Pesky Ixy Pesternomihide bio
 Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter. My proper name is Ixy the Amazing, who also happens to be suave, beautiful, funny and a Sex-God with an altruistic nature. However, you can call me Ixy. _ I've recently returned to after a long life-induced hiatus during which I became an adult and made a baby. Please excuse most of my older writings, as I cringe every time I read much of them. I'm hoping to soon dive back in and post some new material. I do enjoy writing challenges however and many of my published stories here are the result of challenges. Lots of AU and strange strange prompts. I am a big Dramione shipper, however I love Hermione and will read her with lots of different characters, and I'm also largely a fan of diving into characters with potentially interesting back stories. I guess I'm a bit of a sucker for Slytherins. I do solemnly swear to review any and every fic I read, regardless of the number of reviews, age, or anything else. |
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They Shook Hands : Year 6 (New Version) by Dethryl reviews
Who will be next to perish? Should he support the Ministry? Does Dumbledore have a plan? These questions and more haunt Harry as he and his new Order train for war and vengeance. Snape gets the Defence job. Will he too be struck down? Harry has been warned about the returning Potions Master, but how can he resist hearing tales about Slughorn's favorite student, Lily Evans?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 198,605 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
the what ifs will destroy you by fabricated fantasies reviews
The only thing that stays with you forever is regret. - the nextgen in a hundred different ways. /PansyTeddy - "Sometimes he looks at the blonde woman in his bed and wishes that all those teen romance novels had never lied to him."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Teddy L., Pansy P.
World Blindness by permanthiatus reviews
"All of them witnessed the events that made him the person he is, yet they all missed the parts that truly mattered." This is about the blindness of the Wizarding World. UNDER EDITING
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Life On A Play Set by tunystark reviews
'I am Dominique Weasley, the 'rebel', Slytherin, just plain me.'- Dominique Weasley POV, for the Fanfiction Idol competition...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Dominique W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Draco's Deadly Sins by Paris in December reviews
According to Harry, Draco covered most of the deadly sins before he even came to Hogwarts. Written for the HPFC Seven Deadly Sins Challenge. Pairings include Blaise/Parvati, Harry/Pansy, one-sided Draco/Padma. Chapters: 2/7. Never Tell series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Dragon by Paris in December reviews
Hermione tangles with a dragon and Theo comes to the rescue. Written for Pesky Ixy Pesternomi. Implied Hermione/Theo and Hermione/Draco. Chapters: 1/1. Storybook Chaos series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Strange by ChimericalParoxysm reviews
Torn between belonging and not-belonging, Astoria makes a choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
In Defense of Winter by Paris in December reviews
Sirius goes to the Potters' shortly before Christmas and has a chat with Lily. Written for the HPFC Four Seasons COMPETITION. Implied Severus/Sirius, James/Lily. Chapters: 1/1. Separate, Together series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Last of Adventures by ChimericalParoxysm reviews
Albus' musings on his final day of life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Albus D. - Complete
Winky Is A Good Elf by ChimericalParoxysm reviews
Follows Winky's turmoil while serving the Crouches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Winky - Complete
Shades of Gray by lovelicious reviews
A poem in the point of view of Hermione, about her thoughts on Draco Malfoy. Enjoy! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Us After This by RZZMG reviews
Theo Nott & Draco Malfoy want Hermione Granger. When she deals with one to teach her about sex, how will the other handle it? How will a Time-Turner,a fatal illness,an ex-,an Azkaban breakout & some old spells change the future? A/U 7th yr. HOT SHAGGING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 176,852 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Consequentially Yours by Nyruserra reviews
The war is over, and the recovering Wizarding Community adopts a new Marriage Law to cope with the sudden rise of bloodsicknesses. Poor Oliver, he's about to find out that the consequences of doing the right thing can get very out of hand! Not HBP Com.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,246 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
The Letter He Never Wrote by Rosawyn reviews
Of course Harry did write Hermione, just as he promised. But this is the letter he never wrote.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Auror and the Chosen One reviews
Harry asked Tonks to join him for a lunch date in Hogsmeade, where the soon find themselves tossed into battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Sweeter Things In Life reviews
Who would know more about the sweeter things in life than Ambrosius Flume, the owner of Honeydukes and chocolatier extraordinare? All shopkeepers have their secrets and you may be surprised to learn what they notice throughout the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012
Star Crossed reviews
100 Drabbles revealing the untold love story of Evan Rosier and Emmaline Vance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Evan R., Emmeline V.
