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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto. HI PEOPLES! Welcome to me! Well I guess it's only my profile but who cares! Not me. Hey guys guess what? IT'S SUMMER!! which means NO MORE SCHOOL!! and that means more updates!! Starting next week I will try to have a least one chapter up each week (except for when I go on vacation). Also I would like to thank all the people who have read and/or reviewed either of my oneshots, it makes me beyond happy that you guys like them so much I didn't really expect them (or my other stories) to be liked so much! SO I'm thinking of putting up the story Life with Akatsuki, what do you guys think? Okay I think I've made an important decision, this is my main account but I think I will only post anime stories here although I do write stories for other categories I've somewhat defined this account as being into anime (which I am). I will continue reviewing other non-anime stories witth this account but I don't think I'm going to post them here I'd just get too confused. As such I do have another account which I often refer to as my secret other account, although it's not really that secret. Also I am almost done with the next chapter of Anime high and I am hoping to finish and post it today or tomorrow so if you like that story be sure to look for it. I am now going to post a Total Drama Island story on my secret other account, I think I'm calling it "After the Island" if you read that story you'll be able to tell about my secret other account, well I'm gunna go work on stories be sure to check them out once I post them! Name: sorry people but I don't really feel comfortable putting my name here Nick-Names:Didi or Neji, my friends who have been on the receiving end of my "rabies treatment" can tell you why they call me Neji Age: I'm old enough to know about stuff (like where babies come from) Gender: I'm a girl no duh My Favorite Animes include:Naruto (you gotta love the orange jumpsuit), Inuyasha (me likes Miroku), Fruits Basket (I'm a Hatsuharu fangirl through and through), Kodocha (Sana and Akito forever!), Bobobo-bo-bobo (the single most random thing shown on TV), Avatar the last airbender (Zuko is the reigning prince of hotness!), Zatch Bell (it makes me happy!), and One Piece (I LOVE ZOLO!) Ok as you can probably tell I am boy crazy but can you blame me? Anime guys are hott! I am so guy crazy in almost all of the animes I listed I have made up my own character to end up with guy of my choice. Of course I made up background stories for each of them (some more than others), and I would never rip apart an already strongly established relationship with two actual characters (except in Fruits Basket I made up my character before I knew about Rin so that doesn't count). But if there are just hints at a possible relationship I have no problem with completely ignoring it and using my own character to be with my favorite guy (this is the case for One Pice and Naruto). More about me: Eye color: Grayish blue, I also have glasses. Hair: it's a bit below my shoulders in lenght and I have naturally light brown hair and I've been getting blond highlights for a while now so it's golden blond! (but not cheerleder platnum blond more like awsome movie star blond!) Height: I'm shortish, like less than 5 foot, but not by much! Anyone who calls me short shall receive the rabies treatment!! Weight: None of your effing beeswax! Dream Job: Manga Writer, or a regular writer, or Voice actor for a cartoon show, or an Actress! Other: I have OCD a little bit just to the point where I make my markers and colored pencils form a rainbow, I also have ADD a little bit let's just say I have issues. I'm not really a girly-girl but I do enjoy shopping, but I tend to spend more time on video games and such. I am a total drama queen and proud of it! Also I am a very strong feminest, this does not mean that I am gay (although I do support those who are) it means I have the idea that men are stronger than women becasue news flash we can do anything men can do and we can do it backwards in heels! I am very strongly opinionated about this to the point when once when I gave a speech about womens rights my friends though I was possessed or something. Likes: PIE!! Chocolate (who doesn't?) Yaoi (my sister says "you don't want to turn into one of those crazy yaoi fangirls do you?" and my response is "too late!!") all the Animes I already listed CANDY! Spongebob Squarepants (you are never too old to love a sponge) Star Trek (yes I am a treky but who cares the show is so happy with all it's cheesy goodness!!) random cartoons (such as Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and Class of 3000 and Chowder and Total Drama Island (It made me love Thursdays again!)) non-matiching socks! (I don't do matching socks) Inside jokes yogurt (this one is an inside joke) (it's a happy website) Harry Potter Potter Puppet Pals Naruto Abridged (the most funny videos on youtube) Chad Vader (a close second to Naruto Abridged) Bands I like: They Might Be Giants (they are the best band that no one has ever heard of) Hannah Montana (technically not a band but her music is cool) Fall Out Boy (no this doesn't mean I'm emo, I'm kind of like the farthest thing you can get from emo with out being a barbie doll, I don't have a problem with emo people I'm just not one) Green Day Good Charlotte (my friend got me into the last 3 bands they rock!) The Beatles The Naked Brothers Band (not actually naked) Avril Lavigne (I don't know how to spell her last name) Casada (not sure if that's spelled right either) Panic! at the Disco Dislikes:KIKYO, she should just DIE already and for real this time and if the animator can't do it I'd be happy to help -revs chainsaw- Orochimaru, he just makes my skin crawl, AND he is the Naruto version of Micheal Jackson! Am I the only person who realizes this!? girls who think they are better than everyone else, 'cause news flash you're not!! Naraku, he's evil and not in a good way Flamers (and yes i know the difference between flames and constructive critisisms) (if that's how you spell crititsims) Naruto Parings I like: Shikamaru and my OC (oh yeah!) ShikaIno (ok I know this would skrew up the whole InoShikaCho thing but part of me doesn't care!) NaruHina NejiTen KankTen GaaSaku LeeSaku (I like this one much better than SasuSaku because Lee is awesome and actually cares about Sakura) LeeTen ShikaTema (I don't like this one as much as ShikaIno) KibaHina (only if Naruto ends up with his beloved Sasuke) GaaHina (they are oddly cute together) ShinoHina (have you ever noticed that Hinata always gets paired with the wierdest guys?) AsumKure KakaAnko JiraTsun IrukaShizu ZabuHaku (if only they weren't dead, note to people in most of my fics involving these two I'm going to make Haku a girl, it just works better) DeiTobi DeiIta (only if Deidara is a girl which sheis in some of my fics that I have yet to post) PeinKona (it could work),ShikaHina (I've seen this one a couple times and it's kinda cute) SasuNaru Forever! (this is my fave YAOI pair of all time) ShikaNaru (my second fave yaoi pair, I know I know my mind is strange but I found some good stories about it and I was hooked) SasuSaku (I couldn't quite bring myself to put this on my other list, Sasuke is such a jerk I only like him if he is way OOC, I seriously don't know what fangirls see in him) Naruto Pairings I hate: NaruSaku (I'm sorry but they both have other people to be with and Sakura is always so mean to him so I just don't think it would work, and I hate this pairing with a pasion so if it is ever in one of my fics it is either a mistake or i'm just using it to skrew with the other relationships) NejiHina (this just makes me sick it's incest and wrong!) ItaSasu (creepycreepycreepycreepycreepycreeepycreepycreepycreepycreepycreepycreepy!) KakaIruka (disturbing and wrong) KisaIta (wrong in soooo many ways) ShikaCho (I'm sorry but this just isn't right they are FRIENDS!! and nothing else) pairings where Deidara's a guy (it's just kinda awkward) One Piece pairings I like: ZoloNami (it could work) ZoloRobin My OC and Zolo LufiNami SangiNami (of course) UssopNami (don't ask) Inuyasha pairings I like: InuyashaKagome MirokuSango (they are so cute but I really wish Sango wouldn't slap him everytime he tried to kiss her I mean I understand slapping him for "feeling" her but can't she just give the guy a break) KogaKagome (sometimes I just get so tired of Inuyasha's imatureness so if Kagome wanted to make a certain dogboy jealous...) NarakuKikyo (they deserve each other) These two pairings I know are never going to happen but they're cute anyway! MirokuKagome and InuyashaSango Inuyasha pairings I hate: InuyashaKikyo (as I have said before Kikyo should die speaking of which there is an excellent story I read called Kikyo Dies you should really check it out) that's it Avatar pairings I like: I'm very openminded with this one I like most pairs on the show Kataang Taang Tokka Sukka Yuekka (Yue and Sokka ) Zutara Maiko Ty Lokka Harutara Jettara Jetzula (I know this one won't happen but it's kinda cool anyway) Fruit Basket pairings I like: MomijiTohru KyoTohru YukiTohru KyoKagura Hatsuharu and my OC HiroKisa Anime Guys I'm in Love with: Shikamaru Nara (fangirls get lost Shika-kun is mine!)(seriously I even made up an OC just to end up with him) Zolo (see Shikamaru) Hatsuharu (I made up an OC for him too before I found out about Rin but I've decided to replace Rin with my OC) Miroku (I did not make an OC for him (though I did make one for Inuyasha in general) as I believe belongs with Sango) Seshomaru (I love him he is so hott!) Neji Hyuuga (Have you seen him with his hair down?That boy is fine) Momiji (this boy is so cute and in no way looks like a girl)(he is my fluffy bunny) Zuko (sooooooooo Cute and the scar just ups his bad boy apeal I give him a 13 out of 10) Okay people may not know this about me but I am a huge fan of Harry Potter, I've read all the books multiple times and can do an awesome Luna Lovegood impression (although sometimes I get stuck and can't stop (usually if I had coffee right before) and it kinda scares people). Here are the HP Pairings I like: HarryGinny (It's kind of a duh) Ron and Hermione (they are too perfect for each other) Neville and Luna (I was so mad at JKR when she said that they didn't end up together so in my Harry Potter stories that I'm working on those two will end up together, but I will probably post those stories on my secret other acount, if I ever get around to writing them that is) Harry and Hermione (I don't like this as much as Ron and Hermione, I kinda think they'd be better friends but as a pairing it's pretty cute!) Harry and Luna (Almost as cute as her and Neville but not quite but I like this one as more of a friend pairing) Draco and Harry (I only like this when it's a humor and isn't above a T rating) George and Angelina Mrs. Norris and Crookshanks (I think this one could be really cute but there'll be some weirdo out there would would make a rated M story about friggen cats!!) Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix Lastrange (Okay I only like this one if it's completely one sided and Bellatrix is like obsessive complusively in love with Voldy, but other than that it's creepy 'cause isn't she married?!) HP PAirings I find creepy and hate: Fred and George (okay they are TWINS which means not just incest but just freakishly creepy!!) Ginny and any other Weasly (EW!!) Any teacher and Hermione (she's good at school that doesn't mean she's in love with her teachers!! Especially Snape, may I just say EW!!) Luna and Rolf Scamander (NOBODY SHALL TAKE LUNA FROM NEVILLE!! Other than that I have nothing against Rolf same goes for Hannah Abot, nothing against her personally but Neville and Luna are meant to be no matter what the actual author says (yes I know how ridiculous that sounds but I don't care!!)) Songs that fit Naruto characters: Naruto: I Can Go the Distance Hinata: Reflection, "I'm not that Girl" from Wicked Sakura: Bimbo Girl , Behind my hazel eyes Ino: Barbie Girl (I'm sorry, but I had to), "Popular" from Wicked Sasuke: Velcro Kimimaru: I'm super Shikamaru:Three is Enough, Just The Girl Kidomaru: Spiderman theme song Temari: Colors of the wind Tenten: Lesson Number 1, GNO Tobi: The Numa Numa song (really called something else but I don't care) Deidara: Runaway (shut up) Pairing Songs: NaruHina:See You Again (seriously when I first heard this song the first thing that popped into my head was NaruHina, well actually the first thing I thought was SasuNaru FOREVER!! but then I came off my sugar high and listened to the song) NejiTen:A Little less 16 candles a little more Touch Me (title has nothing to do with the song) SasuSaku: Girlfriend (hehehe) SasuIno: NorthEastUmberlandHigh (this is kind of an anti pairing song) ShikaIno:Our Song Stories I will post in the future: Never been kissed:Shizune is almost thirty years old, she works for the most powerful woman in Konaha, and she has never been kissed.SasuSakuLee, ShizuIru, KakaAnko, TemaShikaInoKiba, NaruHina, and NejiTen. A/N: Basically Sakura, Ino and the other girls try to help her find the right guy and reminise about their first kisses, lots of flashbacks and possible song chapters.Not really at all similar to the movie. Living with Akatsuki: Sasuke and Itachi are down on their luck and being kicked out of their apartment, maybe they should have payed the rent ocasionally. Itachi finds a place to stay with his crazy friends the Akatsuki. Rated T for Hidan and Q for randomness! A/N: This is going to be a ton of oneshots with an ocasional arc or two, almost all of the stuff in this story is my sister's idea but she is to lazy to get her own acount so she'll post her stories through mine. I'm going to make Deidara a girl so get over it. Title may change. A maid in knights armor:Set in midevil times Ino is a girl in a small village training to be a magi-knight under the legandary magi-knight Tsunade. Ino is determined to help those in need but the times are changing and the country has a king to lazy to care for his people and thus Ino hates and despises the crown. Little does she know that a young magi-knight with skills that exceed her own is about to change her whole perspective on the world. ShikaIno SasuSakuLee NaruHina NejiTen. A/N: No Shikamaru is not the lazy king...or is he? Magi-knights are people who fight with swords and runes. Runes are a kind of magic which allow people to attack with the power of the elements, but some people have specialized runes that are different for example there are dark runes and sand runes along with a few others. I'm a what!?: Naruto is somehow turned into a pokemon called a Vulpix and forced to go to the pokemon academy. He meets friends, rivals and the girl of his dreams if only he could find a way to be human again but does he still want to? A/N: This is much more of a humor than it sounds there's funny stuff planned for this one. Naruto's Pokemon Journey:Naruto Uzumaki is 12 years old, the age trainers are when they begin their pokemon journey. He gets off to a late start and is stuck with a tempramental Pikachu as his first pokemon but that won't get him down with his long time friend and rival Sasuke Uchiha traveling by his side nothing can go wrong right? Planning to challenge the pokemon leauge is only the first step in his epic journey. He'll face Gym Leaders, Team Sound agents led by the mysterious Orochimaru, and Sasuke's crazy fangirls to acomplish his goal of becoming a pokemon master Believe It! A/N: Rated T for Volorb explosions. It's happy! Ranger Days:You've seen Naruto as a pokemon and as a pokemon trainer but I'll bet my boots you've never seen him like this, as a Pokemon Ranger! Naruto is a brand new ranger just out of the academy whith his partner Pikachu who's assigned to be on a team with Sasuke Uchiha and his Houndour, Sakura Haruno and her Skitty, and with Kakashi and his Luxray as their mentors Naruto can't possibly fail, but in a world where Pokemon exsist the impossble happens everyday.A/N: All the rookie nine and Gai's team are in this one too with their own partner pokemon who I think represents their personality best. The Office:15 year old Naruto Uzumaki is looking for a new job as his last job at Ichiraiku's Ramen Shop didn't turn out exactly how he'd planned. He's finally secured an interview with the head of a sucsessful business which currently has an opening, but working at this new place is anything from boring with crazy elevators pranks and less than normal co-workers, let's just say it isn't likely Naruto's going to get cubicle fever anytime soon. A/N: Yet another randomtastic story my sister and I came up with. It actually originated from something much simpler, just a list of funny things to do in an elevator and it eventually became this story. The Game: Ok the Naruto group go to a normal high school and have no actual ninja skills but after the final bell rings the students head to a computer and enter the world of the game. But in this world not everyone plays by the rules. A/N: It's basicaly a world of warcraft type game but you only have one character, you make it resemble you, give it a race a class and spells and weapons and all that stuff. Most of the battles fought in the Naruto series will take place but not all of the major ones will ex. Neji will not fight Naruto. The coolest part of the game is actually the cheat codes but some cheats come at a hefty price. Anime High: Posted! These next to stories my sister and I came up with have completely random crack pairings that I know won't happen but they're sure fun to write!! Stereotypical Story: There are many different people and many different stereotypes. Certain people are perfect examples of their stereotypes and others well...Join the Naruto gang as they experience the different stereotypes and still try to be their own person.Pairings,ShikaSaku,GaaHina,ShinoIno,KankTen,ZakuKin, slight NejiTen. A/N:Yes I know that these are completely crack pairings, that is the point. Also the stereotypes were randomly picked by me and my sister and are as follows, Sakura is the drama girl, Ino is emo, Shino is goth, Shikamaru is the artistic writer, Sasuke is a popular preppy type, Naruto is the bratty spoiled kid, Gaara is a band geek, Hinata is a regular geek and straight A student, Temari is a cheerleader, Kiba is a weird kid who brings pets to school, Kankuro is gay, Lee is the fashion guru, Neji is a bad boy, Tenten is the girl who likes all the boys, Kin is the gossip, Dosu is the weird guy who rips people off and Zaku is a new kid who is normal I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERYBOY!!: Tenten and Sakura are your average popular high school girls. They are popular, rich, and beautiful the only thing they're missing is boyfriends. All the boys are too busy flocking around the queen of the drama club to notice, yes the fabulous Hinata Hyuga has all the guys following her and her geeky partner in crime Ino like little lost puppies, but neither of them truly has the guy they want either. All that changes on one night when Shakespeare's Midsummernights Dream takes a turn for the weird. Pairings ShikaHina,ShinoIno,KibaSaku,SasuTen,NejiTema, and slight GaaNaru (don't ask)A/N: I was really bored and this story popped into my head and my sister's (she'll kill me if I don't give her some credit) and it became this! Yes the pairings are utter crack we pretty much drew names out of a hat to see who would be with who. Boar Blemishes: In an altenate universe Harry Potter is very very different. On the night Voldemort came to his house his parents were out at a night club getting drunk with their friends. As Voldemort aproached Harry's crib Harry's cat Mr.Tiddelywinkums jumped on voldemort and bit his wand in half causing Voldemort to turn into a harmless evil mailman and altering Harry's future forever (and somehow the name of the school).Pairings HPHG (there are obvious reasons she can't be with Ron in this story) NLGW, DMLL, CDCC