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Author has written 3 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, and Gallagher Girls.

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98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you're happy and you know it clap your hands and copy & paste this to your profile.

If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile.
P.S. It is fun to raed suftf lkie tihs.

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IF YOU LOVE ALVIN AND BRITTANY COPY PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years (or never have played it with cards)

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screename or MySpace

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.)Your boss dosen't even have the ability to do your job.

7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.)As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.)You were to busy to notice number 5

10.)You scrolled back to see if there was a number 5

11.)Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

http:///img2005/buys8312.jpg- Page of Zachs imaginary kid with Cammie

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The Begining by Chipette Lover reviews
My first in a series. The gang meet a fellow that falls from the sky and tells them they must save the world.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
The SQUEAKUEL! by love2read99 reviews
Alvin and the chipmunks start school for the first time, meanwhile old foe Ian found a new group to get back at the chipmunks with; THE CHIPETTES! See there first encounters and adventures once they get together! AXB SXJ TXE. Review.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,132 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Vacation Of The Fittest by Ashley Epstein reviews
Everyone knows that Yuki and Kyo fight over Tohru! But what happens when that battle is confined to the vastness of the forest? How will Tohru react when both boys start to assert their feelings for her; and fight even more? Who will finally win her heart
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Switched by Cam Flynn reviews
The boys and girls have both signed up for America's latest reality show, 'Switched', with high hopes for adventure. Well...there's many definitions for the word 'adventure,' especially with the Chipmunks and Chipettes.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,636 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Taming of the Chipette by Esperata reviews
Theodore and Eleanor want to go to the school dance, but can they persuade Alvin to take Brittany, or Simon to ask Jeanette? Loosely based on the Taming of the Shrew.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Trials and Tribulations by lovearainynightx reviews
Through every trial and tribulation in your life, you can guarantee your family and friends will stick with you through it all. One young chipmunk will learn this as his life takes a difficult turn. Third genre: Drama
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
The Talent Show by Strgrl4eva reviews
When a simple Talent Show turns into an all out war will the chipmunks and chipettes stay friends? Will Brittany and Alvin ever get together? And what the heck is going on with Jeanette? Classic Pairings. HAITUS!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,675 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008
All I Want For Christmas by Esperata reviews
Christmas is coming and it's the time of year to show those you love how much you care. Will Simon and Jeanette manage to get the perfect gifts?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
All I want for Christmas by Mrs.JasperCullen4ever reviews
What is going on with the Chipmunks and Chipettes at Christmas? This is a simple song-fic to get into the Christmas spirit! I own nothing.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008
merry me by alvinsimon12 reviews
alvin ask brittany something
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008
What Does It Take To Be a Hero? by Esperata reviews
Alvin and Britany are superheroes Rock Star and Decibel. Theodore and Eleanor help them as they try to track down the evil Scientist who has kidnapped Jeanette. But are things really so straight forward?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
A Night at the Hardknock Hotel by Seymour Butz reviews
Just another one of those nights at one of those creepy-looking motels that turn out to have more to it than meets the eye...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,990 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Time to Think by Esperata reviews
The chipettes have trouble sleeping. A little piece focusing on Britany, Jeanette and Eleanor, beacuse my mind wanders when I can't sleep.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
The Life Of Broken But Open Dreams by BrittanyMIller429 reviews
Read ....................... Hope You Enjoy . Remember Check Me Out At YouTube .
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008
I'm so sorry my friends! by lollypopgirl98 reviews
Something totally interesting is in this, you KNOW you wanna click it! PLEASE R&R
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Just Brittany by BrittanyMIller429 reviews
This Is About Brittany Have Her Own Fashion Line . And Some Things Happen A Long The But ........ Well You Will Just Have To Read Too Find Out What Happens . Brittany
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008
Midsummer Madness by Esperata reviews
Alvin tries to get Britany to be more subservient to him but he causes chaos between Simon, Theodore, Jeanette and Eleanor.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Much Ado by Esperata reviews
Based on Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing. While Alvin and Britany's romance is on the rocks, Simon and Jeanette are shown how much they care for each other.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Luna Neville Draco Songfic 'What I've done' by Beth'sOfHerBroom reviews
Luna and Neville are going out but old feelings for Draco come back and Luna ends up going off with Draco and becomes evil. this is a request for my friend. song - linkin park what I've done
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Dea Avernorum reviews
It was Loony Lovegood – Potter’s friend. Draco grimaced in distaste. He was stuck in this unknowable place for whatever reason, with the person he’d least like to spend time with. Well, maybe except Potty.' For Rose A. White's 'Friday the 13th' Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
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I MAKE THEM GOOD GIRLS GO BAD reviews
CAMMIE AND HER FRIENDS ARE STAYING AT BLACKTHORNE FOR A YEAR , BUT FIRST THEY HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PRETEND THEY ARE GUYS FOR A DAY FOR A MISSION TRADITIONAL COUPLES MOSTLY ZX C ITS GONA BE A LONG STORE ALL I NEED IS REVIEWS TO I DONT OWN ANYTHING!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M.
I LOVE HER I MEAN I DID reviews
ALVIN IS GOING OUT WITH BRITTANY AND SHE LEAVES ON A TOUR FOR 2 YEARS. WITHOUT TELLING HER HE GOES OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. WHEN SHE COMES BACK HE TELLS HER. DID HE LOVE BRITTANY OR DOES HE STILL? R&R
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
CHIPMUNKS MEET CHIPETTES reviews
TITLE SAIDS IT ALL. TRADITIONAL COUPLES MOSTLY ALVINXBRITTANY I DO NOT OWN THE SONGS OR THE CHARACTER OR SHOW. REVIEW.:
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,160 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete