Your mom might make you cookies, but mine talks about drive bys.

Rejected Comics-Youtube-best thing EVER.

MUH SCHPOON ISH TOO BIG!

I'm not slow, You just move too fast.

Hate where you live? Try Iowa.

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If you think you're awesome, outlandish, outstanding, irrational, crazy, derisive, mentally deranged, PMSing, sucking at life, or the best thing ever then you're probably not.

You just need to sit back, watch a Youtube video about President Bush, get angry, grab an airsoft gun, and follow me and my companions to our active petition.

Most painful thing ever? Being shot in the face with an airsoft gun until passing out or dying. Trust me, it's been debated.