A/N: Okay this story is complete crack and my sister and I were high off sugar when we came up with it. All the main characters are still there they're just different and the plot lines from the books are sort of there and everything is randomtastic! This isn't my only crack version of a somewhat serious movie/book my sister and I have also made crack versions of Lord of the rings which we call Friends of the shiny thing, and Star Wars which we call Planet Battles both are crazy and random. These next stories have yet to be titled so I'm open to suggestions. Untitled 1:The world is being taken over by an evil emo dictator by the name of Sasuke Uchiha. He has betrayed and attempted to kill his own friends and family and now controls half of the world now the only truly safe place is on his side. Yet there is a small ounce of hope a rebellion has started and leading it are the few people who Sasuke once held most dear. NaruHina SasuSaku and a bit of very twisted SasuNaru and a tiny tiny bit of ShikaNaru. A/N: The last pairing is mostly a friendship thing but some might say it's more than just friends this one is one of the few I'm going to write that is not a humor, it's going to be very angsty, slightly violent, and Sasuke will be super evil and twisted. Untitled 2:In a world where everyone can bend at least one element a real avatar is hard to come by. Naruto Uzumaki is that avatar but he's going to need a lot of help from Master Jiraiya, the loveable old perv, Sakura, Trained in healing water and air bending, Sasuke, a powerful fire bender, Shikamaru, a lazy bender of water, wind and the secret art of shadow bending, Gaara, a powerful merciless sand bender, and of course Kakashi, the once proud fire and lightning bending master. Along with these and other colorful characters Naruto will realize what it truly means to be an avatar. NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaIno. A/N: Yes I made up a special kind of bending for Shikamaru but other characters in his clan can do it too. The other members of the rookie nine and Gai's team are in it too but it would take too long to list them all now. Untitled 3:Aang, an avatar in training who out of all the girls who are dying to go out with him choses the one girl who barely knows he exsists. Katara, a powerful water bender after a fire bending hottie who'll never understand her and she's too blind to see what she has right in front of her. Sokka a popular guy with no particular bending abilities at all yet he some how has three beautiful girls after him. All this was set in stone until a new outgoing blind earthbender came to school and captured Sokka's heart. A/N: My first non Naruto story! I've wanted to post it for a while now but I still need a title. Untitled 4:12 years after the time skip all the Akatsuki members are gone Orochimaru and his followers have long since dispersed and Sasuke has long since returned to Konaha which has been at peace for years. Shikamaru has been raising Asuma's child (kurenai died giving birth) as a father figure and instructor at the ninja academy and he's noticing that this years rookies bare a shocking resemblance to the original Konaha 12 and with his and a certain blond nucklehead's help this group will go above and the call of duty. A/N: This story is going to have a ton of OCs so if you don't like that sort of thing I'm sorry, but most of them will resemble the original Konaha 12 but some will be the opposite gender or they could be sons or saugters of the original 12. I'm still trying to think of a good enemy for them to fight so this one may take a while to get going and I'm still trying to come up with good name for some of the kids but I will search for some online! Thanks to MaiomilovesShikamaru this story is now called: A New Nature:Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten are going to a new boarding school for high school where no one except Hinata's cousin Neji knows them so they've decided to become their opposites. Sweet shy Hinata is going to be an outgoing cheerleader. Kind down to earth Sakura is going emo. Girly popular Ino is putting away the skirts and getting in touch with her tomboy side. Tenten is doing the opposite of Ino by ditching the tenis shoes and grabbing the heals. Will they be able to keep their personas and their friendship intact? Or will their new natures overcome them. NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaIno, KankTenNeji. A/N: This ones going to have a couple song chapters and constantly changing POVS. Quotes, Sayings, and other Random Words of Wisdom: Me "The course of true love never did run smooth" my friend "What does that mean?" me "Love stinks" "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory" "Always go to other peoples funerals or else they won't go to yours" "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot" "Few women admit their age.Fewer men act it" "If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried" "I love you like a brother or a pet