Birthed in Heavens above

Incarnation of the Godhead

Destined to Avenge

Both Living and Dead

Enemy to all Evil

From the Gods, a Boon

He Will Be Our Savior

The Vampire Hunter Dragoon!

So wrote the legendary sage Lao-Tzu, on a cold winter’s night, studying the pure white snow, contemplating on how all is one and one is all. Probably. Maybe. I don’t know. Hunting the undead incessantly does something to a man’s brain, even the brain of an avatar destined to purge the world of its Satanic abominations. Well, that and Hennessey.

Of course, not everything I do involves beheading the minions of Dracula and then stuffing their mouth with cloves of garlic. In my other life as a rather ordinary demigod, I’m a recent college graduate as well as an aspiring author. I do work on original material, but fan-fiction allows me to work with characters beloved to me and to make them interact with each other in ways that will probably take me many years to “officially” do. My current project is “The Light In The Abyss”, a Batman/Death Note cross-over, and it has been kicking my ass like no other blood-sucker I’ve come across in many a century. Exterminating the spawn of Satan is no easy task, but writing a convincing enmity between Bruce Wayne and Light Yagami has proven to be an equally daunting task. Still, a fairly large number of people seem to like it. And it’s not nearly as terrible as “I Can’t Live In A World Without Light”…

Of course, an immortal messiah like myself can’t live off of drowning vampires in holy water alone: he’s got to have hobbies to keep the nightmares at bay (Oh God, another Michael Bay movie. Why do you torment us so, Cthulhu?!). Here’s then some of my favorite stuff I’ve experienced in my time as a “mortal”, more or less indicative of my writing style and tone.

FAVORITE BOOKS/STORIES: Frankenstein; American Psycho; Animal Farm; The Lord of the Rings Saga; Pet Sematary; Never Let Me Go; Tao Teh Ching; Lord of the Flies…

FAVORITE AUTHORS: Stephen King; Edgar Allen Poe; HP Lovecraft; Ray Bradbury; Richard Matheson; Philip K. Dick; Joyce Carol Oates; William Blake…

FAVORITE COMICS: Batman; Hellboy; Green Arrow; Daredevil; Marvel Zombies; The Watchmen; Swamp Thing; Animal Man…

FAVORITE MOVIES: A Night At The Opera; Duck Soup; first Star Wars Trilogy; The Evil Dead; Pulp Fiction; Fight Club; Se7en; There Will Be Blood…

FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Metallica; Anthrax; Slayer; Megadeth; Black Sabbath; Led Zeppelin; Tom Waits; Johnny Cash…

Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy the stories that follow!