Metroids ate my Brainhide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Metroid, Hellsing, and Azumanga Daioh. Name: I have many, which do you prefer? Age: Older than you think, but younger than whatever your guess is. What: A Space Pirate. How: I'm not telling. Why: Why not? Things I like: Videogames-Metroid(obviously), Ghost in the Shell(PS2 version), Godzilla(PS2 version), Halo 3, Pokemon. Anime/Manga-Fullmetal Alchemist, Ghost in the Shell, Yugioh(TAS version only), Death Note(Only up until L dies, then it gets crappy), Hellsing(OVA only, due to Herr Major), Azumanga Daioh(the best anime ever. I recommend it to all). Card Games-Yugioh, Magic Friends-Brandon, my best mate and partner in crime forever. Josh, my most loyal of minions. Other-Space Pirates(from Metroid), talking in a German accent(this'll make sense in about 30 years. I'll leave the why up to you), history(only of one topic-guess what it is, and you'll crack the code that is me) This is what I am, this is what I do. Like it or not, I'm here to stay. I don't, and never will own anything-that's that. |
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The Daioh Zone reviews
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. One of not only sight and sound, but of mind. A land of both shadow and substance, things and ideas. You've just crossed into the Daioh Zone.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009
Metroid Adventures: The Rise of Evil
A spinoff story to my "Metroid Adventures" series depicting the life of Commando 005, Supreme Commander of the Space Pirates. You must be familiar enough with the characters of "Metroid Adventures" to fully appreciate this.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,915 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Metroid Adventures Book 2
A novelization of Metroid Prime 1. Some things have been changed around to provide a better story flow. The Space Pirates will be given a bigger role in the story from now on. You must have read "Metroid Adventures Book 1" to fully understand some parts.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,283 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
Metroid, the Lost Episodes reviews
Random single chapter peices depicting scenes cut from the Metroid universe. Rated for various things
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009
Metroid Adventures Book 1 reviews
A novelization of the original Metroid game. Some things have been changed around to provide a better story flow. Finally Complete-Book 2 now here.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Medical mystery reviews
When something causes Seras to start having seizures and hallucinations, it's up to everyone's favorite cynical doctor to fix her. Lots of 4th wall breaks. Xover w/ House.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Seras
My Fate reviews
Sometimes what you need to do is simple. Mangaverse EdxWinry. You must have read both "My Perspective" and "My Judgement" in that order, to understand this.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
My judgement reviews
Sometimes the best decisions happen when you least expect them. Mangaverse EdxWinry. You must read "My Perspective" to understand this.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
My Perspective reviews
It takes a lot of willpower to say no to what you want, especially if it's staring you right in the face. Mangaverse EdxWinry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
FMA Does celebrity Jeopardy reviews
It's Ed versue everybody elses' stupidity in this parody of SNL's celebrity Jeopardy skit.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
FMA Shop of Horrors reviews
A parody of the 1986 cult classic. Starring Edward Elric as Seymour Krelborn, Winry Rockbell as Audrey, Roy Mustang as Mr. Mushnik, and Envy as Orin Scrivello, D.D.S. Also featuring Levi Stubbs as the voice of the plant. Rated for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Nine long months, an FMA story reviews
How does a homunculus reproduce?-Theoretically, it's impossible. But as this story shows, even the impossible is possible. Mangaverse EnvyxPreggers!Lust. Rated for swearing and sexual reference.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Envy, Lust
What the? An FMAHellsing crossover reviews
Envy watches too much Hellsing before bed, with unexpected consequences. Mangaverse. Rated for swearing and violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Envy - Complete
