Hi! You're probably reading this wondering where in the world I am. I'm not Carmen San Diego, so I'll tell you:

9/19/12

Hello all! I am happy to announce that THE DROUGHT IS OVER! Prepare for updates! For real this time!

Things I want to address:

- Covers: I've been gone from ff for so long that I had no covers designed for my stories simply bc there was no need for covers. I think it's a really cool concept and I'm going to start working on some covers. (But AFTER I update since I know you'd rather read a new chapter than see a cover with no update.)

- iSee the Future description: So I finally removed that line from the description that said it was ranked by reviewers as one of the best iCarly fanfics on the site. I get so many people saying that, but I really shouldn't have put that in the description. I know my loyal fans don't care, but if you cared about that, please keep in mind I was an immature 9th grader at the time. More than one person thought my story was the best and I wanted everyone to know, haha.

- Updates: The way my schedule is right now, Wednesdays are the days for me to update. I doubt I'll be able to update every Wednesday, but just so you don't get your hopes up on other days, check out my stories then.

- iCarly itself: It's been a longggg while since I've actually watched the show. I really don't know what happened. I know the show is ending though. Most of my stories are influenced from the beginning of iCarly (Jake!). Once I have finished the stories that are currently in progress, I am unsure if I will write stories that go along with later iCarly episodes or if I'll find another category to write about. Maybe I'll disregard stuff that happens in the show later and write other stories I had planned long ago. We'll see...

- Contest: I am going to be holding a contest of sorts! I'm really excited about it! I will give the details for it on a later date, once I can trust myself to update on a semi-regular basis.

- Readers: Thank you so much! I have been away for so long and it's amazing to see that my stories are still being read. Whether you are a loyal fan who has been waiting for me to finish stories I started years ago (and I apologize for the eons of waiting!) or someone who clicked on this profile deciding to check out my stories on a whim, you deserve a hug! I really appreciate you for reading my stories! Soooo much! :D

With all my purple fuzzleness,

the-purple-fuzzle

FUZZLE!!

Read the story about purple fuzzles down at the bottom, after all of these copy/paste things. Also read my synopsis about my completed/in progress stories after the purple fuzzle story. The bolded copy paste things are my favorties and the ones in italics are the ones I made up :)

If you like fuzzles, especially purple ones, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have tried several times to insert line breaks in your stories and they show up in Microsoft Word but then disappear when they are uploaded to Fanfiction and you feel stupid because NOBODY ELSE has a problem with it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish you could give your reviewers hugs, copy and paste this in your profile.

Admitting u r weird means u r normal. Saying that u r normal is odd. If u admit that u r weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Lose one friend, lose all friends, dont't lose yourself

A good friend will pay the bail when your in jail ...an even better friend will be in jail with you saying man we screwed up

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. I have!

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, Twilight's October Sky, LittleGothGirl13. KagomeMiko92, apparox148, the-purple-fuzzle,

Copy this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination.
Also join the dark side, we have cookies!

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've realized that you can't actually copy and paste when you're editing your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that everyone is now scared of you copy and paste this into your profile. -grins- the kid who sits behind me in school now thinks I'm a freak for being obsessed with dragons.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile. -see above
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile. -today, actually.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile. me: -dances in the rain-

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when people review your story just to ask you to review theirs, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is, copy and paste this into your profile

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammer and spelling.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

BTW...

If you are wondering where I got the name the-purple-fuzzle, here's the story.

Purple Fuzzle Story!

I was at school and I was walking from my very boring History class with some of my friends. Along the History building, there were some new flowers. They were a very pretty purple and looked very fuzzy. They grew in a stalk-like form. I told my friends, "Look, purple fuzzles!" IDK where I got the name from...it just came to me!

From then on, I always made it a point to make sure the purple fuzzles were still by the History building. (The History building doesn't have a very good history :) with flowers.) One day I found a purple fuzzle on the sidewalk that wasn't smushed. I picked it up and brought it home.

I was surprised that after a couple days, the purple fuzzle wasn't wilted and was still a bright purple color. About a week later, the purple fuzzles at school were dying :( They turned brown and crispy. And after being at the school for about a month, they were removed from the side of the History building.

But the one in my room stayed bright purple...I then came up with a statement that still checks out today. (BTW, my room is bright purple with a really cool rainforest theme.) Here's my statement: "The depressing environment that the school causes led to the death of the purple fuzzles, while within the bright purpleness of my room, one purple fuzzle found the hope to live."

I really think the school killed the purple fuzzles and that my fuzzle will continue to live as long as my room is a happy (but not necessarily clean) room.

My purple fuzzle is still alive today, this minute, this second, as you read this. It is watching you. LOL!

