How's it hanging? The name's Maddie. I'm in high school and I live in Southern California. Now I would like to inform you people of a few things.

-I ship a lot of ships. Here's a list:

Hannah Montana: Moliver, Lackson

Life With Derek: Dasey, Nasey, Lizwin, Sasey

iCarly: Creddie

Flight 29 Down: Taylor/Jackson, Eric/Melissa

Twilight: Team Jacob

Harry Potter: Harmony, Ginny/Draco, Luna/Neville

Private Series: Reed/Josh, Reed/Dash, Gage/Ivy, Gage/Taylor, Constance/Whit, Noelle/Dash

Gallagher Girls: Cammie/Zach

HSM: Ryella, Troypay, Chadpay, Relsi'

-I don't like music by the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, etc..

-I think iCarly is funnier than Hannah Montana

-I really wanted straight talk to win over mindless rederick.

-He went to the cross for me and I know it.

-Smiling with your mouth is overrated.

-Softballs aren't soft.

-FOB stands for 'fresh off the boat'.

-Whatever it takes, kids up north know they can make it through.

-The day I die I want to eat asparugus.

-Sixty people in the audiorium auditioning for the school musical, and I was the only one who fell.

-Sixty people!

-I fell!

-Wazzup!

-Yellow, Gold, Lime, Green.

-Fell!

-Auditorium!

-I hate bullets!

-Dashes are so much better--!

-Yep. Seriously fell.

-Blah! Blue! Blee!

Found this on a few other profiles. Thought I'd try it.

1. Jacob Black

2. Edward Cullen

3. Charlie Swan

4. Leah Clearwater

5. Renesmee (blah)

6. Bella Swan

7. Rosalie Hale

8. Seth Clearwater

9. Alice Cullen

10. Billy Black

11. Jasper Hale

12. Emmet Cullen

Questions and my answers:

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Jasper/Bella? It's not totally repulsive. I may read one in time.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Leah? Maybe if I was a guy, but I'm not.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Well, first Seth would have to have a sex change, then they could make a weird vampire babie.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Alice? Nothing specific.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Bella and Edward? Now that's repulsive.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Renesmee/Alice? Yeah, that's just perverted.

Renesmee/Billy? I could definitely see it.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She'd probably slaughter Edward, then show Emmet what an improvement she is.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Billy and Charlie have been friends forever, but what happens when--I can't even do it.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

It's quite possible. I bet Jake/Seth fics exist.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

My Big Grizzly Bear

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Leah says enough is enough, and rape Jacob in the woods.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No.

13. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?

Maybe... but only because Jasper is hot!

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No, but Edward/Leah is an interesting idea...

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Some odd indian phrase.

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

It's the Best Day Ever--Spongebob. I totally matches Seth.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: There isn't any Edward in this at all.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

You know, I could really use your vampire strenth to psuh my wheel chair...

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Do parody fics count? If so, about a month ago.

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

The LOVE SHIELD.

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Definitely. Drunk and Sober. They're in love.

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Rosie, no doubt.

23. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?

Jacob and Alice are in a happy relationship until Alice runs off with Leah. Jacob, brokenhearted, has one hot night with Jasper and a brief, unhappy affair with Emmet, then follows the wise advice of Renesmee and finds true love with Charlie.

"Better than Breaking Dawn"

24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I actually think they'd be pretty hot.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a bitch

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm from CALIFORNIA, so I MUST be like the girls from "Laguna Beach" and "The OC"

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND, so i MUST be a lesbian, or a loser

I KNOW HOW TO SEW, so I MUST be old fashioned.

I OBSESS OVER MILEY CYRUS, so I MUST be a loser.

I LIVE IN FLORIDA, so I MUST be tan and hispanic

I'm WHITE, so I MUST not know how dance or run.

I'm WHITE, so i must be a loser.

I'm a NEWYORKER, so I MUST have a bad additude.

I'm the MIDDLE CHILD so I MUST be ignored.

I HAVE A LAPTOP, so i must be a spoiled brat.

I HAVE A MYSPACE, so I MUST be a sexual predator

I'm FROM ITALY, so i must eat only pasta and tomato sauce.

I'm FUNNY, so I MUST not have a care in the world.

I'm a CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST not be fun.

I live in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, so I MUST have a perfect beach body.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be pretentious and judgemental.

I'm a THINKER, so I MUST be old.

I was for MCCAIN, so I MUST hate black people.

I'm AGAINST ABORTION, so I MUST be a man.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be rich.

I'm the OLDEST CHILD, so I MUST be a perfectionist.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.