!~About Us~!

Its Ashley and Amy!!

DONT TAKE MY HEART AND PUT IT ON A SHELF!!

ATTENTION (8.4.08) Omg all our stories are being removed! I am SO pissed. AMy hasn't found out yet. But URGH!
Not Another HSM Parody has been removed and so has Starlite High. I'm so freakin pissed. Those were like 2 of our best stories.

ATTENTION (7.20.08) AshiiKinzz speaking: Okay, we have OFFICIAL screennames that we made juzt for are fanfiction friends (that's yoouuu guysz) their not our personal aim's or wahhtevuuh, but it's our OFFICIAL FANFICTION SCREENNAMES.

They are:

wOAh AMY x (aammyyyyyyy)

Bl0NDii X0X0 ASH(aaassshhhllleeeyyy)

Also, in other news, I just shortened our pro! And, be sure to check out our friend Sophie's story 'L o v e is' and ASHLEY is playing NICHOLAS JERRY JONAS'S love interest. EEEK!

ATTENTION (7.6.08) Ashley : I Have an IMPORTANT announcement. I officially LIKE Vanessa Anne Hudgens. And Zanessa. I think they are cute together and I'm glad their happy. But, I still ABSOULTUY! DREAD! Troyella. Troypay forever. But, another important announcemtn: I like Troyella more then Nelena and/or Nemi.

TAG US FOR THE iPOD SHUFFLE THiNG, but tell us first, lol!

We share this account and write together on it! (Um this is Ashley and Amy wrote that part... we write it? No duh, spaz.) Amy's a pornstar, also, thought you should know that! Winik Wink!io haha i bet you she still hasnt noticed that

About Ashley

Check all that apply to you:
((If you're not a JB fan, dont even attempt to understand this))

(x) You have the release date for their next album in your calendar

(x) You're planning your wedding already

(x) You were dissapointed when they didn't take off their shirts in the "Poor Unfortunate Souls" video

(x) 'One Day at a Time' makes you tear up

(x) You comment JB everyday on myspace and constantly check for their messages/comments

(x) You can sing every JB song word for word, even the new unreleased ones

(x) You know what "CAMPFIREEEEE!" means and can almost do it as good as the boys

(x) You wish you were Mandy

(x) A comment from the Jonas boys is received - you jump up and down screaming for about 15 minutes

(x) You constantly think about one of the boys

(x) You argue with anybody who thinks they like one of them more than you

(x) You liked Kevin before he became "Hot", and always thought he was

(x) You know about Nick's Christian album and all the songs that were on it

(x) You call them by Nicknames Joey, Kevy, or Nicky, etc.

(x) You know all the boys ages and cant beleive Nick is only 15!

(x) You know the TRL number and have all the extensions for 'Mandy' memorized

(x) You want a tambourine even though you don't play

(x) 'I Am What I Am, I Cant Help Myself'

(x) You have your local Radio Station's number memorized and have gotten to know the DJs by requesting 'Mandy' so many times

(x) You don't understand how the girls in "7:05", "One Day at a Time", and "You Just Dont Know It" could of been so mean to them

(x)Your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers so much

(x) You beg your parents to move to New Jersey

x You have a JB Pirate eyepatch

(x) You know the relation between JB and Busted

(x) Your whole Zanga/Myspace page is practically dedicated to the JB

(x You have/had an AIM screenname with "Jonas Brothers", "JB", "Nick", "Joe", or "Kevin" in it

(x) You have at least 10 JB songs in your Ipod or MP3 Player

(x) You put Peeps in the microwave

(x) You know where "I Believe I Make Sense to Yo Momma" came from, and crack up when you watch that video

(x) You beleive that Joe is the funniest thing EVER

(x) All You want is for Christmas is a Hippopotamus, and the Hippopotamus wants you too

(x) You know where "OMG NICK, YOURE SO HOT!!" came from and can't help but laugh

(x) Your computer desktop screen is Jonas Brothers and so is your Screen Saver

(x) You know what 'Eternity' was written for, and who it was written for

(x) You are caught singing "Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a Pirate's life for Me"

(x) You know what "Poned" means and you use the word on a daily basis

(x)You promote the Jonas Brothers everywhere you go

(x) JB = LIFE, no questions asked

(x) You know their parents' names

(x) You say "Holy Jonas" and "Oh My Jonas!"

(x) You know the holiday "Kwan Ziggy Ziggy Zam" and plan on celebrating it this Year!

(x) You know every girl the boys have dated and get jealous just by thinking about them

(x) You hate AJ for dating Joe

(x) You use the catch phrase "It was Fantastilistic!"

(x.) You keep calling the airline companies to book a flight to 'Alklahoma', but they have no idea what you're talking about

(x) Whenever you see alot of cars you yell "TRAFFIC!"

(x) You use the phrase "Yo, thats illogical, I can't have it", whenever you dont believe something

(x) You wear a bandana around your neck as a fashion statement

(x) You know what "Retainer Time" is and you laugh about it often

(x)You would date about anyone with similar features of the boys

(x) You cant help but say "Awesomeness" when you're really pleased

(x)When you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say "Look at Nick, hes such a Stud Muffin"

(x) You know where "Hi, My name is Kevin Jonas, and I'd Like to sell you a Car" came from and laugh about it everytime

(x) You buy Baby Bottle Pops, just because of the commercial

(x) You truly beleive that Earth is the farthest planet from the Sun

(x) You know about "Moo, Bah!"

(x) You can't help but jump off the walls, literally, at fast paced songs

(x) You wish you lived in the Year 3000 with the boys

(x) You know who the "Bonus Jonas" is

(x) Limited Too is your favorite 'Restaurant'

(xxxxxxxxxxx)You cried when you watched the speech where Nick announced his Diabetes (I was verrry upset, but I don;t cry.)

(x) JB is the reason you get Magazines

(x) You have a Fan Page or Myspace Group for JB

(xxxx) The whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding

Erm, K. I'm bored and I feel like writing about myself.

Celeb Crush: Nick Jonas... like duh, he is amazing.

Celebrity Role Models: Nick Jonas, Ashley Tisdale, Miley Cyrus

I am boreddddddddddddddddddddd. Miley and Mandy show ROCKS MY SOCKS! lol, I love how all the disny stars have youtubes.

Nick a chick a licka picka ficka sick a Jonas lover!

Yes! I know you have been awaiting to hear about the better half of Ashley and Amy. Well I love-ith pie! I am the blonde! Yes the hott blonde side of Ashley and Amy!! Yay! Woot-Woot and lalala are my catch phrases. Oh and the word Bitch. It's such a fun word. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Slut. BAM YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DIDJA!!

Also, I'm a KR-A-A-ZAY! (Ya, I spell it like that, cuz i'm HOT like that, got a problem? Tell it to Dr. Philly!) TAYLOR SWIFT FANATIC! I LOOOOOOOVE HER! She is like one of the bestestestestestestestestestestestestestestest singers in the world! WOOT! I never new I would like country so much... until TAYLOR came along! I LOVE HER!

Nick Jonas is my lover. And if you have a problem with that... go hump a llama. Ashley and Nick Jonas FOREVER!

His birthday is in 72 days. He's gonna be sixteen. Such a cutie.

Favorites

Boys... erm, men: NICK JONAS, David Beckham, Joe Jonas, Cole Sprouse, Dylan from religion (LOL AMY), Brad Pitt, (Back off Angelina, and more. Lots more. Trust nme.

Movies: Scary Movie 3 &4, Alvin and the Chipmunks, High School Musical 1 &2, Mean Girls, Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer, Cinderella, Hannah Montana 3D, Camp Rock (Nick Jonas),
Shows: Jonas Brothers: Living The Dream (It's a short but w.e.) Suite Life, Full House, TRL, The Hills, Keeping up with the Kardashians, American Idol, Wonder pets (LALALA) Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Hannah Montana
Musicals: HSM 1&2 of course. Grease (Love Frenchie). Phantom of the Opera isn't a fave but i would just LOVE to say it scares me... a lot. Wicked, newest one. Saw it on broadway (Galinda is my twin separated at birth :))) ).

Characters:

HSM: Sharpay. Love her to death! Troy. Ryan. Chaddykinsz.
Scary movie 3: Brenda, she's my bitch. Also that little boy what's his face that always gets hit by stuff. And (You just hate me cuz im black) dude. I forgot their names... except BRENDA (coughmybitchcough)
Hannah Montana: The body guard... what's her name... ROXY!! Lov ya!
Full house: Joey, Jesse, Steph, Michelle and COMET!! Also that woodchuck thingy lol!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: CARLTON!! HOTTIE (JKJK)
The Hills: Lauren and Lo. Ooh and that new guy that Lauren went on a date with? From her high school? He's cute.
Keeping up with the Kardashians: Kourtney, Khloe, Bruce, Kendall, Kylie. Kim's being such a bitch lately.
Mean Girls: Regina, Gretchen, Karen, Coach Karr, Girl who has a lot of feelings.
The Girls Next Door: LOL, Kendra! She's so funny!! And the dog's. And Mary, she's a sweetheart.

Couples:
Troypay (True Love!)
Ryella (Well, we had to pair that bitch with someone, didn't we?)
I hate TROYELLA, tresli and Traylor.
Japay (JasonxSharpay) kinda cute (If you have a Japay story, comment on one of our stories, bcuz I never read PM's.)
CHARTHA (ChadXMartha) I now OFFICIALLY love that couple now!
Aaretchen (GretchenxAaron, Mean Girls.) I LOVE THEM TOGETHER.
Aagina (AaronxRegina, Mean Girls.) Ah, okay.
Car Pak (Coach Carrx Trang Pak, Mean Girls.) Oh sorry! I HAD to throw them in.
Danice (DamienxJanice.) It's cute! C'MON! You know they are meant for each other.
Nashley (MexNickJonas) It's adorable. Meant to be and you know it.
Niley (NickJonasxMiley) After me, and Nick Jonas, Niley is definatly second best!
Nelena (Selena GomezxNick Jonas)= HATE! I hate Nelena! BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Urgh IDK what I hate more
Nelena or Troyella.
Nemi (Demi LovatoxNick Jonas)- Hate it. GR!
Jemi (DemiLovatoxJoeJonas)= Ugh. I must admit they are cute together, but I would not let poor Joe Jonas into the clutches of Demi Lovato.
Jandy (JoeJonasxMandyJiroux)- No, I'm not talking about the Mandy in their song, but Miley's biffle Mandy Jiroux. You know the one in her youtube? Ya yes yeah yay, that's her.

Clothes: Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle and Aeropostle, and Pink!

!~About our Stories~!

Pairings

On this account you can read both Troyellas and Troypays because Ashley supports Troypays and Amy supports Troyellas!

But, we ALL know Troypay will devour stupid little Troyella in a second. Die, die, die, die.

Genres

We write every type of story between Comedies, parodies, tragedies, SLASH, twincest one shots, songfics, fluffy stories etc!!

Alas, you all know it would come to this: Copy Pastey Thingys

If you support Troyella's add you're name (or pen-name) to this list and copy and paste it into you're profile; Amy,

If you support Troypay's add you're name (or pen-name) to this list and copy and paste it into you're profile; Ashley,

\/)" (\/
(-o-)
ruff!!
You will have good luck for two years if you copy and paste this in your profile.

A Salute to High School Musical:

On January 20th, 2006, a movie came out. It wasn't just any Disney movie but High School Musical. on top of having a cast of fresh, talented, (and hot) stars (like Zac Efron) , it had a decent message and songs that were contagious. The movie was in fact so big, it went world wide, topped the charts, won awards, and even had teachers singing the songs. It touched the hearts and souls of countless people around the world and racked in tons of money for Disney in the form of two DVDs, a soundtrack, posters, shirts, bags, and not to mention more pubclicity. High School Musical... some may say it's childish to like a Disney movie so much, but i think not. I'm proud to say i loved the movie, and would like to say Happy One Year Anniversary HSM. If you're a High School Musical fan and proud, copy this and paste it, or at least show some appreciation

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

I really did cry

Seriously

Alot

Im okay now thiough

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't copy this onto your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. ALL THE TIME!

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you love High School Musical as much as I do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that I'm looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a flipping psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!
this one was soo funny!!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

--BRACE--FACE-- (copy and paste this in your profile if you are a brace face and proud of it! )

NOT REALLY BUT IM GETTING BRACES IN MARCH 2008 ugh

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

Um, Hello? I didn't just KEEP my sexy, I MADE sexy! OH YEASH YOU HEARD DAT YRIT!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. (Oh, all the time!)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

ASHLEY:

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress (I am an actress but SO NOT THE POINT)
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anoxerric
I CRY so I MUST be a wimp
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I love HSM so I MUST be a stupid fan girl
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be a complete weirdo
I shop at ABERCROMBIE so I MUST be a concieted bitchy snob
I like POERTY so I MUST be a shy nerd

(bold= me)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Can't think of a particular time, but i know i have.)

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!