fish, I would cry if I had to flush you down the toilet but I don't want to kiss you!" "On the other hand, you have different fingers" "Don't steal, the government hates competition" "The guinea pigs outnumber us all" "Be nice to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home" "If every thing is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane" "If barbie is so popular then why do we have to buy her friends?" "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it" "Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed" "wow this is like the never ending soda." "i like pie." "wow the cheat that computer must have something against you, "you're like, the cheating on me" "I make your head a splod " "look around i think you'll find that these buttons are the scrolling kind "I Love you too brett" "my lungs are filling up with sand... and ciggeret butts" "I have a crush on every boy" "garbage disposle what a way to go, garbage disposle meet so and so.' "sailing mishap" "Shoplifting??" "Ahh the po po i can't do another nickle." "corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior." "Ahh my most of me." "I hope the have those corn chips in heavan " "my blood hurts" "ow my stomache lining" "hey quarterman hows bout you and me" "how bout you get some braines" "it's lunch time everybody lets get ready to eat NO FOOD" "Let's go get yogurt." "i got you this half digested gazell carcass" "I like bands... and um...cloth" "ya'll are wack." "wiggigdy wack?" "no just regular type." "that's grosser than gross "I met a possum" "Sloshy!!" "I" hate "quotations." "If i called the wrong number why did you answer the phone." "people like my advice so much they frame it and put it on a wall instead of use it." some day i will frame this quote and hang it on my wall "ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the reast a bad name" "lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math" "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian" "Never answer an anonymous letter" "he who laughs last thinks slowest." "always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else." "there are three kinds of people: those who can count and thoes who can't" "as long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools" "laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." "ok who stopped the payment on my reality check" "if at first you don't succeed, distroy all evidence that you tried." "eat right stay fit die anyway" "You don't have to do anything in life except sleep and pay taxes" "nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. "i just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back" "humpty dumpty was pushed" "the more people i meet, the more i like my dog." "Work ies for people whso doan't kncow haow to fish or sppel." "if you don't like the news, go out and make some." "i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure." "i can handle pain until it hurts" "if everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane." "I'm i driving in the right lane?" "No you're driving the left." smack "they told me i was gullible...and i believed them." "it's bad luck to be superstitious." "honk if you like peace and quiet" "a day without sunshine is like night" "gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the LAW" "we are all part of the ultimate statistic... ten out of ten die" "if ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria" "if at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving" "if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" "i intend to live forever, so far so good" "i didn't use to finish sentences, but now i" "i've had amnesia as long as i can remember" "what's another word for thesarurus?" "a flahslight is a case for holding dead batteries." "Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby." "If you are allergic to a thing it is best not to put that thing in your mouth particularly if the thing is cats" Lemony Snicket "Meeting someone who has an aura of menace is like meeting someone with a pet weasel both are unusual and make you want to hide under the coffee table" Lemony Snicket (hey now that I think about it doesn't Temari have a pet weasel?) "It takes 17 muscles to smile. 45 to frown, but only 4 to flip 'em the bird" "If a man speaks in the wilderness, where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?of corse, just because he dosn't know he's wrong doesn't make him right." "Well I do see a jogger that really needs a bra...poor guy, great now he's doing jumping-jacks" "I want no part in this I'm just going to watch the bouncy jogger man" Things to do in an elevator (this is where the idea for my Naruto office story) When there is a small group of people but everyone is silent bang your head a few times while saying "shut up all of you just shut up" move your desk into the elevator and when people come in ask if they have an apointment Draw a box on the floor and anounce in a large voice "this is my personal space" Hold the door open for