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Joined 11-06-07, id: 1415162, Profile Updated: 10-26-13
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Name: Wouldn't you be interested...Let's leave it at Selzilla.
Age: According to , I have to be over 13 so I'm definitely not 10.
Address: I exist and reside in my humble abode somewhere in, pull out those stalker journal peeps, this world. Though, not always.
Sex: Female

Enough creepy stalker info? May I move onto my randomnessness?

Okay, from hereforth commences the form of my entertainment: complete randomnessnessness..I should probably stop with the nessnessness...that.

Bow down to my weirdness.

MUSIC & Me: Drumming is a passion of mine sinceth I hath been young. Not that I aren't young still. Younger I meant. In addition I am a Metalhead. My luffers for thee who appreciateseth metal is immense. In addition I'm a huge faneth of the stuff like Panic! At the Disco for their uber awesomenessnessnessness Gah, must stop nessnessnessnessnesssss..that. Also I enjoy soft cute songs. -siggghs- So yes, hard to place. Did I mention hiphop and Bowlingforsoup-genred songs appeal to me also? Have fun figuring /that/ out. ;)

BOOKS & Me: Books be pure love. I am a sucker for sappy romances where they live happily ever after. However, that does not mean you'll feed me some cliche'd cr()p and I will gladly eat it up thinking it is awesome. My standards are /high/. Meet those expectations and you can be fully assured they are ready to publish their writing. Wow, vain much? Anywhoo, I like a thriller romance or a sci-fi romance just as well. But yes, romance is required. Even if its a stupid side plot, like an off-plot shag that leads to so much more. Whatever...

PEOPLE & Me: We are not friends. And I don't make friends easily, so pooh. I like people lots though, so I shall prolly talk to you loads. I tend to call my friends lovies, luffs, luffies, etc. Unless you are named as such, we're not friends but I like you. If you fall into neither categories, I'll stop talking to you. Gah, don't be a-hating. I be nice person. xD

You go from luff, to luffie, to love to topmost: Friend. You do this by earning Friend Points.
0020 Points: Luff
0050 Points: Luffie
0070 Points: Love
100 Points: Friend.

That be-eth enough for now, thank you for reading my BS, luff. You earn 20 Points for lasting through my cr()p. xD

Yes. I'm a freak. Don't judge yet, just feel really bad for my real-life friends. Imagine, just imagine, what they go through. Yes, yes. Shake your head and feel bad.

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Liebelixir: Amorentia Night reviews
After almost an hour of bickering and hexing, Malfoy and Granger finally go out to patrol the grounds once before closing up. What they don't count on is a magical phenomenon that occurs once every 21 years to change their attitude towards each other forever. ((One Shot))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Half of My Heart reviews
In their Third year, Granger had the gall to smack Malfoy across the face. Since then, he found it very hard to get that memory out of his head. His plan for revenge goes wrong when he finds himself falling for her instead. As IC as possible!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The WeddingPlanner reviews
A small insight of what Alice was thinking when she witnessed the proposal and offered to plan the wedding. : Team Alice, FTW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete