Hi !

I'm a Singaporean [ It's in Asia if you didn't know

19 September 1994

I'm new here in fanfict so yeap, sorry if my stories arent very good, i will try to improve them :D

AND AMANDA LEE, IF YOU EVER MANAGE TO FIND MY ACC AGAIN, YOU'D BETTER NOT READ THE STORY,

COS IT IS BLOODY LOUSY. BY YOUR HIGH SHITASS STANDARDS

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (Twilight! hehehe)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus and/ or train, copy and paste this into your profile. (Muahahahahaha)

Sashimi is fantastic! (Change this bit yourself) People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (random! oh well!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. (-faints-)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. (I'M NOT ASHAMED! even if my friends are...)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Mabey... -shifty eyes-)

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, copy this onto your profile! (Stupid semicolon)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (My friends know who this is!)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (my friends)

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman kind...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Go twilight)

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.(-tear-)

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. (-sigh- NO ONE COULD EVER SAY THAT-)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. (Grrrrrr)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I call it my happy place or my lugar falice when my friends get tired of hearing about my happy place)

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (Ya, do that all the time!)

If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

If you at least love Jasper, Emmett, Jacob, and mabe even Carlisle, copy this into your profile.

If you love werewolves, copy this into your profile!!!!!!

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

If you think Jacob Black deserves better, copy this TWICE into your profile.(stupid Bella)

If you think Jacob Black deserves better, copy this TWICE into your profile.(stupid Bella)

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile. (I'll personally supply the pitchforks.)

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile. (lol)

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

The following song lyrics are a portion taken from "Don't Laugh At Me" by Mark Wills, a majority of the lyrics are dedicated to the horrors of school yard bullying. If you think that bullying, in all it forms, should be stopped...copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name. Eye1128, MarryMeTopaz, mandolii,

I'm a little boy with glasses/The one they call the geek/A little girl who never smiles/'Cause I've got braces on my teeth/And I know how it feels/To cry myself to sleep

I'm that kid on every playground/Who's always chosen last/A single teenage mother /Tryin' to overcome my past/You don't have to be my friend/But is it too much to ask

Don't laugh at me/Don't call me names/Don't get your pleasure from my pain/In God's eyes we're all the same/Someday we'll all have perfect wings/Don't laugh at me

I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall/I'm deaf, I'm blind, hey, aren't we all

Don't laugh at me/Don't call me names/Don't get your pleasure from my pain/In God's eyes we're all the same/Someday we'll all have perfect wings/Don't laugh at me

How true! Sighs

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I think this is really touching, and you had better pass this on, or I will really be pissed at you.