With all my purple fuzzleness,

the-purple-fuzzle

P.S. These are some of my stories that I might work on when I finish one of the ones I'm working on. (I don't want to start too many at one time.) I want to post these just so nobody thinks of this titles/plots before I get a chance to post. I claim them!

i Think I Love You - a songfic to "I Think I Love You" by the Partridge Family. Cute Seddie oneshot.

i Spy - What do a vacation, a long car ride, a broken down car and a game of I Spy have in common? They draw two people together...but who? Seddie vs. Creddie! Who wins?

i Spy Jealousy - Sequel to i Spy. It's really good, but I can't type any more of the summary without giving away who ends up together at the end of i Spy.

Me, Myself and i - Sam has sisters? Wait, she's a triplet!! Why did she keep her sisters a secret?

i Speak American, Too! - When a cute, new foreign student comes to Ridgeview Middle School, Sam falls head over heels. When Freddie becomes jealous and starts a rivalry with the new student, Sam knows she must choose between them, if she wants to remain friends with either of them.

iJournal - Sequel to iDiary. Can't type anymore of the summary without giving away the end of iDiary.

i See the Past - Third in the TIME TRAVELING TRILOGY (TTT)! A 22-year old Freddie travels back to the past and discovers some secrets. What should he do? How will changing the past affect the future this time?

i Thought so- "I hit my head. Now I'm some freaky mind reader. Whoohoo."

These are cool story names that I came up with, but I have no story to go along with them. I claim them!

i Say Po-tay-to, You Say Po-ta-to

i Heard You Call My Name

i Heard it Through the Grapevine

P.S.S

I'm so happy!! I have OVER 13,000 hits on my first story, i See the Future! Everyone who read it gets a virtual cookie! lol!

P.S.S.S

Here's a summary of the stories I have finished or am working on...

i See the Future- (complete) this was the first story I wrote. Personally, it's tied for the best story I have so far. Freddie goes into the future by mistake. He has to change the future before it's too late. There are lots of twists, cliffhangers and suspense. Several of my reviewers say it's the best iCarly fanfiction on here. It's first in the Time-Traveling Trilogy (TTT) My rating: 10 (out of 10) Pairing: SEDDIE!!

We See the Future- (In progress) I am still writing this. This is the sequel to i See the Future. It's a "what if" story; what if Sam had accompanied Freddie into the future? It took a long time to plan it out, since there's a lot of time traveling. It's going to be very good, but they always say the sequels are never as good as the first...but I don't know; it's super suspenseful at the moment...you must read i See the Future BEFORE you read this story though, okay? My rating: 8.0 (right now) Pairing: SEDDIE!!

iDiary- (In progress) Another story I'm working on. In this story, Freddie keeps a "diary" on his laptop. He meant for no one to see it, but it will cause a lot of problems! At first, I didn't really like this story, but the reviewers really kept me motivated. I've changed the original plot quite a bit. Actually so much that the summary doesn't even fit it. This one deals a lot with relationships and mostly takes place at school. I'm liking this more and more. It's my longest story so far with 31,000 words at chapter 9. There's about 3 more chapters left. My rating: 8.5 Pairing: SEDDIE!!

i've Got Moves- (Complete) This is a story I disagree with my reviewers on. Lot of people really liked it, but I didn't so much. It was more "funny" or not as "deep" as some of my other stories...I just don't know, I didn't conncect with it. I think things are a little slow in the beginning and then a little too fast at the end. I would think it was better if it was my first story and not my second. Anyways, it's not bad; it's good, I just don't think it's "as good". Read it and see for yourself. Oh, there's also some IMing convos in there. I wrote this BEFORE I downloaded an IM service, so some terms might be off or non existant or something. It's kind of funny how people were saying how much they liked the IMing when I had no idea what to write for those parts. Freddie is trying to learn "moves" for attracting Carly by IM...so why are they attracting Sam? My rating: 6.5 Pairing: SEDDIE!!

i'm Crazy for This Girl- (Complete) This is an extremely cute story that is filled with fluff! It's kind of a timeline of various Seddie moments throughout their lives, from kindergarten to 30-ish, based on the song "Crazy for This Girl". When I wrote this, I almost cried during a couple parts. This is so sweet, but it's also funny. I made myself not change any story lines, so for example Carly and Sam met in 3rd grade. I love this story so much! The only thing I don't like about it is that it's a oneshot. That means not as many people will review. So please prove me wrong and review! It is definitely worth your time! (you'll understand why I used definitely if you read the story) This is the story that ties with i See the Future for first place. My rating: 10 Pairing: SEDDIE!!

i Love to Hate You- (In progress) This is my latest story. Everyone from iCarly is older now; Sam, Freddie and Carly are in 10th grade. Everyone thinks nothing has changed between Sam and Freddie, but they are secretly dating. This story is funny while also being very emotions-based. It's kind of different from my other stories, just in the way I'm writing it...well somehow, it just feels different...weird but a good weird. I'm almost ready to post the third chapter. The first chapter used to be just an author's note, but now it has chapter 1 content in it, so don't skip chapter 1 if all you read last time was the author's note. My rating: I'm skipping this until I post chapter 3, there's just not enough stuff to critque yet. But's it worth your time. Pairing: SEDDIE!!