people and tell them your waiting for a friend, wait a few seconds then close the door and ask the air "so there you are Joe what took so long?" When the doors close say in a voice of forced calm "Don't worry they open again" When there's only one other person in the elevator repeatedly tap their sholder and pretend it's not you. When the elevator is really crowded drop to the floor asking loudly "Has anyone seen my tarantula?" then watch as they run for the door Start singing a random Christmas carrol and see how many people you can get to join in Quotes from Potter puppet pals: Harry:"I love Hogwarts" Hermione:"I love learning" Ron: "I love you Harry" Harry: "uh" Ron: "I found the source of the ticking. It's a pipe bomb" Harry and Hermione: "yay" Quotes from Naruto Abridged: "LOGGED" Zabuzza: "Water dragon no jutsu!" Kakashi: "Water dragon no jutsu!" Zabuzza: "I summon thee" Kakashi: "I summon thee" Zabuzza: "Ok stop it" Kakashi: "Ok stop it" Zabuzza: "STOP IT!" Kakashi: "STOP IT!" Zabuzza: "I'm gay" Kakashi: "Good for you" Konahamaru: "Why are you doing this?" Kankuro: "I don't like people with capes" Sakura: "Why?" Kankuro: "My uncle was killed in a freak cape accident" Temari: "Don't talk about Uncle Jimmy like that" Ibiki: "Tests are a serious thing. There was this time when my friend and I were out searching for information and we got caputured, and they made me find the circumfence of his cape in my head and I couldn't do it, so they killed him!" Kankuro: "Uncle Jimmy!" Ibiki: "Shut up Kankuro!" Gaara: "Let's go these guys are morons" Sakura: "Hey wait are you from the village of the sand gourd?" Gaara: "See. Was it the sand gourd on my back that gave it away?!" Sakura: "Hey I'm talking to you!" Temari: "Oh you did not just call us out! Hey guys Sakura's gunna call us out! What are you gunna do faint on us?" Gaara: "Come on guys I think I'm catching stupid" Sasuke: "Hey wait what are your names?" Temari: "I'm Temari and I'm dating Vegeta 3689.." Masakox: "Vegeta What the heck are you doing?" Vegeta:"Just play along" Masakox: "No you can't do that!" scuffle scuffle MasakoX: "God you're acting like a kid" Hinata:"Sorry Naruto but I'm going out with MasakoX" Vegeta: "WTF! You god damn hypocrite, gimmie that mike back!" scuffle scuffle Vegeta: "Now where was I?" Temari: "I'm Temari and I'm Vegeta's girlfriend he's awsome" Sasuke: "What about you with the mummie on your back?" muffled"help me!" Kankuro: "Quiet you! I'm Kankuro the Puppet Master" guitar solo! Sasuke: "And You?" Gaara: "I'm Gaara, Of the Funk!" strange voice and flashing lights:"Oocha oocha oocha oocha Gaara of the Funk!" Naruto: "Does that happen every time his name is said?" Kankuro: "Sadly yes" Naruto: "Really? Gaara of the Funk!" strange voice and flashing lights:"Oocha oocha oocha oocha Gaara of the Funk!" Kankuro: "Please don't do that" Inside Jokes: Now is yogurt time! (The story this is from is Living with Akatsuki) I'll hunt you down and put a rat in your casserole! 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If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. 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If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you think flamers should get a life, copy this into your profile. How you know you are in the 21 century 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. ~Survey~ Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Where are you? sitting Look up, now look back. What did you see? What's the last thing you ate? sushi What's your personality like? Who do you have a crush on? can't say cuz my boyfriend might read this What was the last thing you thought? nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh BREAD MAN You have a million dollars. What do you do? What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? water, air, or your mom What are you thinking RIGHT NOW? about how technology is just trying to be obnoxious 1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? somewhere in Algeria 2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? confusion, book The Phantom Tollbooth 3. What can you hear right now? my dad's violent computer game IN THE NEXT ROOM!! 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. my sister, we yelled random greetings at eachother 5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Star Wars 2 attack of the clones 6. Type your name with your elbow. didi YES!! now my sister's turn jme4wn bnb iovfgrertf (she's not so good at elbow typing) 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? old sheet of cake decorations that are all gone 8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? I don't know 9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? IT WAS BEING STUPID!! 10. Find the thrid letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? stnsnnhGtomndsaddoW If you read this whole thing you get a prize! I now present you with brand spanking new...AIR!! (isn't that great?) |
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