Warning:Reading this bio may make your brain spontaneously melt.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Name:Erik Samuel Warberg

Age:18

Height:5'11"

Likes:Anime,Fly fishing,drawing,painting,rock,fan fiction,bed(my bed is nice and warm),science,dictatorship(if it's me-otherwise it sucks),foreign language, robotics,

Dislikes:school,math,english,early mornings,crappy fanfiction,Al Gore,Bill Gates,rap,time(it passes too fast),hand cramps from writing too much fan fiction,the fact that Pokemon Black and White haven't come out yet!

Favorite movie:Forrest Gump...Run, Forrest,run!

Favorite food:Cajun Turkey

Favorite programs:...Erm...Mythbusters, Time Warp, Doctor Who, Wreckreation Nation,The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya .

I am planning to become a dictator and take over the world with an army of kickass androids.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, or vise versa, then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have a mad laughing fit for no reason, then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

More Info on Me

Blood type:AB.Negative.

Favorite Anime:Naruto,Fullmetal Alchemist, Azumanga Daioh,Fruits Basket(so sue me),Trinity Blood, Rurouni Kenshin

Favorite Manga: Yotsuba, Buso Renkin, Dragon Drive, Dragonball Z, Pokemon Special

Liked sites: Fanfiction.net; Bulbapedia; (check it out, seriously.);(check this out too. they have a rockin' podcast and their site is cool.);youtube;, /pirn

Current game being played: Pokemon Heartgold/Soulsilver, Bleach:Dark Souls, Runescape( I admit it!), Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, Favorite Pokemon:Heracross

I love the forums here at FF.n, in particular a forum called A Load of Pokeballs. Heres the link.

http://www.fanfiction.ws/forum/A_Load_Of_Pokeballs/20193

If you have ever forgotten or questioned what was your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular: If you're part of the five percent who's not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow 929, Crazy Billy Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactivity Bored, Spymaster E., Shanny-Boo, Gem W., Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratess writer/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Anime Angel Alchemist, Tsukikari Kitsune, Revan the Bold

If you don't watch Jersey Shore religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD put this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

From the aforementioned Pokemon forum, her's the list of characters I have claimed for myself:

Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho

Aerith Gainsborough from Final Fantasy

I have recently graduated from high school and am currently planning on going to the University of Memphis, since I got a full ride there. One thing I love is to see is a writer who genuinely knows their character- if you're writing a Naruto fanfiction, Naruto isn't necessarily going to be introspective and moody. If he is, I expect a genuinely viable reason for it. I try to hold myself to that standard in my own writing, and anyone who sees that I'm not should tell me so. I would love to improve, honestly.

Anything else I forgot? No? Oh, wait! I forgot to mention that I do like a lemon every now and then.

I guess that's it. Bye then!