One hundred percent genuine British Columbian spud. Rainwatered and grown without pesticides. Ignore any scurrilous rumours I was sprouted in Ontario.

I am a 30something geek with writerly ambitions and a desk job. And a cat. At present I am busy breaking my long-held resolution never to write fanfic. The cat--also occasionally referred to as Her Calico Highness, Queen Willow the First, Mistress of All She Surveys--would like you all to know this is a terrible waste of my time, and I should spend more time worshipping her. And feeding her. Food is important.