It Poured Crimson reviews
The story of Helena Ravenclaw's flight from Hogwarts, and of the Baron's persuit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Helena R., Bloody Baron - Complete
The Glass Box reviews
Sequel to 'The Locked Box.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Ginny W. - Complete
Mudblood reviews
A scene between Hermione and Draco in the library. Just something that's floated around in my head for a while now, it doesn't belong to any of my stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Locked Box reviews
Ginny plays a game with Draco and Harry that goes too far, and now she must deal with her grief.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Ramblings of a MadWoman reviews
Articles written by Rita Skeeter, they don't necessarily relate to one another, but I do love to get into the mind of a mad-cow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Rita S. - Complete
Almost Like Flying reviews
Snape on a Rollercoaster, written for Kimkat of the D/G Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Second Glances reviews
For drabble exchange - Paris in December.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Garden Gnomes And Other Things reviews
Just a drabble for Aenaris, written for one of the HPFC's drabble exchanges.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Xenophilius L., Molly W. - Complete
The Night reviews
Did any of you ever wonder what happened the night of the Yule Ball after Ron and Hermione's fight?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Spring Brings Growth reviews
A glimpse into the mind of Professor Remus Lupin, shortly before the final battle. Winner of the Spring Category for Rosaline'sRevenge's Four Seasons Competition
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Remus L., Fleur D. - Complete
Son Plus Grand Désir reviews
drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Rose Gardens reviews
Lily/Lysander, a series of drabbles. First Place winner of thenewkait's My First Kiss Competition
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Lily Luna P., Lysander S. - Complete
Pieces reviews
Almost 4 years after the war is over, Draco is still having trouble finding his way, unaccepted by wizarding society, and trying to escape the control of his father, he finds comfort in the most unlikely of people. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Make Love To Me reviews
my very first lemon cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Advice Is What We Ask For reviews
Advice is what we ask for, when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't. A oneshot, for the four houses competition. My hufflepuff character is Leanne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Leanne, Draco M. - Complete
Saturday in the Park reviews
Second place winner of cuz-snarry's-awesome's Romantic Gestures Challenge. A fluffy little younger draco/hermione tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Fire And Ice reviews
oneshot. contest fic. A moment between Draco and Ginny during the Carrows rein of the school.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure reviews
I wrote this on a tangent and it turned into something that I love dearly. It's written in three parts and that will be all. It's really all this story needs to be honest. I hope you all enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Only Exception reviews
Sirius deals with his feelings for Alice, the night before her marriage to Frank. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sirius B., Alice L. - Complete
Canoodling reviews
Response to Ouch Charlie's "83 Reasons To Have Sex" Challenge. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Eight Years reviews
First Place Winner! of Dear. Dark. Destiny's "Can You Write A Romance?" challenge. Draco/Hannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Draco M., Hannah A. - Complete
Sincerely, With Love, I Hope You Die, Goodbye reviews
In response to the '30 Words or Less' challenge by MioneWazlib, this is my second part, five chapters, ten letters each, between different characters, different situations. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
The 30 Minutes in Which James Potter Grows Up reviews
This is my response to a challenge posted by MioneWazlib. It will be done in two parts. I hope you all enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Best Man reviews
OneShot. My interpretation of something that might have happened between James and Sirius before James proposed to Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
