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
DownHoleCuriosityKilledCatSatisfactionWriteBook by 1000th Ghost reviews
Full title: Down the Rabbit Hole or Curiosity Killed the Cat, Satisfaction Brought It Back or When I Get Home, I Shall Write a Book About This Place. The Mad Hatter kidnaps Alice. Alice loves him too...oh, and is looking for her cat, Dinah. AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Gender Bent by 1000GreenSun reviews
When Duncan, DJ, Geoff and others wake up as girls... Trouble ensues, that's for sure. Join the gender bent campers on a journey no one will ever forget! COMPLETE!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Chris M., Duncan - Complete
Portal To Another World by KaiTO1412KiD reviews
When the TDI contestants find a portal that takes them to another world aka our world where they are known as cartoons, who will they meet? Will they ever get back to their world? Why am I asking you all these questions? Read to find out, R&R plz!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,163 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
Total Jurassic Island by TheWriterFormerlyKnownAsNixon reviews
1 year after TDI, there is a reunion. However, during a fun race, Trent, Gwen, Cody, and Lindsay are shipwrecked on an island! However, they are not alone, as they soon learn... major G/C, minor T/L. Rated for language, violence, and minor sexual scenes.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,122 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Cody, Gwen - Complete
Blood by crestfallen hostility reviews
But humans were living, breathing creatures with real bones and skin. They originated as tiny water sacs that developed into strong, muscular people. They weren’t invented." Edward tries to discover the truth about himself, and learns more... oneshot
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Things Change by TheWriterFormerlyKnownAsNixon reviews
Trent's not the guy Gwen thought he was. 2 month after TDI, the campers come together at a resort for a week. Gwen and Trent have broken up, and Cody can't think straight. He tries to go to Gwen as a friend... But will it be something more? GC.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Cody, Gwen - Complete
Kill The Witch by Mossnose reviews
How many of you TDI fans still want to cause Heather pain? Here's your opportunity! Send your ideas in reviews, and I will try to add it into the story! And don't be afraid to get creative! You can even kill her if you want to! I need these ideas quickly!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008
Surprise by t260g reviews
Deploying surprise in five... four...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Fran Goes on Jerry Springer by Lisaviera reviews
Fran has a secret. Balthier wants her to reveal it, so she goes on the only talk show that allows Viera! Incredibly disturbing, hilarious, fairly sick, and with all the sexual comments and swear words intact! Join the fun, on Fran Goes On Jerry Springer!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007
Secret Agents by Pogo KW reviews
Alternate Universe story set after the war is over. Rachel and Marco are secret agents on a mission, just working together, right? Maybe. Maybe not! It starts a little slow, but it gets better, I promise! Please read and review!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,549 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Marco, Rachel
Visser Three's Notebook by Sinister Shadow reviews
-Part Three of the Visser Diaries Trilogy- CHAPTER ONE FINALLY UP! Iniss has an MP3 player in one hand and a neon stick in the other, Loud-And-Nasal wants some Lay's, Visser One is paranoid... and what is WITH that freaking clock? Oh, the insanity! RR
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007
The Final Chapter by Keke5046 reviews
Sequel to A Second Chapter...Emily decides to go visit Edward. Even though she is expecting to have a great time and a short visit, the whole thing ends in tragedy.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006
A Visser Christmas Story by risika-dragon reviews
Insanity during Christmas for Vissers, Yeerks, and dragons, what else? Drunk aliens, suspicious presents, and bonfires! Poor Essam. R&R!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Disaster at Dinner by risika-dragon reviews
Set in Sinister's Universe, with Rissa's input. What happens when V3 must have 20 min. of dinner with V1. Misleadings and Animorph appearences. WATCH OUT!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Unexpected Visitor by XkidPythona reviews
It's been fifty years since Edward came down into Suburbia.Everybody who remembers the incident has either passed away or moved. Despite all the rumors about the so called ' Haunted House' , a real estate agency has managed to sell the old mansion to a fa
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005
The Raven Call by raventeller reviews
Raven is a weird girl. Well, to everybody. But one day, she wanders up to the castle, and finds Edward. And suddenly her world turns upside down.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/14/2004
A Second Chapter by Keke5046 reviews
Sorry the title sucks. Julie has wondered about the MAnsion that sits on the hilltop overlooking her town ever since she first heard about it from her grandmother years ago. What happens when she finally musters up the courage to go up there?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,348 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
The Four Curious Ones by DeadZoneCuba reviews
An interesting news program leads to Stan, Wendy, Bebe, and Kenny trying to answer some questions in a rather interesting way.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Delightful by Shwoo reviews
A short fic about what might have happened while travelling to Earth in UNDERCOVER, from Lenny's point of view. One shot.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2006 - DCFDTL, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
In Hate by Sinister Shadow reviews
ChApTeR tHrEe Up! The Vissers are caught by the Andalites and brought aboard their ship. What will happen? And will they be able to escape? It's finally here! Closet Fan. Please Read and Review, and no flames!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005
THE CLASS by Freak Apple reviews
The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Mr Shears by pirate ballerina reviews
Heather moves to the town where Edward Scissorhands lives, and when she meets him she decides to bring him out of the castle once more. Please r&r!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2004
Second Chances by AmberandAbsinthe reviews
17 year old Diana believes that everyone deserves a second chance. Unfortunately nobody else in her new neighborhood feels the same... at least not about Edward.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2004
Inventing Love by Milarc reviews
Edward recounts an old conversation he had with the Inventor about love. Reviews are welcomed
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/2/2004
The Death of Edward Scissorhands by Rose Tint reviews
Poor Edward went out in search of his lost love, Kim. But what he found was something more horrible than he could have imagined ...
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2003
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The Intelligence Theory reviews
Yuugi must use his superior hacking skills to take down the three corporations competing for world domination. Cyberpunk AU, no pairings. Season 0 personalities.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Yūgi M., R. Bakura
Makeup reviews
Just because Rio's scars never show doesn't mean she doesn't have them.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Rio K. - Complete
Déjà Vu reviews
Late one night, two strangers cross paths and can't help but to feel a connection that seems so familiar. Post-series blueshipping. Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2012 - S. Kaiba, Kisara - Complete
Human Emotions reviews
GLaDOS gets an unexpected visit from an old friend. GLaDOS/Slender Man Contains minor spoilers.
Crossover - Portal & Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
Crazy reviews
He could only speak in facts. She could only recite a single recipe. Yet, there was something there that both of them could feel, but neither of them could speak of. Factelligence! Android!Fact Core/Android!Intelligence Core
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2011
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day reviews
Aperture Laboratory's first annual Bring Your Daughter to Work Day becomes the last due to an AI gone terribly wrong. Oneshot
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011
The Regular Dead reviews
After a trip to the coffee shop that Mordecai and Rigby will never forget, they find out that someone visiting the park bit Pops. My first RS fanfic! Rated M for gore, violence, and some language. Warning: contains character death. Zombies, anyone?
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011
High School reviews
The DCFDTL have been recommissioned permanently, due to a scientist figuring out a way to do it. Years later and in the TND, Sector Z live on fighting undercover against the adults. But now, they find something happening to them.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2010 - DCFDTL
