ALICE AND LINDSAY UNITED!

(what lindsay (all hail the almighty one!) says is in bold, and alices wise words are in italics.)

this thingamajig is all about wacky real-life events that have happend to us and our buddies. we transformed the more crazy 1s in2 storys about our fav shows.

lindsay=toph, sokka, and azula

alice=katara and ty lee

lucas=zuko

jack=aang

ok, so we write drabbles about our fondest memmories yadda yadda yadda. uh-huh. i think you get it. o, and i would also like to add that jack is gay, so on occasion aang might appear rather queer... but i hav my suspissions that aang is queer, so watevs.

about the authors: lindsay is somewhat emo. alice is a bit of a prep. there. thats all i hav 2 say. o, and us and our friends can appear slightly drugged or crazzed on occasion.

thats all 4 now folks!

no thats not all!!!! hi this is Alice. yeah, i would just like to say for the billienth time... JACK IS NOT GAY OR BI!!!!!! i went out with him so i should know! well, he sure acts like it! SHUT UP! so as you can see, we picked Lynn's characters, toph, sokka and azula, very well. she loves sarcasium-- dude, u spelled sarcasm wrong! (blonds!) again, shut up!!!, loves seeing people in pain uh, do not! perferrably me, eh, theres some truth in that. and is very blunt! hells yeah! like yesterday for example, she made me smell what happenned to be a smelling salt and i nearly passed out and then i fell and landed on my shoulder! A LOT OF PAIN!!!! then she went searching for interesting websites. she wants to make one called . shes crazy but she's a good friend when you need some one to be honest...at least most of the time. hey! i'm more of the soft hearted person. yeah, a soft heart and an even softer brain! sadly it is true. i will admitt that...(mumbles) i'm blond to the core. in other words, shes an idiot. thank you! now back to me-- someone's self centered! ahem, i spent a whole paragraph taliking about you now it's my turn. i could have written about my self, it would hav been a whole lot simpler. well why didn't you!!! u already wrote it and wouldnt let me read it! i had 2 edit it like mad! oh, that is an excellent point. well, iv got nothing more to say. anything you'd like to add? ummm... oh yeah! jack is ga-- HE'S NOT GAY!!!!!!!!

ok, since you wrote about me, i get to write about you. fair enough. shut up. im talking. alice... how do u describe alice? ok, i got it. big heart, aww, small brain, HEY! 2 nice and innocent for her own good. sadly true. dont inturupt me again if you like having your head attached to your shoulders. gulp. where was i? oh yesss... shes an annoying little freak that bugs the hell out of me on a regular basis. but shes also my best friend. o how touching. there. im done. AWWW!! in a really unusual and weird way, that was a really rare and sweet moment. say that again and ill delete it! and that's why it's rare. anywho, in the stories, which we will eventually write, the people are... how do you say it? idk, Lynn how would you describe them? u mean our friends? o joy this is gunna b interesting... messed up, crazy, wacky, gay (on jacks part), sarcastic, hypper, dramatic, annoying, maddeningly stupid, and lastly, RANDOM!!! oh, the beauty of randomness. uh huh. i want an anklet. and thank you example number one! no, seriously, i really want an anklet! they r sooooo wicked! ok, anyways the one thing we have in common is that we both live for laughter. yes, laughter is the basis of all friendships. the world would perrish with out it. amen to that. trust me, we can laugh about almost anything. from a pregnat goldfish is called a twit, to the sound of our own laughter-- to jacks gayness. sigh yes, laughter is our god, and we hope you get some precious laughs out of our stories. if you don't... there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you.

fin!