Closer to earth, there was a pretty little girl called the Lemon Goddess, who thought it might be fun to make fun of other people's fanfics, in order to compensate for her low self-esteem when it came to writing her own. This helped a bit, but unfortunately she is very full of herself now and demands that random fanboys call her "Queen."

The Goddess only answers to two entities as more powerful and admirable than herself. One is Gramarye. The other died last week "accidentally."