Miley Cyrus.

I support Miley Cyrus 100 percent and beyond. The vanity fair photos? Are you serious? What was so bad about them? It was just her back! My goodness, And the my space photos? Big deal! Every teenage girl is going to take pictures like that, Don't you think it's hard for Miley, I mean if our pictures get out we have to face Our Parents and maybe get no t.v. for a couple of months or etc. If Miley's photos come out not only does she have to deal with Her Parents, butt also the whole world critizing her and calling her names; And your thinking "Well, she knew the consequences, she just shouldnt have done it." People she is a TEENAGE GIRL! She isnt always going to be thinking correctly, she isnt always going to be making the right choices, she is going to make mistakes! Whether you like it or not; People make mistakes, they can't change what they did; Butt what they did does not define who they are and what type of life style they have; A mistake does not define you as a person; It's just some thing in your past they pressures you to make your future better.

Originally By: DADDYSGIRL4EVERAND4ALWAYS1212.

Copy and paste this in your profile; If you agree with me, And add your name on to it.

Ashley 'N' Amy luv Jobros,

The Jonas Brothers.

I definatley DON'T apprciate people tearing them down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalitys are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then your not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the freaking crap out of me. They still make great music, their still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 4 1/2 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond pissed at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people to and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your fucking mouth and talk shit about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!

ORIGIANLLY CREATED BY DADDYSGIRL4EVERAND4ALWAYS1212Flames we've gotten:

Here are some flames we've gotten for are stories. Ashley will never back down from an agrument. Ever. So watch out if you flame... watch out!

Zashleyrocks and Zanessa sucks- Both chapters were kinda stupid actually and not very funny. I mean they didn't make me laugh. I don't know about anybody else. Also in this chapter it sounded like it was written by a Chinese woman who barely knew English. (no offense it you're Chinese

Our response- Woot! I loooooove responding to flames. I except you see I've flamed one of your stories now. Two can play at that game. You seem like a very nice racist... i mean girl. MY BAD! Ok if you hadn't accutally read the author notes, you would understand that in the first chapter well, It's written by Amy and that can say enough. JK! Troy is like retarded. Second, in the second chapter Sharpay is 6. AND WHATS SO BAD ABOTU CHINESE? I'm not chinese, but if i was i would be offended. Even though uyou said no offense, what's the point if it's offenseable... it that a word? OFFENSABLE. W.e. Whatever. EWHATYEVR!! BTW, BTY THE WAYYY., did I say Ne-how, Kornichiway, or any other chinese/japanese,koriean terms? I think not. Got anything left to say now, sista? I think NOT!

Love you!
Ash

Opaque Opal-It wasn't that funny. It could've been developed a lot more. It should've had some really embrassing secrets. Like how he kisses his poster of Shaq every night so he can be a basketball star like him.

Our Response- Now I see this isn't a falame (well i hope anywyaYS_) BUT ITS CONSTRUTIVE CRITISIM. Well, It's more of making fun of Troy, and Amy wrote it. Jkjk. Love you amyster~!~!

Love you!
Ash

AdrienneMichelleHudgens-What the hel? Do you think this isfunny? I'm sorry but Damn!

Our Response- OMG! We got a flame from AdrienneMichelleHudgens!? But I thought she loved us... A single tear cascades down my left cheek. I wipe it off and coutinue writing. Well, I understand why you would flame that story. I was drunk-on-candy-sugar-high mode. So it's KIND of crazy. I'll rewrite it JUST FOR YOU! Well, you are pretty nice and never flamed our stories (actually, you left pretty nice comments, thankzies!) but, there is no special exception to flaming. Even for people who think they are related to fictional characters (Note the HUDGENS). Or married to them... I really hope your a boy if your going for that! JKJK! Gay people rock. Especially boys... they are sooo adorkable (Dork+Adorable... duh!) in the bestfriend way and make the perfect male shopping buddies! Ok back to the flaming. I note that your story "Oh My God Gabi" was stolen from another author. Tsk Tsk, even my freakishly-sugared-up-hyper story can't compare with robbery. Tsk Tsk. Well, hope we can keep you as faithful reviewer...

Well (Tear, tear) we've gotta say bye-bye now. (Sniffle.) Our profile will update soon though... we pinky double doggy promise! (Breaks out in hysterical cries!) JUST REVIEW, BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE ON THE INSIDE... REALLY!

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We know you love us,
Ashley and Amy